A birthdate meme

[turps]

Just reading my friends friends list and saw this Sorta a birthdate meme. So I gakked it from jchalo

The thing's on crack I think!

Of rare beauty -- rotflmao, yeah right. If you're blind maybe.
knows how to adapt -- agree with this one actually. I can adapt if needed, doesn't mean I have to like it.
likes luxury -- oh yeah!
of good health not in the least shy -- splutter. That one's totally wrong. I'm very shy.
tends to look down on others -- nope, don't do that either.
self-confident -- this is so wrong. I have very little self confidence, I'm always second and third guessing myself.
determined -- to have my own way maybe *g*
impatient -- yeah, true.
wants to impress others -- depends who it is. I don't give a damn what most people think of me.
many talents -- well I have the talent to think of lotsa smut, does that count? *g*
industrious -- nope
healthy optimism -- yeah, I tend to think most things work out in the end.
waiting for the one true love -- I already have him (/sap)
able to make quick decisions. -- lol, no way! I'm so indecisive.

So I don't put much faith in this birthdate thing. But it was fun to see how wrong it was.