turps: (crackfic icon)
[personal profile] turps
Because I had a thousand and one things that needed doing today, I ended up changing my journal instead...sigh.

I actually spent most of the day at my mam's, waiting in for the plumber, who of course never turned up. While waiting I thought over the beginnings of the SeSa idea I have forming, and think it may work. Here's hoping anyway.

An addition to the sparkly gathering report that needs recording. [livejournal.com profile] trumpeterofdoom posted on Saturday saying we were reading the lava lamp story, at which point someone commented to her that I needed to be told of the new Chris pairing, ChrisLa ( Chris/lamp) at which point someone else at the gathering replied that the pairing name was obviously Cramp. And people wonder why I love the popslash fandom so much. Cramp, how perfect is that? So you know, if any of you talented writers out there want to write me some cramp feel free. Angsty cramp where Chris and lamp split up and lamp is broken, throwing himself to the floor where he shatters in shining shards, his wax spreading over the ground. Fluff cramp where Chris pets lamp's cool sides as they watch tv in bed. H/C cramp where Chris sits cross legged on the floor, an intent look on his face as he carefully glues lamp back together, and of course pwp cramp which would include much panting and groaning and an industrial sized bottle of lube. Bonus points if Lance's incredible leather chomping bigger than a wrist sized dick makes an appearance, heck, it doesn't even have to be attached to Lance, I mean, the size of that thing it could have a life of its own ;)

Before I go, if you like Supernatural and enjoy the cest, head over to [livejournal.com profile] castalie's journal where she's finally posted the most amazing and hot story. It's called Exorcism but to me it'll forever be the bottom!Dean story, because guh!

Date: 2005-11-14 07:16 pm (UTC)
ext_1905: (Default)
From: [identity profile] glendaglamazon.livejournal.com
I think I strained something trying so hard not to laugh hysterically at this in the middle of the office. Cramp! Fluff Cramp! Agh!

Date: 2005-11-14 07:30 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (chris purple.)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
Fluff Cramp would be a beautiful thing.

Chris and Lamp side by side on the sofa, Chris scattering kisses on Lamp's glass as Lamp wraps his flex around Chris' wrist....

Date: 2005-11-14 07:19 pm (UTC)
ext_312: Desolation Row!Gerard (lost my fear of falling)
From: [identity profile] turloughishere.livejournal.com
I like the new layout, and the new header is gorgeous!

(I am not laughing about H/C Cramp, I am not!)

Date: 2005-11-14 07:33 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (Kiss -- bettina)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
Thank you!

(I am not laughing about H/C Cramp, I am not!)


Good, because Chris would be so sad as he fixes Lamp. Concentrating so hard, his tongue sticking out a little as he carefully glues and whispers words of encouragement to his Lamp ;)

Date: 2005-11-14 07:38 pm (UTC)
ext_312: Desolation Row!Gerard (Default)
From: [identity profile] turloughishere.livejournal.com
his tongue sticking out a little

I knew there was something I had forgotten! I was going to make an icon of that recent picture of him playing computer games with his tounge sticking out (as usual). *runs off to save a base to work with before she forgets again*

Date: 2005-11-14 07:43 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (atlantis trickyfish)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
YAY! Chris icons featuring tongue are a good thing!

Date: 2005-11-14 07:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ihearthings-ii.livejournal.com
pretty! and shiny! and Chrissofer!!

and AHEM, may I remind you, young lady, that there is only room for one OTP, and it is:

Date: 2005-11-14 07:35 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (OMG!)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
pretty! and shiny! and Chrissofer!!

Yes! Pretty, shiny and especially Chrissofer!

Don't worry, as much as Cramp is a thing of beauty it'll never replace TrickC! So. Much. Love for those boys!

Date: 2005-11-14 07:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msktrnanny.livejournal.com
I ended up changing my journal instead...sigh.

I stopped paying attention after this... wow. Look at all the lovely Chris!!

Date: 2005-11-14 07:44 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (Chris yellow (sinbrat))
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
It's probably best that you did stop paying attention after that *g*

Thank you! I'm firmly of the belief that the more Chris the better.

Date: 2005-11-14 07:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trumpeterofdoom.livejournal.com
*bleaches brain*

Date: 2005-11-14 07:46 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (moody chris)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
Did reading about the gathering make you think of Bassez again? You poor thing ;)

Date: 2005-11-14 07:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trumpeterofdoom.livejournal.com
Bassez is joy! Pure joy!

Date: 2005-11-14 07:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] castalie.livejournal.com
Wow, love the new layout! Gorgeous *g*

And I realised I forgot to mention something in my latest mail to you. I'll have to remedy that *takes notes*

Also eeek you recc'ed me! Thank you, sis *blushes* Also also, you'll never guess what happened to me. Someone asked if they could translate my story... into Chinese! Not even kidding, I just read the comment when I came back home lol I need to check the links they gave me but if it's true? Wow! Someone wants to translate my Sam/Dean! In Chinese! *bounces*

Date: 2005-11-23 02:49 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (Nsync (couchrules))
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
Thank you! Can you guess what I was playing with when I got sidetracked? *g*

Are you kidding!? I had to rec you! I have so much love for the story, and yeah, I figure you know that by now but I'm still going to tell you over and over.

Wow! That's amazing that they want to translate. I'm not surprised mind you as everyone should have the chance to read bottom!Dean despite their language. Did I tell you I like that fic? ;)

Date: 2005-11-14 08:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] paperdollkisses.livejournal.com
The new layout is fabulous! And Cramp???? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO......... you are definitely smoking crack over there and need to lay off a bit because "pets lamp's cool sides"? I... just... no words!!

Dang it. link me to lava lamp!!! and do you have the JC's cock as a tentacle story link?

*hides*

Date: 2005-11-14 08:24 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (DR Mikey2)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
Thank you!

It's not my fault I get these cracked out ideas! I've been around cracktastic people all weekend, it rubs off *g*

You must read the lava lamp story, and it's here (http://www.kase.fi/~nooraja/disturbing.txt). My mind actually went to a few stories that could maybe fit the JC's cock as a tentacle idea, but the one I think you mean is Mortal Coils (http://www.nsa.slashcity.org/nsa/fic/tentacle.html) by [livejournal.com profile] nopsued

Date: 2005-11-14 08:01 pm (UTC)
rikes: drawing of a fairy, with cherry blossoms (To laugh and cry and cry and laugh)
From: [personal profile] rikes
Ooh, I love the new header. It has all my favourite Chris pictures on it!

But why on earth does your H/C cramp story make me go "Awwww!"?

Date: 2005-11-23 02:51 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (Nick (digital_diva))
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
Thank you! There's a lot of my favourite pictures on there too, I find myself just sitting staring sometimes because I'm just that lame.

But why on earth does your H/C cramp story make me go "Awwww!"?

Because you're a big old sap? ;)

Date: 2005-11-14 08:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mickeym.livejournal.com
and of course pwp cramp which would include much panting and groaning and an industrial sized bottle of lube.

And probably a trip to the ER afterward.

Gee, I wonder who that someone is, who started all that naming nonsense? *innocent smile*

CRAMP!

Dude, we need icons. Seriously. *smooch*


Also? LOVE your new layout. MmmmmmmmmChris.

Date: 2005-11-15 01:05 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (DR Mikey2)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
And probably a trip to the ER afterward.

Well yes, but don't all good badfic stories include an ER visit? ;)

Well, I wasn't going to name names, but that someone is a genius!

We really do need icons and I made an icon for I'm weak.

CRAMP!

Thank you! I'm trying to get used to all the peach at the moment, but all the Chris makes it worth it

Date: 2005-11-14 11:37 pm (UTC)
pensnest: bright-eyed baby me (Chris Dork)
From: [personal profile] pensnest
Oh, lawd, I think you woz broke at the weekend. Wonder if there's a cure?

And woman, tempt me not with Crampfic, I have deadlines.

Nice new look.

Date: 2005-11-15 10:50 am (UTC)
ext_1650: (DR Mikey2)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
I think I was broke, I blame you all for doing it too. However, if there is a cure I don't want it *g*

Crampfic is a thing of good! You need to read the one Mira wrote for me. It's so funny. At least it is for me, I suspect many people will read my post and think wtf!?

Thank you!

Date: 2005-11-15 12:21 am (UTC)
stellamira: (Popslash - Chris' lollypop)
From: [personal profile] stellamira
The other guys thought Chris was crazy, being addicted to his lava lamp that much, but the truth was that the lamp loved him back. It must be, since Chris couldn't remember the last time a partner of his had been so nice to him. In the dark, Lamp always showed him the way, and if he put him in his bed before he went to sleep, Lamp would heat up his pillow and make it all warm and cozy.

The sex was great, too. Unlike JC, for example, Lamp actually understood the concept of "foreplay". With JC, you just had to push a few buttons and he went off in five minutes tops. With Lamp, Chris only had to push one button, and it took Lamp at least thirty minutes to get hot enough – though Chris never ceased to try to turn him on a little faster, stroking the base or licking the glass. During foreplay, Lamp produced wonderful streaks of wax rising up from the bottom, only to have them collapse again before forming the most gorgeous bubbles Chris had ever seen. Lamp would watch while Chris masturbated, looking at his beautiful Lamp bubbling excitedly on the bedside table.

Sometimes, however, Chris had to admit, Lamp was a bit creepy. Once in a while, Chris woke up with Lamp's cable coiled around his wrist – which was nice enough; Chris loved it when Lamp got so relaxed to snuggle up to him. But once Chris had woken up to the cable tugging on his balls, Lamp lying side by side with Chris' dick on his belly, which resulted in one of their hottest sex ever. Still he couldn't help worrying that one day he'd wake up with the cable around his neck. He guessed it was fine, however, as long as they didn't break up.

Okay, so it might not be the most perfect relationship ever – it was a little one-sided for one and Lamp always refused to accompany him to any of Chris' appearances – but it was true love, and that, Chris supposed, was what counted in the end.

The end.


And you have a nice new header!

Date: 2005-11-15 08:04 am (UTC)
ext_979: (Default)
From: [identity profile] saba1789.livejournal.com
0.o I don't even know what to say. Wow!

Date: 2005-11-15 10:46 am (UTC)
ext_1650: (Nsync (couchrules))
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
Isn't it fabulous!

Mira is a genius!

Date: 2005-11-15 02:18 pm (UTC)
ext_979: (Default)
From: [identity profile] saba1789.livejournal.com
A genius on crack but a genius nonetheless. *nods*

Date: 2005-11-15 10:45 am (UTC)
ext_1650: (Nsync (couchrules))
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
OMG! I love you!

This was so good and so funny and did I say I loved it?

Lamp's flex around Chris' balls, licking the glass. I have so much glee!

Thank you so much. This comment has just made my morning, hell, it's going to make my week!

You rock!

Date: 2005-11-15 07:56 am (UTC)
ext_979: (Default)
From: [identity profile] saba1789.livejournal.com
The new layout is fabulous! :-)

Date: 2005-11-15 10:45 am (UTC)
ext_1650: (Kiss -- bettina)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
Thank you!
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