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I've been of the suck lately about birthdays. So, happy belated birthday to both [livejournal.com profile] _bettina_ and [livejournal.com profile] hammerhead22. I hope you both had great days!

Yesterday was an insanely busy day, but at one point James managed to both crack me up and go WTF!? at the same time. We were talking about porn, as you do you know, and he said that I wrote porn. I was like, I don't at all, at which point he said that I wrote stuff with words like stroking his rigid staff, Justin plunged his quivering manmeat, spurting shaft and other horrors like that. When I recovered enough to speak I informed him that I don't use phrases like that at all! Man, he thinks I'm a Nifty writer. One day I'm going to print out a story and make him read it, show there's a lack of quivering manmeats and pearl necklaces.

Anyway, moving on. Wednesday Corey and I went to the pantomime. It was only a local one performed by three people but it was okay. If nothing else it allowed me to talk to my dad for a few hours as his fiancée organised the tickets, so he was there with her and assorted members of his other family.

Yesterday was insane. We took Corey to school, drove straight to the in laws to help the SiL move back to her house. From there onto the supermarket to buy the rest of the Christmas food. It was packed in there and we waited in line for an hour to get to the tills, though a woman two trollies ahead who fainted did provide some excitement. So, we drove home, unpacked and shoved any freezer stuff away as we were running late for Corey's carol service. Got there and it was standing room only, but my nanna had got there early so she'd saved a seat for me. Listened to carols, watched a load of kids dressed up as animals walk by, and man, one kid was dressed as the most evil camel ever! I swear I'd run the other way if I saw that thing in a dark alley! Left Church, picked Corey up from school, took nanna home, picked up mam and Kay. Drove to Sunderland, bought the last of James' Christmas gifts, dropped off mam and Corey at home, drove to Ikea, bought gifts, went to metrocenter, bought stuff. Drove home, wrapped gifts, collapsed in bed.

Today is going to be far more low key. After the drs we're heading of to Raby castle. You can see the deers there and they also have the most gorgeous traditional santa's grotto. It's pretty relaxed, in the open air and just far removed from the shops and bustle everywhere else. We'll go there and recharge our batteries as the next few days will be crazy. I doubt that Corey actually believes anymore, but that's fine, because seeing the deers and a really good santa is part of Christmas. Even if you don't believe in Santa you can still feel the magic in the air, and that's so cool you know?

I really need to go, my appointment is in half an hour and I'm not dressed which is a worry. Okay, going now!

And I've been and am back again as I didn't have time to post earlier. We did go see the reindeers, no Santa though as we went to a different park, but oh my goodness! The reindeers! They were gorgeous and you could feed them and they'd eat out of your hand and they were just the cutest things ever, and I may have fallen in love with their little reindeerey selves. There were little fluffy youngsters and stags with their huge horns, though the biggest ones kept away and were obviously contemptuous of us humans and the other reindeer who fed from our hands. There were also three swans who'd eat from your hand too but I tried to keep out of their way because man, swans are big up close and they had huge sharp beaks and little beady eyes. So yeah, it was a lovely day.

Now James has taken Corey to the cinema so I can get all of Corey's gifts wrapped, which I'm going to go do after I send some thanks. I've received more beautiful cards, thank you [livejournal.com profile] saba1789, [livejournal.com profile] digital_diva, [livejournal.com profile] yami_tai, [livejournal.com profile] strippedhalo, [livejournal.com profile] seiyaharris and [livejournal.com profile] jaciesplace who sent me penguins! And Chris! And Trickc! And I may have squeed an awful lot, because damn! *sends love to you all* Thank you so much!

Date: 2005-12-23 07:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] digital-diva.livejournal.com
::jigs through your LJ::

Date: 2005-12-23 11:50 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (Nsync (couchrules))
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
Woo!

Diva jigs!

I need to know how the visit went, guess I'll hit the mail ;)

Date: 2005-12-24 11:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] digital-diva.livejournal.com
Ah, those ever-elusive emails that never seem to find their way to my inbox ;-)

Date: 2005-12-24 11:23 am (UTC)
ext_1650: (imagination (wizzicons))
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
Dude! I was busy!

But the intention was there, does that count? ;)

Date: 2005-12-24 11:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] digital-diva.livejournal.com
In the spirit of Christmas, I should say "yes".

...

But then I've never been known to do what's supposed to be done, so NO IT DOESN'T COUNT!

;-)

Date: 2005-12-24 11:42 am (UTC)
ext_1650: (chris purple.)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
Ahahahahahahaha.

I can never get away with anything with you can I?

*has woe*

Date: 2005-12-23 07:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chrismm.livejournal.com
One day I'm going to print out a story and make him read it...

You should pick your top three, print 'em up really pretty, and give them to him for Christmas. I can pick for you, if you're feeling shy--or you could make a poll! That would be so cool. Then you could put a card on it from you and all of us that voted. *makes anime eyes at T* You know you want to.

And reindeers! Baby reindeers, even! *is so jealous*

Also, tell Corey congratulations on his successful performance!

And now I think I've abused enough exclamation points for one comment, and I'll go...

Date: 2005-12-23 11:49 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (chris purple.)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
That's such an awesome idea, and I'm tempted believe me. I was kind of horrified to realise he actually thought that. He obviously thinks slash is the same as bad porn, which it really isn't.

The reindeer were so cute! They were eating out of my hand and I was a pile of goo!

I've passed on your congratulations, thank you!

Date: 2005-12-23 07:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hammerhead22.livejournal.com
Thank you, hon.

You need to slow down and relax a little!

Date: 2005-12-23 11:45 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (Meyemake-up (12feethigh))
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
You're more than welcome.

I think I'll be relaxing at the end of Christmas day at this rate. Thank goodness it's only once a year!

Date: 2005-12-23 08:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ravenbat.livejournal.com
Mercy woman, you've been busy. You make me tired just reading that.

Yes, you should sit James down and have him read one of your stories.

*smooch* *hugs*

Date: 2005-12-23 11:43 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (Default)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
It's been insane!

Now I just want to sit and chill a bit, sadly no chance of that just yet.

Ahahahaha. You're another one that wants to traumatise James. Then again, it would show him what I do write *g*

Trickynicky! YAY!

*smooches you*

How're you doing, honey?

Date: 2005-12-23 08:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ceci2176.livejournal.com
James managed to both crack me up and go WTF!? at the same time. We were talking about porn, as you do you know, and he said that I wrote porn. I was like, I don't at all, at which point he said that I wrote stuff with words like stroking his rigid staff, Justin plunged his quivering manmeat, spurting shaft and other horrors like that.
*mwahaha* You mean you don't? ;-þ

we were running late for Corey's carol service. Got there and it was standing room only, but my nanna had got there early so she'd saved a seat for me. Listened to carols, watched a load of kids dressed up as animals walk by, and man, one kid was dressed as the most evil camel ever! I swear I'd run the other way if I saw that thing in a dark alley!
Sounds very...interesting. Were there any lobsters present? Spider-Man? *g*

Reindeer are not gorgeous and/or cute, they are a stupid (you look into their eyes and see nothingness) bl@@dy nuisance that crowd the roads and get killed that way. Yes, I have an agenda against reindeer. Some of the Saami in northern Sweden keep them and they're supposed to be in the forests but they run on the roads a lot and get into all kinds of trouble...so it's good Santa has MAGIC reindeer, which are different. *nods*

Date: 2005-12-23 11:41 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (Merlin is ded - ( bowie28))
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
*mwahaha* You mean you don't? ;-þ

Oh man, I really hope not! Those phrases are fine for crackfic, not so good with the real stuff *g*

Sounds very...interesting. Were there any lobsters present? Spider-Man? *g*

Nope, no lobsters, lots of sheep though ;)

There were the first reindeers I've seen up close so I don't have any real issues about them, but they did look cute to me, sorry. Forgive me?

Date: 2005-12-23 11:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ceci2176.livejournal.com
Those phrases are fine for crackfic, not so good with the real stuff *g*
All sex scenes in fic look the same to me...as long as the word "cock" is in there, I almost put it in the same pile as the crackfic... :-/ But I'm sure realy slash writers put my stuff in the crackfic pile too...since no one in their right mind would write "penis".... *shakes head @ self* I guess it's a flaw.

Nope, no lobsters, lots of sheep though ;)
But there were at least two lobsters present at the birth of Jesus! ;-)

There were the first reindeers I've seen up close so I don't have any real issues about them, but they did look cute to me, sorry. Forgive me?
*hmm* You might have to write TrickC owiefic with a bad JC owie he might not recover from. *eBil cackle*

Date: 2005-12-23 11:38 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (killjoys Mikey/Ray)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
You're more than welcome!

Date: 2005-12-23 08:48 pm (UTC)
ext_312: Desolation Row!Gerard (Default)
From: [identity profile] turloughishere.livejournal.com
You've really been keeping busy. Don't you dare overdo it, we don't want you to get sick again, do you hear!

[livejournal.com profile] ceci2176 is wrong, reindeer are cute :-) Especially the babies. I'm almost certain both male and female reindeer have horns and that they're the only deer species that does.

Oh yes, almost forgot: I'm all for [livejournal.com profile] chrismm's idea of you having poll about which of your stories James should read so he'll know what you really write!

Date: 2005-12-23 11:37 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (kevin)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
I really have, I figure I'll be in a heap by the end of Christmas day. But I'm taking care, promise.

The reindeers really are cute, but I didn't know that about the horns. I think I may be hitting google in minute.

Oh man, I'd love to see his face if I did give him a print out of my stories. He's never read anything I've written, which is why he seriously thinks I use phrases like manmeat etc, and just no.

Date: 2005-12-23 11:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ceci2176.livejournal.com
[livejournal.com profile] ceci2176 is wrong, reindeer are cute :-)
When you have a dent from a reindeer butt on the hood of your car, you kind of fail to see their cuteness. At least I do. ;-þ

I'm almost certain both male and female reindeer have horns and that they're the only deer species that does.
You're right about the horns being present in both the male and the female. A funny thing is that during the winter the male loses his while the female doesn't, and so she gains a higher status in the wintertime. Then they lose them after they've had calves in May.

They're the only species in Sweden where both genders have horns, but I don't know about other countries.

Yes, I live in Norrbotten, how could you tell? ;-þ

Date: 2005-12-24 03:21 pm (UTC)
ext_312: Desolation Row!Gerard (Default)
From: [identity profile] turloughishere.livejournal.com
I guess you feel about reindeer the way we southerners do about roe deer. They're a terrible nuisance and they're absolutely everywhere these days!

God jul!

Date: 2005-12-25 02:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ceci2176.livejournal.com
And we feel about roe deer like you do about reindeer, so I guess we're even! *g*

Date: 2005-12-23 09:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ninjetti75.livejournal.com
Okay, the reindeer & swans sound so cool!

I'm leaving for folks' tonight, so you have a Merry Happy Christmas, Terri-Luv!

Date: 2005-12-23 10:59 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (killjoys Mikey/Ray)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
They really were!

I'm going to have a great christmas! I really hope that you do too.

Sending you loads of love. XXX

Date: 2005-12-24 08:31 am (UTC)
rikes: Justin wearing a santa hat (From the floor to the ceiling)
From: [personal profile] rikes
Merry Christmas!

Date: 2005-12-24 08:33 am (UTC)
ext_1650: (dino)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
Merry Christmas to you too, honey!

Date: 2005-12-24 11:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaciesplace.livejournal.com
Hey! The world needs more Dancing Meatpuppets! YAY!

Hee! I saw the penguins & thought of your icon. ;)

And of course TrickC, I couldn't keep them out of your card no matter how much I tried! ;)

Date: 2005-12-24 12:15 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (Nsync (couchrules))
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
Ahahahahaha. I think the world could do without dancing meatpuppets *g*

The penguin was awesome, as was the trickc! Not as awesome as you though!

*smooch*

Date: 2005-12-24 12:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaciesplace.livejournal.com
Thanks, hon! I'm glad you enjoyed them! ;)

*hugs & smooches*

Date: 2005-12-24 09:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ephemera.livejournal.com
*smooch*

Date: 2005-12-24 11:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yami-tai.livejournal.com
Merry Christmas, hun, I'm glad the card got there in time ^_^!

Date: 2005-12-25 06:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ihearthings-ii.livejournal.com
*rushed driveby smooches*
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