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[turps]

I read the most horrific story last night. Josh, James and Justin. Chris and Joey were sent away to get shopping because obviously they were too ugly to stay. There was weeping and terrible typos. James was having feelings about Josh and Justin, and waxed lyrical to himself about those two hot twinks. What got me was the writer had the nerve to post writing tips at the end of his story, but totally ignored his own rules. I mean, names in brackets to show who's talking? Not good. Neither are inserted links and authors notes in a story, or calling Lance, Jamie. Thank goodness there were only three chapters.

I've seen mention of the five things meme around, and really, what better way to get back into things than lists? Lists are good. They drive away memories of stories that should never be read. Therefore, hit me with the five things. I'll do my best to deliver. Any of my fandoms, because I do have more than one, really I do.

Corey went back to school today. He decided that he wanted to walk there and back alone, and I've always told him that he could do so in his last year. And now that year has come. It's a safe walk, but still. When did he grow up?

Once he'd left we had to take the cats for their inoculations. Poor Freesia was wailing like crazy when we were taking her. I think she thought she was going back to the rescue home. But, they're done now, and are happily asleep on the couches.

That's it for this exciting instalment of the life of Terri.

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[trumpeterofdoom.livejournal.com]

Five moments when JC realised that he really, really loved AJ.

[simply-fly-away.livejournal.com]

Five things Chris can never tell Lance.
Five of JC's fantasies involving Chris.
Five possible titles of songs from JC's new album.

Please and thank you ;)

[frayen.livejournal.com]

Five times Dean never had sex with Sam when he really should have

Five things Brennan loves about Jesse

Five times Jim outsmarted Blair

[mickeym.livejournal.com]

It continues to amaze (and scare *g*) me, just what you'll read. Aren't there rules about reading badfic? Like, thou shalt not? ;)

Five things. *ponders*

Five ways Chris never thought he'd get with JC. Tell me you didn't see that coming? *g*

[raynedanser.livejournal.com]

Oh God the fic sounds dreadful!! EEEE

and amazing how quickly the kiddies grow up, eh?

[musiclover03.livejournal.com]

Five Fandom things ey?

Someone mentioned titles for JCs album. Could put a spin on that and have Five titles for Chris'/Nigel's 11 album. LOL or

Five songs Chris has written about JC.

[luxshine.livejournal.com]

The only good thing about that story you mentioned is that at least Chris and Joey were spared of the horrors. You can imagine they went to look for the real JC and Lance and had a wild fourways orgy.

(I've never been able to read a really bad fic. My back-button reflex hits before I delve too far into them.

And since I see the love for the TrickC in your list, allow me.

Five things Joey wants to tell Chris.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Dude!

You couldn't resist could you? ;)

But for you, anything. Watch for a later post.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Oh, I love those!

You've got it. I'll post later :)

[turps33.livejournal.com]

I love you! I didn't think anyone would pick the non pop stuff.

I've never attempted a word of SPN but I'm looking forward to trying.

Watch for the post later :)

[turps33.livejournal.com]

I really shouldn't read it, but I can't help it. It's a sickness! I have to admit though, that one I read last night was the worst for a long time. It hit all my pet peeves and good.

Trickc! So much love for those five things, and you for suggesting it.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

It was horrible! What got me was the author added all those tips, and broke every single one of them.

I'm sure it was only yesterday Corey started school. Now he's got one year left then he's in secondary school. It's scary how time flies.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

I like those suggestions!

Watch out for a later post :)

[bayouskye.livejournal.com]

I have much love for you and your ability to read bad fic until the very end. Seriously!

And just so you know, I'll read a fic, even if it's bad until the first time I see the word "Josh". Then the back button gets hit and I forget all about it. (Except for that one time I got all wrapped up in those really bad mpreg fics you talked about....)

You can't really blink around the kids, every time you do, it seems like they grow up more. *puts bricks on their heads to try to make them stay young*

Poor kitties... the pups get liek that too, they are all excited to be going somewhere in the car until we pull up at the vet's door. Then it's every dog for themselves as I try to get them out of the car and inside the building. o.O

Five things JC thinks about when he's taking himself in hand.....

*eyebrow waggle*

[turps33.livejournal.com]

You can imagine they went to look for the real JC and Lance and had a wild fourways orgy.

I love how your brain works. Yes, that's exactly what I'll do.

Choey! Glee! I'll do that for sure.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Josh and James kills me. I hate it. HATE HATE HATE it! Normally I back out too but this story was so bad it was car crash reading. I had to know if it got worse, and it did.

It amazes me how time flies with kids. Corey's still my baby, but really, he's about ready to go to big school. It's scary.

Five things JC thinks about when he's taking himself in hand.....

That's easy.

(1) Chris.
(2) Chris.
(3) Chris.
(4) Chris.
(5) Chris.

;)

No, great suggestion. Look for the answers soon :)

[bayouskye.livejournal.com]

(1) Chris.
(2) Chris.
(3) Chris.
(4) Chris.
(5) Chris.

*screams*

*facepalm*

I knew I should have put some stipulations on that....

LOL!

[musiclover03.livejournal.com]

Well I liked her answer--then again-- you knew that :)

[musiclover03.livejournal.com]

Good answer! :)

[musiclover03.livejournal.com]

LOL Well I am the musiclover after all, and thats what brought them together :) So yeth :)

[xoverau.livejournal.com]

I am so damn lucky, man. I had never, NEVER encountered an in-fic author note until mychemicalslash. It was something on the order of: (A/n: see itz a lyrc for the song! icounld resist. hhahahaha!!!) I think I spent five minutes staring at the screen. After a few weeks of perusal, I discovered the practice was far from uncommon in badficland.

[bayouskye.livejournal.com]

LOL!

[turloughishere.livejournal.com]

Your ability to actually read these horrible stories never fail to amaze me! (Or is it "terrify me" :-) "Jamie" *shudder*

Poor kitties!! Lancecat's only been to the vet once so I have no idea how he'll react the next time I take him. I'm keeping my fingers crossed that he'll be as cool about it as Sinbad was!

Five things Kevin would love to do with his Boys! Five things hitman!Kevin dreams about at night. Five things Lance and Kevin would never ever do together.

[frayen.livejournal.com]

See, I'm not big with the pop slash, except for that one Nick Carter/Christian Kane fic I read. . . . . I am told it's a slippery slope from there though. . . . .

[luxshine.livejournal.com]

I'm told my mind is a scary place, but I'm glad I'm not alone in my imagination ;)

Seriously, I can read a fic with Josh and James, as long as it's an AU and it's clearly marked so because, seriously? I have hard times in historical AUs reading 'JC' as a name ;) But in a present time story? The writer must give me a very, very good reason for them to be calling him Josh and not C, JC, or even Joshua.