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[turps]

Can anyone remember an Nsync story featuring a strap on? I'm sure it involved a woman too, I just can't remember who. I know, I know. So vague, but hey, I'll take any strap on stories.

I've tried Googling, but man, the results you get when you enter Nsync and "strap on" are varied and weird. Though it did lead me to a message board where someone commented that Lance 'probably urinates rainbows.' Which is an image that's amused me for some time now.

I blame Nic for this.

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[cardalia.livejournal.com]

There were strap ons in Absinthe, weren't there? With the German girls, Gabi and ...Marta?

[turps33.livejournal.com]

There was, but it's not that one. I'm sure the story I'm thinking of was a one off. Sadly, the only details I can remember is the sex toy, which isn't helping at all.

But, thanks to your suggestion I'm off to re read some favourite Absinthe parts.

Thank you!

[cardalia.livejournal.com]

Hee! I just came back to the entry to see if you found what you were looking for and everyone is either offering you strap on fic or wanting a piece of the action! *g* Be sure to let us know if you find what you were looking for. ;)

[mickeym.livejournal.com]

There were *g* And we had a LOT of fun imagining what Chris and JC looked like, getting fucked by Gabi and Marta :)

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Good grief.

I've just woken up, read this comment, and now I'm set for the day!

[mickeym.livejournal.com]

*snickers* So happy I could oblige! ;)

[cardalia.livejournal.com]

Believe me, it was good for me too. *g*

[call-me-loca.livejournal.com]

you do realize you are my hero?

[turps33.livejournal.com]

You know how it goes. Someone mentions a strap on, next thing you know you can't rest until you've read that story from years ago, the only detail of which you can remember is the strap on.

OMG! YAY!

[mickeym.livejournal.com]

I know how it goes with YOU *g*

*smooch*

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Ahahahahaha.

What can I say? I have an itch that needs scratching ;)

[ephemera-pop.livejournal.com]

Pornutopia Joey has a thing for strap ons ...

[turps33.livejournal.com]

He does. But it's not that either.

I'm sure this was a one off I clicked onto, by someone not on my flist.

*adds pornutopia to reading list*

I'm never going to get to bed at this rate *g*

[nopseud]

And if the scene with the actual Joey/Kelly strap-on sex isn't posted yet (which I don't think it is) then I can mail it to you if you want it.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Are you kidding?! I'd love it. Thank you!

I actually opened both the pornutopia and absinthe last night. But needing sleep, I just skimmed favourite parts. Absinthe remains one of my most favourite stories ever. The end. Be still my heart!

[mickeym.livejournal.com]

Um, hi, could you email it to me, too? *hopeful look*

Are you DONE writing that yet? Because y'know, me and my WIP issues here :P

[nopseud]

Check you mail :-)

I'm *almost* done. I have a few bits of the last scene to write. Mind you, I've had a few bits of the last scene to write for months, so that doesn't necessarily mean too much.

[adelate]

someone commented that Lance 'probably urinates rainbows.' Which is an image that's amused me for some time now.
[completely helpless laughter]

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Isn't it fabulous!?

It's an image that will stay with me for a long time *g*

[hegemony.livejournal.com]

Strap on? Where!

If I could just get my head out of the clouds that are torchwood, I'd have strap-ons in my Genderfuck fic. If only...

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Strap on? Where!

I love this comment! *g*

There's various suggestions in the comments, all of which are fine stories.

Man! Just the thought makes me shiver. Of course you've now put the image of Captain Jack in my head. Wielding a strap on, probably some kind of funky alien one designed to give pleasure for hours and drive the taker insane. Hmmm, on further though, Ianto would look fine attached to one of those.

[hegemony.livejournal.com]

Man! Just the thought makes me shiver. Of course you've now put the image of Captain Jack in my head. Wielding a strap on, probably some kind of funky alien one designed to give pleasure for hours and drive the taker insane. Hmmm, on further though, Ianto would look fine attached to one of those.

Woah, woah wait, hold on, yo. I think we need a dialogue about this particular thought, massage at it a bit. Because this is a very good idea, like an alien dildo that messes with the wearer's perception a la Mary's pendant in Greeks Bearing Gifts, but also screws around with the reciever's sexual function and sensory intake...or something.

So, if we were going for some Jack/Ianto (which I hope we are, although I can ship anybody who's not Owen or Gwen and I'm slowly falling in love with the tin-dog threesome of Jack, Toshiko and Ianto but I won't admit it.Oh, wait. Too late. (http://community.livejournal.com/tw100/27663.html)), it would be a win win situation on all counts. Jack would get to fuck Ianto with the suit on, waistcoat off but shirt rolled up at the sleeves and vest and tie all proper, and he'd have his whole body on fire for as long as Ianto wanted it, and well, Ianto would get to see and feel everything, even how his perfectly starched white sheets felt against the over-sensitized span of Jack's back and hands and head, no matter what position or how deep he went or how many times he stopped so he wouldn't ruin his trousers with lube or ruin his sheets with Jack's come. And at the end, when they finally just let go, the world would just shatter between the two of them and slide sideways and Ianto would make Jack do his dry cleaning for the next month for messing up such nice slacks, but they'd keep the strap-on out of the hub catalogue before Gwen and Owen would realize it was missing.

See? Win-win. *grin*

[mickeym.livejournal.com]

Okay, Terri *g* I'm still trying to breathe over here, after reading this entry *g* Though the visual of Lance pissing rainbows is pretty good. Kinda makes me want to alter my 'It's All About The Music' icon... ;)

So, didja find it yet? And if not, want me to write one for you? *eg* I wonder if Lamp has to use a strap-on?

*wanders off to ponder*

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Ahahahahahaha. Oh man, your icon would kill me ded if you did that!

So, didja find it yet? And if not, want me to write one for you? *eg* I wonder if Lamp has to use a strap-on?

*flails*

I think Lamp would make a perfect part of a strap on. He'd like the feeling of being tied while doing what he does so well. Which is, hell yeah, I'd love you to write something!

[mickeym.livejournal.com]

There is no possible way I could refuse that, after what you said *g*

I may have to wait 'til I get home, though, because while I can write porn at work, that might be pushing it ;)

Also, O Icon Guru, if you wanted to modify my icon, feel free :)

[withdiamonds.livejournal.com]

Was it one of the 100 Ways stories? Here?

http://www.hazyphase.net/missedopportunities/100wayschallenge.html

Lamp would NEVER need a strap-on.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

It wasn't, but you've reminded me of some stories I'm going to reread. So, thank you!

Lamp would NEVER need a strap-on.

Too right!

[mickeym.livejournal.com]

No, but he (eep *g*) might like the sensation of the straps, just because.

Good lord. Y'know, that (this?) conversation could only happen in popslash.

[zillahseye.livejournal.com]

...I did NOT make Lance urinate rainbows.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

That's true. However, you did start me on the urge to find strap on fic, and I thank you for that!

[bayouskye.livejournal.com]

I have no idea what story you're talking about, but you could write me something with strap-ons included and I wouldn't complain one little bit.

Heee!

[turps33.livejournal.com]

You may get your wish. Vaudevilles is threatening me with a whip to write some! *g*

[bayouskye.livejournal.com]

YAY!

[vaudevilles.livejournal.com]

*giggles and giggles and giggles*

I love this fandom.

and you totally have to link to anything you find

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Me too!

And if I find something, you'll be told for sure!

[ihearthings-ii.livejournal.com]

ahahahaha. I can just imagine the kind of links you got from that search!

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Dude, I learned some things I tell you!

[ihearthings-ii.livejournal.com]

I'm. scared now. mommy!