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truekat posted some new pictures of Lance at the Pre-Golden Globes Gift House. As she's got a flocked journal and I hadn't seen them anywhere else, I thought I'd share here.

Thank you, Karen!

Lance, and doesn't he look smug as he looks at someone to the side? Personally I think the clue as to why is in the boyband finger code. It doesn't matter that he hasn't actually sung for a while, the boyband fingers never go away! What is he saying? Is he signaling he wants one sugar in his coffee? Or is it some kind of complicated hand job/fingering action?

Still smug, but notice if you will, his finger extended along the handle of the bag he's holding. The boy is ambidextrous don't you know?!

And his signal has been seen and understood. You, me, private room, now!

I'm going to get laid and you're not!

Lance's mouth seems strange here, and look at his neck, he's all tense. He's got something in that mouth. I just know it. Probably had to jam a candy bar in there, sucking it into his cheeks while cursing the photographers for coming at that time. You, bastards! I just wanted to eat.

Lance: *out of the side of his mouth* Have I got chocolate on my face. *thinks* bastards, just let me browse and eat in peace!

Reichen: *fixed grin, stares at nailfiles? on table* For the last time, you look fine.

Photographers flash their cameras, Lance and Reichen keep looking cute for the fangirls everywhere.

Lance: *speaks to Reichen off camera* Is he cutting it right? You know I'm particular. THE SCARS OF EUROPE HAVE NEVER LEFT ME YOU KNOW?!

At this point Lance thinks, oh fuck it, it's a free haircut after all. Meanwhile the hairdresser attempts his own boyband finger code. But oh hairdresser. You're not a boybander. You're nothing but a wannabe! Just give it up already!

Lance does the eye roll of boredom. Stupid wannabes. It takes determination and skill to use the boyband finger code.

The hairdresser tries his own version of a come on. If I press here does it grow this big? Lance gives him the eyeroll of doom which he learned from Chris back in the day, when they both spent a whole week mocking JC's every word. Until JC threatened to remove their eyes with a rusty spork. They stopped then, for a while anyway.