Chris Month Day 7
Feb. 7th, 2007 09:23 pmFirst, happy birthday,
erilyn, the finest sparkly crack dealer in the world. I hope you had a fantastic day.
Only three pics today, because I'm cold and tired and my brain is on strike. But, they're good ones.
Click for the HQ goodness.
I think what I love most about these is the dirt on his cheek. It also looks like he's got four holes in his earlobe. I like that for some reason. Also, look at the first picture and the perfect line of his inner leg. Not that I've been looking for a long time, because that would be just obsessive.



Also, have a meme that I've gacked from
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1) Make a list of 15 characters from your fandoms and keep it to yourself for the time being.
2) Ask your friends to post questions in the comments. Example: "14 volunteers for a charitable cause. What is it and why that one?"
3) Answer the questions from your character's perspective, either in comments or in a separate post.
4) Pass it along if you desire.
My list is ready, so ask away.
Only three pics today, because I'm cold and tired and my brain is on strike. But, they're good ones.
Click for the HQ goodness.
I think what I love most about these is the dirt on his cheek. It also looks like he's got four holes in his earlobe. I like that for some reason. Also, look at the first picture and the perfect line of his inner leg. Not that I've been looking for a long time, because that would be just obsessive.



Also, have a meme that I've gacked from
1) Make a list of 15 characters from your fandoms and keep it to yourself for the time being.
2) Ask your friends to post questions in the comments. Example: "14 volunteers for a charitable cause. What is it and why that one?"
3) Answer the questions from your character's perspective, either in comments or in a separate post.
4) Pass it along if you desire.
My list is ready, so ask away.
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Date: 2007-02-07 09:55 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-02-07 10:12 pm (UTC)if #10 can't drink alcohol, what's his/her best tip for getting through a stressful social situation?
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Date: 2007-02-07 10:32 pm (UTC)Okay, Gil Grissom is the head of The Bugseys. This shadowery orginisation works out of Vegas, skimming money from the casinos. His second in command is Robert Chase, the devoted blonde who'll do anything Gil asks, anything at all. But Gil's smart, he knows despite the devotion, when push comes to shove, Chase will always save his own skin. Knowing this, Gil has been watching Chase, silently trailing him when he meets number 8.
Which is Chris Kirkpatrick. Chris has been in the force since he left school. He started as the lowest rookie, and climbed the ranks until he's one of the top under-cover agents. He met Chase in a diner one morning, a "random" meeting that ended with them eating eggs in a small booth as night eased into day.
When he left Chris dropped cash on the table to pay. Chase protested, but Chris winked and said it was on him. They've met for breakfast every day since. Chase hasn't told Chris anything about the Bugseys yet, but it's only a matter of time. Because Chris knows Chase is ambitious, and also frustrated with Gil's mysterious ways. A combination that Chris is determined to use in any way possible. He's driven to bring down the Bugseys, and if he gets to spend time with the blonde poppet, well all the better.
Thing is, Gil knows about the meeting too. And he's not going to let Chase share his secrets. Chase doesn't know it, but he's on borrowed time.
Unrelated. The christmas card I sent you was returned to me today. Have you moved recently?
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Date: 2007-02-07 10:36 pm (UTC)Hm okay so what's 2's favourite sex toy to use on 14th? I heard 3 had met 8 once, where was it? Could 5 and 7 be friends?
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Date: 2007-02-07 10:36 pm (UTC)uhm...nope. i'm still at the same house i've been at.
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Date: 2007-02-07 10:47 pm (UTC)Jesse likes to entertain the kids by phasing through walls. He's got a routine going that's set to music now, shoving his head, arms and legs through solid walls. Nick helped him choreograph the routine, and they spent happy hours in Nick's tiny loft apartment, the stereo playing bubblegum pop as Jesse learned to dance through walls.
That was when Nick suggested that Jesse let the birthday kid walk through the phased walls, which Jesse used to do, until Nick made him laugh one day and Jesse lost concentration, and really, he still thinks they should have been paid. It's not like little Robin was stuck for good.
Nick entertains by singing, he likes to sit on the floor next to the kids, letting them pile onto him as Jesse mans the stereo, humming along as Nick sings nursery rhymes and the latest pop songs, all the while urging the kids to clap and stamp in time.
Nick also like Jesse to go solid and pretend to be a piƱata, which Jesse allowed a few times. That is until one time he had to breathe and the bat wielded by a little hellion smashed into his groin.
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Number 10 is JC, and it's quite simple. When he's off the drink, which he does sometimes, when he needs to detox or there's been too many drunken pictures online, because, hello, he's not Lance and it's not dignified to be seen falling out of a club at all. Then he uses sex to take his mind off the stress. A quick visit to the bathroom, and it only takes minutes to destress. His back against the stall wall, his pants pooled around his ankles and stroking his cock just the way he likes it. That perfect pressure that makes lights spark behind his eyes.
Okay, sure, maybe he does it so often there's rumours that he's got a drugs problem now, but that's fine. Because nothing can beat a good jerk off session to destress.
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Date: 2007-02-07 10:50 pm (UTC)I wonder why it came back then. All it says on the front is unable to forward, and I don't get it. :(
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Date: 2007-02-07 10:58 pm (UTC)what address do you have on there?
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Date: 2007-02-07 11:10 pm (UTC)Okay, 2 is Gil Grissom and 14 is Nick Carter.
Gil likes to present himself as an unruffled man of the world, and he is. In his time he's used most of the usual sex toys, and now he's spending time researching the more bizarre. No one knows but the time he spends in his office, well often he's looking up fetish websites. Ones that Lady Heather recommended, so he knows they're legit.
He hasn't known Nick for long. They met when Nick's mom was found frozen to death in a freezer. It was a weird case, Jane hadn't been drinking and there was no reason for her to go into the freezer, never mind go in holding a copy of Justin Timberlake's solo CD and a book of matches. Nick suggested she was going to burn the CD, but why in the freezer, no one knows.
Gil hadn't noticed Nick at first. It was Catherine that pointed him out, standing in a huddle of his siblings, watching as the corpse was taken away. He certainly hadn't expected to date him, but life is weird and now Gil can't imagine his house without Nick sprawling on the bed watching tv.
But they're not going to watch it tonight. No, tonight they're going to play with their favourite toy. A glass dildo that can be both heated and cooled. Gil likes to slowly push it into Nick, carefully noting his reactions, the way his body accepts the invasions, the way Nick's eyes widen and he grabs onto the sheets. It's interesting, and Gil's determined to investigate each temperature fully, however long that takes.
Oh, 3 is Greg Sanders and 8 is Chris Kirkpatrick. They met at a concert. It was a small underground group, Greg didn't even know their name. He'd gone on impulse when a flyer was shoved in his hand. The club was one of those where the lights are low and your feet stick to the floor. He'd gone inside and ordered a drink, knocking back the shot before he noticed the guy sitting at the next stool. Greg knew who he was of course -- he doesn't tell anyone but he's thinks No Strings is genius -- but didn't say anything at first. Of course, that doesn't last. Greg loves to talk, and soon he knows Chris does too. In the end they didn't even watch the show, which is fine, they sounded terrible anyway, but he did make a friend.
5 and 7. Fox Mulder and Captain Jack! Of Torchwood not Pirates. Dude, match made in heaven or what?! Fox would love chatting to Jack, they'd discuss aliens and space travel and Fox would think all his Christmases had come at once. Especially when Jack gives him the old wink and nudge, hinting that this could go further. Fox doesn't even hesitate, following Jack and knowing finally, he was right to believe.
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Date: 2007-02-07 11:14 pm (UTC)It's what I've had in my address book for ages now.
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Date: 2007-02-08 12:44 am (UTC)Mmmm!Coyboy!Chris!!!
And!
10 is alone in North Dakota broken down on the side of the road, how on Earth did they find themselves there? Who is the first person they want to call? Who do they really call?
2 gets abducted by aliens! What do they learn about Earth from having 2 in their possession?
You accidentally get your hands on number 7s list of Internet bookmarks. List a few of them for us. ;)
12 hasn't bathed in 8 and a 1/2 days. OMG, why?
You don't have to answer all (or any) of them, I just thought I'd toss a few out there. :)
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Date: 2007-02-08 01:50 am (UTC)My brain shut down.
*reboots*
Ahem.
#8 (Because I totally didn't read the comments ;) ) enlists 13, 12, 6, and 5, to save the world from 3's evil plans. What was the plan, and how they stop 3?
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Date: 2007-02-08 04:10 am (UTC)Okay, sure, maybe he does it so often there's rumours that he's got a drugs problem now, but that's fine.
Hee.
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Date: 2007-02-08 07:41 am (UTC)There's a fire at Tom Paris' (Voyager) house. Which suggests it's Voyager herself that's on fire.
This is obviously an AU where Nsync have been sucked into the Trek universe.
It all started when Chris ( #8 ) decided to explore. He hadn't told anyone but he's kind of freaked about ending up in space. Lance loves it, because he's a loon like that, and Joey and Neelix are getting on like crazy. While Justin -- Chris doesn't like to think about Justin's thing about Seven of Nine -- so he doesn't. Instead he wanders the ship, talking to random people and bitterly missing home.
He ends up in what looks like a space garage. There's this mini space ship in there, curious, he climbs inside and sits down on one of the seats. Eyes closed, he tries to calm down, reminding himself that the captain promised she'd get them home.
It's then he notices the computer. It's small, sort of like a blackberry, and Chris' fingers itch to touch. So he does, and finds Tom's collection of old time tv shows. Supernatural is on there, and Chris settles back in his seat, watching as Dean ( #11) comes onto screen.
Chris has always had a thing about Dean -- it's the guns -- and it's been a long day. It doesn't take long before he's shifting in his seat, palming his crotch through his pants.
And okay, he didn't realise he'd knocked that button, and didn't see the warning light, but jeeze, how was he supposed to know the mini spaceship would fly into a wall and burst into flames?
It seemed the best thing to do was run, so did Chris did. Hiding in his assigned quarters. JC ( #10 ) finds him later, tells Chris about the crash and how Tom is spitting fury about the damage to the Flyer. Guilty, Chris looks away and JC's eyes narrow.
Chris, he says, do you know something about this?
Chris denies it of course, and keeps denying it until he's lying on the bed, pants tossed to the floor, JC kneeling over him, his mouth brushing against Chris' dick and refusing to make that last move until Chris confesses.
So Chris does.
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Date: 2007-02-08 04:13 pm (UTC)This was freaking awesome! I suddenly crave a Nsync Trek AU, it would be amazing--no doubt. I'm reading this in my computer class and laughing hysterically at Chris's wonderfulness.
Chris has always had a thing about Dean -- it's the guns
LOVE IT!
And I could just picture JC "interigating" Chris. Oh fantastic fantastic! I love you so much!
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Date: 2007-02-08 04:57 pm (UTC)I know I'm late but can I play too? *tries the kitty eyes of doom* I haven't looked at the comments yet, honest!
If 2, 6, and 10 were planning a round-the-world trip what would be the biggest obstacle to them agreeing on the route and which countries would they end up visiting? Where and in what circumstances would they run into 7 and 15? And what would have happened to 2, 6, and 10's relationships at the end of the trip?
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Date: 2007-02-09 02:43 pm (UTC)Thank you so much, honey.
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Date: 2007-02-09 03:08 pm (UTC)Okay, meme!
10 is JC.
See, here's the thing. JC didn't mean to argue with Chris. It just happened. They'd stopped in this town in the middle of nowhere, one of the busses had developed a flat and JC doesn't know why Lance and Joey couldn't just get on their bus and they'd travel on that way, but no. Management says the two buses have to stay together.
So, they're in this town, and there's nothing to do on the bus, so they spill outside to look around. It was Lance that found the bar -- of course it was Lance, it's always Lance -- it was small, the kind where there's one type of beer and the locals stare when you walk through the door.
Anyway, they sat at a booth in the back, and Justin was talking to the waitress and all JC wanted to do was lean against Chris. It wasn't like he was kissing or anything, but Chris had hissed 'not here' and JC was tired and he was hungry and he didn't care they were surrounded by strangers.
He's not proud of stomping out, or of offering that weird looking guy with the black teeth $1000 for his car. But he did, and the car broke down, and now he's sitting on the side of the road as smoke curls from the bonnet.
He wants to call Chris, because Chris will pretend he knows what he's doing while he looks at the engine, then he'll throw up his hands and kick the tyre before pulling JC in the back seat for a cuddle as they wait for the recovery van. But he's mad with Chris, so he phones Lance, and pretends that he can't hear Chris, his voice frantic with worry when he asks if that's JC.
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Hee, 2 is Gil Grissom. The aliens are a little surprised by this human they've scooped up. It seems he likes to eat bugs, and has an unnatural knowledge about blood and all kinds of gory subject matter. In fact, they're going to throw him back soon. Seeing him stare all the time is disconcerting, and they hate how he looks at their skin, making comments about the decay -- it's not their fault the earth atmosphere is so toxic. No, this one is better off where he came from.
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Dude, #7 is Captain Jack from Torchwood. You know his bookmarks would be varied and weird. Lets see, a selection.
http://www.keepitkinky.co.uk/ -- he likes Ianto in leather.
http://www.classicwardrobe.co.uk/ -- he has to buy his suspenders from somewhere.
http://www.nifty.org/nifty/ -- Jack likes to read at night,
http://www.buylube.com/ -- He uses a lot of the stuff
http://www.bright.net/~phobia/ -- because sometimes he likes a laugh.
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It started as a protest. Joey kept leaving his dirty clothes on the floor, and after Lance ( #12) had tripped over Joey's pants yet again, he gave him an ultimatum. If you don't clean up I won't either. And he hasn't. Including showering and brushing his teeth. Lance thought it would make Joey clean, but it hasn't at all. All that's happened is they're living in filth and Lance is itchy everywhere and he's disgusted by his own smell. But damn will he give in first.
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Date: 2007-02-09 04:45 pm (UTC)Okay, meme for Miss cheater ;)
What people don't realise is Chris (#8) has a second job. It's not like he can tell people he's a superhero, because come on, he's already a internationally famous hot superstar, his mom would kill him if he added the hero part too.
It was late last summer when he found out that Greg Sanders (#3) was plotting to take over the world by changing DNA. Chris couldn't let that happen, he likes being a man. But he needed help, and knew just the men to provide it. Kevin (#13) was the first. Chris knows that Greg has a thing for accents and strong type. Next was Lance (12). Chris picked him because Lance is good at science, he says he is anyway. Chris isn't convinced, but he's not saying anything, because if nothing else Lance is good at distractions -- you try taking over the world when the Bass ass is wiggling in your face. Next was Tom Paris (#6) Chris is still a bit wary of involving Tom, the whole space time thing confuses him and Tom still bears a bit of a grudge for the Flyer incident, which wasn't Chris' fault, whatever anyone says. But well, Tom has that nifty phaser and knows his way around a test tube. Last was Fox Mulder, and okay, maybe Chris asked him hoping Krycek was come too, but Fox has proved to be great at asking questions.
So, the mission went down well. Kevin had Greg mesmerised by his accent and firm thighs, and Tom blew up the DNA lab while Fox questioned Gil. As for Lance, well, he looked good at least ;)
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Date: 2007-02-09 07:53 pm (UTC)5,8, and 11 go into a bar.....wait. No. 5, 8, and 11 meet on on of those themed vacations. What kind is it and what do they do that nearly gets them booted out?
2 and 7 ... for what, whom, etc would each of them voluntarily make 'the supreme sacrifice'?
1 is caught in a compromising position with10. Tell me about it.
[I could do this meme forever, so I'll stop now.]
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Date: 2007-02-09 08:03 pm (UTC)I think you're the only person that hasn't *g*
Cool question. Okay, here goes.
Gil Grissom (2), Tom Paris (6) and JC Chasez (10) are unlikely friends. At first glance anyway. The thing is, when Tom steered the Flyer into that black hole, he didn't expect to end up landing in Orlando, or crash landing in the back garden of some singer. Not that Tom's complaining, he's landed in an era that he loves, and he knows he'll get back to Voyager one day. He just has to get the materials to repair his ship first. Lance says he's got contacts getting the supplies, and Tom believes him. When Bass gets that look in the eyes he could give the Borg queen a run for her money.
But yeah, back to the story. Tom landed in this garden, and the first thing he saw when he opened the door was JC, sunbathing, naked. And he didn't even cover up when he hurried to see if Tom was okay, or seem surprised either, though Tom suspects that's the drugs. He scanned JC once and the guy takes so many narcotics he should be comatose. JC says it's recreational and who's Tom to disagree.
They met Gil on one of Lance's trips to see his contacts, who happened to live in Vegas. Lance's meeting happened in a casino, but Tom's streak of bad luck is still there, because the contact was killed by a falling chandelier. Gil was the lead investigator, and Tom stood behind the tape, JC plastered against his side as they watched as this bearded guy poked at the bloody remains.
It was a start of a beautiful friendship, one strengthened by nights spent drinking and telling tall tales, and Tom still doesn't believe that JC did that with all his group, it's just not possible.
So, Lance was taking his time getting the supplies and Gil wanted to go visit a few bugs and JC was just plain bored, so they decided to go travel the world. JC wanted to see Antarctica, it seems he likes penguins. Tom doesn't ask, it's best that way. While Gil is stuck on canoeing down the Amazon, which seems a bit risky, but Tom's still got his phaser, so he could be convinced. As for Tom, he wants to go back to the eighties, but no one will let him open up a sub space temporal rift. Which just sucks.
They met Captain Jack (Torchwood #7) in Wales. JC had been running across this plaza thing, then tripped over a paving stone, landing in Jack's arms. Jack says he didn't trip JC, but Tom's not stupid and knows tech when he sees it. Not that he says anything to JC, he doesn't have the heart when JC is obviously taken with Jack, laughing together as Jack promises to show him a good time.
They met Blair ( Sentinel 15 ) in a jungle in Peru. There was a bloody great panther and Tom was about to stun it when this naked long haired man ran between them. Tom doesn't really like Blair, there's something weird about him, and it's not just the hair. Despite what Gil says, Tom isn't jealous at all.
By the end of the trip Tom has two best friends. With benefits even, his heart remains in the future, but he loves them. Just a little.
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Date: 2007-02-09 08:26 pm (UTC)TrickC! Eeep! and and and dirty Lance, but it's JOEY's FAULT! Isn't it always? I mean, except when it's Justin's? Fucking Timberlake. ;)
And and and Grissom (who was on MY list too by the way that I NEED to post the answers too)!! I think he was the perfect one to get abducted man. Yes, I'm sure they'd have chucked him back. They'd be scared of him man, scared! If he eats bugs, he'd eat them. I mean really. Plus, Alien DNA? That'd come in handy! No, no you CAN'T just have one little tiny finger stick, I don't care if it won't hurt. *grin* Yes. Perfect.
Alas, I don't know about Captain Jack, but his bookmarks are funny none the less. He buys suspenders, he's a good dude. ;) and leather and lube? Yep. I can get down with this guy. *giggle*
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Date: 2007-02-09 09:08 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-02-10 09:00 am (UTC)Plus, Alien DNA? That'd come in handy! No, no you CAN'T just have one little tiny finger stick, I don't care if it won't hurt. *grin* Yes. Perfect.
Dude, I wish I'd thought of that for my answer. That's perfect!
Captain Jack is from Torchwood. That's him in my icon. He's bi in canon, a bit of a male slut. I like him ;)
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Date: 2007-02-10 09:03 am (UTC)I love thinking up stories, pity I don't have the ability to tell them all ;)
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Date: 2007-02-10 09:43 am (UTC)~*~*~*~
Dean ( Winchester # 11) told Sam this would be stupid. A weekend at a supposedly haunted mansion. What kind of vacation was that? But Sam had bitched like the cry baby he is, and now they're stuck in this god damn place surrounded by a bunch of weirdos.
Like that Mulder ( # 5 ) guy. For a start, what kind of person is called Fox -- apart from strippers that is, Dean once knew a real honey of a girl called Fox, she had the red hair and everything, real too, he'd checked. Plus, there's something about him that Dean can't quite put his finger on. It's driving him nuts and he's taken to glaring as Mulder talks to the staff. He's always asking questions, what kind of ghosts are they and when do they appear and Dean's supposed to be having a break from this stuff. Sam likes Mulder though, which he would. Sam's weird like that.
But, at least there's Kirkpatrick (#8 ) Though Dean was bemused at first when Sam sort of squeaked when he saw Chris, figures boybands would be Sam's thing. He's a pussy like that. The first time he talked to Chris it was to freak Sam out, telling him 'I'll go and get his autograph for you, princess.' Sam had frowned and Dean had laughed, especially when Chris handed over a napkin with To Princess Sam, my number one fan Dean likes a guy who can carry on a joke. Dean likes Chris a lot. He looks at the world through jaded eyes, and Dean's down with that. He also drinks like a fish and has an appreciation of the delights of a womanly chest. A subject they explore for a long time, sitting at the bar, beers in front of them as Sam talks to Mulder while pretending not to look their way.
It was Mulder who nearly got them booted out. Him and his questions and suddenly there's a guy with jet black eyes. What was Dean supposed to do? Leave him to pull Fox from the room? Of course he didn't have his gun and had to snatch the vodka bottle from the bartenders hand, but it made a good weapon, especially when he smashed it over the black-eyed guys head.
How was Dean supposed to know that he was an actor, employed to scare the guests. Stupid Fox, he shouldn't have looked so scared. It's all his fault.
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Gil Grissom (#2) doesn't know what to make of Captain Jack (#7 ) He doesn't know what to make of the whole situation really. One minute he's digging next to a corpse, the next he's hit something metallic and has been transported somewhere far away. Jack keeps trying to explain, alien tech, a travelling prison ship, transporters that fell to earth years before. Gil doesn't want to believe, but he's got no choice. Not when he's stuck in a metal box, his fellow bunk mates mostly green with seven arms and no head. It's why he sticks by Jack. Jack's a fascinating person, full of stories and together they work out how to escape. Crafting a make-shift key that needs to be held by hand, keeping the force field down and letting someone escape. Gil knows he'll be the one to stay.
Sure, he's got Sara and his team, but Jack is saving the world. That has to be worth more in the end.
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Last one in next comment.
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Date: 2007-02-10 09:44 am (UTC)Being paged to the clinic is the last straw. Leaving the computer on a graphic picture of an exploding boil, Chase hurries downstairs. He's surprised to see the clinic waiting room full of nurses, they're all talking, but hush when he comes near, silent as he's handed a file.
He walks into the room, and sees a man sitting on the examination table. The file says he's some kind of singer. JC someone, but that means nothing to Chase, all he's concerned with is why JC is here, and why he's looking anywhere but at Chase.
Chase soon understands. Getting a studded cock ring stuck isn't the most comfortable thing ever, physically and mentally. JC starts telling him a story about Viagra and trying it for the first time and bloody Justin giving him too many, Chase doesn't listen. Just asks JC to drop his pants so he can sort this out.
Of course House walks into the room when Chase is on his knees, his face close to JC's groin. Of course he would. It was inevitable.
Chase flushes red and ignores the comments as he carefully works the ring free.
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Date: 2007-02-10 03:52 pm (UTC)(And I only knew who 8 was. I swear ;) )
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Date: 2007-02-11 09:29 am (UTC)Sam is the floppy haired guy, and Dean's his brother :)
I'm glad you liked. I love these kind of memes, where you have to use your imagination, create stories that will never be written down, but are fun none the less.
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Date: 2007-02-11 09:30 am (UTC)I'm glad you liked :)
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