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On the one hand, I love that Lance gets all outraged about random shit. On the other hand, he does it SO randomly... Oh, Lance.

What fandom would they be in? Harry Potter?? Lance would totally be the anon hate meme starter. But he'd also put HIMSELF on the hate meme, to distract people and gain notoriety. And he'd create 98235 sockpuppets to troll or worship him. \0/

JC would write porn every day. He'd be the one posting random, horribly-written but hilarious porn involving random inanimate objects, and he'd write, "Please leave feedback I know yr reading!!!!" at the end.

Justin would write mediocre fic, but post lots of half-naked pictures of himself to balance out the mediocrity. He would have a fangirl army at his disposal. A real one, not a sockpuppet one like Lance's.

Chris would write brilliant fic with random kinks no one had ever heard of. He'd refuse to say whether he was a man or a woman. He'd be very mysterious and never friend anyone back.

Joey would be the ultimate fanboy. He'd be Lance's only *actual* fanboy, and he'd start random love memes every 2 minutes.