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turpsInterests meme. The Rules: Comment on this post. I'll choose seven interests from your profile and you'll explain what they mean and why you are interested in them. Post this along with your answers in your own journal so that others can play along.
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woolly_socks asked about.
crack and typewriters. This is a joke that started at a popslash meet up atnopseud's. Somehow we got talking about a request someone had made at ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
fic_requests. They'd asked for a ficlet where Lance is raped and gets pregnant. Once he gives birth, Justin says he wants to be the baby's daddy. So we discussed this a little and then moved onto other topics. This was also the meet up where Cramp was born. I think something was in the water that weekend *g* Anyway, I woke up the next day and saw pensnest scribbling in a notebook, and it turned out she'd written that story, with an awesome twist. From that moment the saying, 'all you need is a good dose of crack and a typewriter' was born.
Deaq/VanThey're the main stars of the tv show Fastlane. Fastlane was flashy, colourful, full of beautiful people, and sadly over all too soon. It only ran for one season but I loved it. They played up the slash at times, and Deaq and Van looked so pretty together.
Fastlane slash See above.
Lamp Luv! Okay, right. How to explain. Popslash has this infamous story that includes a lava lamp. During this story, Chris spies on Lance and JC, who're having sex in the bedroom. The story is full of flowery writing, Lance has a dick wider than his fist, which can also drill holes through his leather pants. Your typical badfic sex scene you think? Oh no, it gets worse! Finding Chris spying on them, Lance and JC decide to teach him a lesson. How do they do that? They decide he needs to have a lava lamp shoved up his ass. Yes, a lava lamp. I'll wait until you stop cringing. Done? Okay then! The lamp is shoved up until only the flex remains hanging from his ass. Bad yes? You'd think Chris would run a mile, but no! He likes it! He wants to do it again!
Keep that story in mind. At the gathering I mentioned above,mickeym read that story aloud. It was the funniest thing I'd ever heard. I swear, my ribs were killing me by the end. There's just something about hearing such things as The only thing that remained outside of Chris' full ass was the cord to plug in the lamp. that cracks a person up.
Somehow we got talking about what a Chris/Lamp pairing would be called, and Cramp was born! Lamp is now sort of a character in certain areas of the popslash fandom. He's been slashed with many of the sdbs, has committed suicide by jumping from the Eiffel Tower. Has stalked Chris disgracefully, has been smashed, seduced, kissed, reproduced in art. He's Lamp
Links of interest. The story that started it all
My telling of the lava lamp story in picture form
Turlough's list of Lamp fic
Related to the last. You may notice I'm listed on a lot of the lamp stuff. It means nothing! I'm normal, honest!
Lobsters and ho That's the Chris/JC/Lance threesome. See, Chris and JC are lobsters, because they mate for life. Lance is a ho ( I say that with love ) together they're the lobsters and ho.
Mutants My favourite show in the world is Mutant X. I just love the whole mutant idea. That people have amazing powers, like being able to fly, or mass themselves, or control electricity. ( Brennan, I love you! )
Threemanbus is the Chris/JC/Justin threesome. When Nsync were touring they split up, Joey and Lance on one bus, Chris, JC, and Justin on the other. Of course, there was lots of kissing and seducing going on in that bus, because threemanbus is made of win.
Wow. My interests make me sound insane!
woolly_socks asked about.crack and typewriters. This is a joke that started at a popslash meet up at
nopseud's. Somehow we got talking about a request someone had made at fic_requests. They'd asked for a ficlet where Lance is raped and gets pregnant. Once he gives birth, Justin says he wants to be the baby's daddy. So we discussed this a little and then moved onto other topics. This was also the meet up where Cramp was born. I think something was in the water that weekend *g* Anyway, I woke up the next day and saw pensnest scribbling in a notebook, and it turned out she'd written that story, with an awesome twist. From that moment the saying, 'all you need is a good dose of crack and a typewriter' was born.Deaq/VanThey're the main stars of the tv show Fastlane. Fastlane was flashy, colourful, full of beautiful people, and sadly over all too soon. It only ran for one season but I loved it. They played up the slash at times, and Deaq and Van looked so pretty together.
Fastlane slash See above.
Lamp Luv! Okay, right. How to explain. Popslash has this infamous story that includes a lava lamp. During this story, Chris spies on Lance and JC, who're having sex in the bedroom. The story is full of flowery writing, Lance has a dick wider than his fist, which can also drill holes through his leather pants. Your typical badfic sex scene you think? Oh no, it gets worse! Finding Chris spying on them, Lance and JC decide to teach him a lesson. How do they do that? They decide he needs to have a lava lamp shoved up his ass. Yes, a lava lamp. I'll wait until you stop cringing. Done? Okay then! The lamp is shoved up until only the flex remains hanging from his ass. Bad yes? You'd think Chris would run a mile, but no! He likes it! He wants to do it again!
Keep that story in mind. At the gathering I mentioned above,
mickeym read that story aloud. It was the funniest thing I'd ever heard. I swear, my ribs were killing me by the end. There's just something about hearing such things as The only thing that remained outside of Chris' full ass was the cord to plug in the lamp. that cracks a person up.Somehow we got talking about what a Chris/Lamp pairing would be called, and Cramp was born! Lamp is now sort of a character in certain areas of the popslash fandom. He's been slashed with many of the sdbs, has committed suicide by jumping from the Eiffel Tower. Has stalked Chris disgracefully, has been smashed, seduced, kissed, reproduced in art. He's Lamp
Links of interest. The story that started it all
My telling of the lava lamp story in picture form
Turlough's list of Lamp fic
Related to the last. You may notice I'm listed on a lot of the lamp stuff. It means nothing! I'm normal, honest!
Lobsters and ho That's the Chris/JC/Lance threesome. See, Chris and JC are lobsters, because they mate for life. Lance is a ho ( I say that with love ) together they're the lobsters and ho.
Mutants My favourite show in the world is Mutant X. I just love the whole mutant idea. That people have amazing powers, like being able to fly, or mass themselves, or control electricity. ( Brennan, I love you! )
Threemanbus is the Chris/JC/Justin threesome. When Nsync were touring they split up, Joey and Lance on one bus, Chris, JC, and Justin on the other. Of course, there was lots of kissing and seducing going on in that bus, because threemanbus is made of win.
Wow. My interests make me sound insane!
