SeSa assignments are out.

[turps]

Dear Secret Santa.

Okay, so you've been assigned me, and if you're freaking out now; sorry.

I'm easy to write for, promise. The most important thing is, I love Chris. A lot "" I also love both pairings I gave you, so if you thought I gave the crossover so you'd write the first one. That's not true at all.

Things I like. All of Nsync, and BSB. Bus stories, h/c, crack fic, AU, mystical realism, euro days, now, future fic. You can change them into animals or things or professions. You can give them angst, but considering this is SeSa, happy endings will be good. Smut is good but I don't need it. I like stories based on friendship with all five members involved somehow. This list goes on. There's not much I don't enjoy actually.

Things I don't like. Character bashing. I love them all, I don't want to read Justin as evil incarnated. Unless it's some kind of Heaven and Hell AU, which would be kinda cool. Please, don't make JC into some kind of Kitty. My worst story ever? A fic where Justin, Lance and Joey are homophobic asses, hating on JC who wears kitty ears and purrs while Chris wanders around in a pair of pink panties. Which leaves me to my last point. No cross-dressing please. It's just not my thing.

But other than that. Go for it. I'm easy to please, and don't stress. The fact that you're writing something for me is awesome.

Enjoy writing this story. That's what would make me happy.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Hehe.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

I hope that's not an evil laugh of someone plotting kitty ears *g*

[solariana.livejournal.com]

Did you get a 2nd email saying to disregard the first? I received an assignment, then another email saying to disregard it, due to a glitch, and that another email with new assignments will be sent out soon.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

I did, yeah.

All I can say is, thank goodness! *G*

Now to wait for the real assignment.

[solariana.livejournal.com]

Computers, first they want to take over SeSa assignments, tommorrow, they'll want to rule the world! LOL

[turps33.livejournal.com]

I think mine got a good start on taking over the world. I just about had a heart attack when I saw my assignment! Evil computers!

I'll be watching the thing carefully. If it moves I'll know!

[turloughishere.livejournal.com]

You can change them into animals or things or professions.

And now you've got me really wondering what kind of profession a boybander would be likely to turn into :-)

[randomling]

Well, I know where my mind wandered...

(I think there's already fic of that, though, so.)

[turloughishere.livejournal.com]

I know what you mean but I was thinking more "animals and things are concrete but professions are abstract, how do you turn someone into an abstract noun?" Though I can definitely see Chris being turned into an adjective, annoying for example :-)

[randomling]

Ah :) that makes more sense! You could turn Joey into, like, Justice. That might be interesting... They could all be abstract noun - Lance could be Honour - I have no idea what the other 3 would be but it would be awesome.

I think there needs to be crackfic of this. I'm not sure how it would work, mind!

Also, in which AU does Chris need to be turned into annoying*? :P

*Don'treadthisthewrongwayIloveChris!

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha. You two are cracking me up!

Way to make a plus of my poorly worded letter *g*

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Man, I need to post when I'm actually awake enough to see what I actually write.

My poor recipient will think I'm insane *g*

[phaballa.livejournal.com]

A fic where Justin, Lance and Joey are homophobic asses, hating on JC who wears kitty ears and purrs while Chris wanders around in a pair of pink panties.

I am SO writing that.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

*sobs*

It would be so wrong!

[phaballa.livejournal.com]

That is my mission for today. No more depressing character studies. It's all about kitty ears and crossdressing and homophobia!

[nopseud]

And mean homophobic Joey, Justin and Lance are going to have kitty!JC neutered, right?

[phaballa.livejournal.com]

...CLEARLY. It's okay though, because Chris the Pink Pantied Bandit will save him!

[nopseud]

Chris could be the vet! A secretly cross-dressing vet with an unnatural love of cats, blackmailed into performing the operation by the evil Joey [1], Justin and Lance who know all about his shameful proclivities! But of course, Chris will immediatly fall in love with JC, smitten by his ears and tail and long, silky hair. With JC lying unconscious on the operating table, freshly shaved for the procedure, Chris will suddenly relent and toss his salad scapel aside!

Donning a pair of Chris's pink knickers to protect his assets from the cold night air, JC escapes with him! But! How long will it be before the evil Joey [2], Justin and Lance come to reclaim their pet?!!!




[1] Even typing 'evil Joey' makes me snicker.
[2] {snicker}

[phaballa.livejournal.com]

The real problem with JC being on the run is that without his knowledge, the Triumverate of Terror (aka Julajo) have implanted JC with a microchip tracking device in one of his adorable kitten ears! While on the run, JC manages to turn a few tricks for cash, reaffirming Chris's belief that a genitally-intact JC is way more lucrative.

The Triumverate catch up to JC and Chris just as Chris is about to (sobbingly) cut off JC's microchipped ear, only to have Justin, Joey, and Lance realize all at once that they're only homophobic because they secretly are in love with JC, and it would be akin to a national--no, a UNIVERSAL--tragedy to harm even one hair on JC's precious, delicate, pretty kitty head.

Much less cut off an ear. Or a penis. You know, whatever.

[nopseud]

And then Joey, Justin and Lance all weep bitter tears of guilt for the cruel way that they treated JC in the past, and get down on their knees to beg his forgiveness. JC hugs them all and tells them that it's okay now, because the important thing isn't his own pain and suffering, it's that they've accepted themselves for who they really are, and he loves them all too. And Chris hands out more pairs of pink knickers, which which the formerly-evil trio dry their tawny, cerulean or emerald orbs. (And JC dries his own orbs, but then he was pretty damn scared when Chris was about to cut off his ear.)



(I bet Terri is going to be so happy to find this in the morning! SO HAPPY!)

[phaballa.livejournal.com]

This is the best fic EVER. We are awesome, the end.

Oh wait, no!

And then they come all over each other and JC licks it off with his adorable kitten-like tongue and it tastes like candy and cupcakes the END.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

I was traumatised this morning!

You're both evil!

[nopseud]

You're both evil!

But...but...but...we wrote TrickC for you!