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Oh, this is a list I like thinking about! I'll leave out the ones he's already slept with, like Pete ;)

Mikey hasn't admitted it in so many words, but he has a thing for Hulk Hogan. It's the hair, and the outfit, and the fact Mikey often fantasizes about being taken against the corner of of a wresting ring, clutching the ropes in each hand, Hulks stringy blond hair brushing against his neck.

It would have been the worst idea ever, but Mikey wanted to sleep with Patrick, just once, to see what he has that's so special that Pete would leave Mikey for him.

Mikey met Britney once. It was at one of those industry events and he'd been lingering in the men's room, taking a break from the constant crush of suited people when Britney came crashing in. She seemed wasted, staggering a little as she walked, but still, she was beautiful and Mikey was tempted when she tilted her head and said, 'you want?'

He said no though, despite the secret crush he'd held since he saw her in that school girl outfit, he'd also seen the look in her eyes too many times.

Gabe. He'd flirted enough, but Mikey thought he was just being Gabe. It was only when he got the email, congratulating Mikey on his marriage, words formal and kinda final, that he realised what he'd given up.

Frankie. If they'd got it out of their systems, maybe it wouldn't be so hard now, when temptation was always within sight.

Man, I really want to write #2 now.