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breny. I'm around to 2010 people \o/
You all need to telltrumpeterofdoom that she's disturbed, she told me dolphins have little teeth in their blowholes. That eat dicks! NOM NOM NOM ;)
I'm sick of waking up well before my alarm, I'm just saying.
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word2urmomma challenge went live yesterday, adding all the mom fics to the newsletter was a surreal thing, I tell you. There's some amazing stuff though. Fandom constantly amazes me.
It's April 1st, which means the first story from the Awesome April Challenge, later!
To end,erilyn posted this twist on the unpopular opinions meme. I like this version, making up stuff is fun!
The Stupid Opinions Meme
1) Comment with one of my fandoms or a character or two from that fandom.
2) I'll answer with one or two of my silly/unfounded/made-up opinions about that fandom or character.
OR! You can also comment with fandoms I'm not into, and I'll tell you something I think I know about it.
Now, breakfast time!
ETA: Bless Corey. He just come running into the kitchen all excited about how a flock of flying penguins had been found.
The video that fooled him
breny. I'm around to 2010 people \o/You all need to tell
trumpeterofdoom that she's disturbed, she told me dolphins have little teeth in their blowholes. That eat dicks! NOM NOM NOM ;)I'm sick of waking up well before my alarm, I'm just saying.
The
word2urmomma challenge went live yesterday, adding all the mom fics to the newsletter was a surreal thing, I tell you. There's some amazing stuff though. Fandom constantly amazes me.It's April 1st, which means the first story from the Awesome April Challenge, later!
To end,
erilyn posted this twist on the unpopular opinions meme. I like this version, making up stuff is fun!The Stupid Opinions Meme
1) Comment with one of my fandoms or a character or two from that fandom.
2) I'll answer with one or two of my silly/unfounded/made-up opinions about that fandom or character.
OR! You can also comment with fandoms I'm not into, and I'll tell you something I think I know about it.
Now, breakfast time!
ETA: Bless Corey. He just come running into the kitchen all excited about how a flock of flying penguins had been found.
The video that fooled him
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Date: 2008-04-01 06:32 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-04-01 06:44 am (UTC)Not many people know this, but Brian decides if he wants to manage bands by reading their tattoos. It's why he made Frank stand in the middle of the room, and then slowly circled him, taking in each individual piece of ink, stringing together meanings in his head. Finally he decided that yes, this was the band for him.
Brian's a master at cross-stitch. He learned when the whole Gerard thing went down, and even now he has a framed cross-stitch picture of a bat Gerard produced hanging on his wall. At least he thinks it's a bat, it's something black anyway, the stitches uneven and ragged, coffee stains on the fabric.
Still, Brian likes it.
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Date: 2008-04-01 06:48 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-04-01 07:17 am (UTC)So Brian pretends he only looks for the ass. It's easier that way. Plus, Frank ass. Not a hardship to pretend!
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Date: 2008-04-01 09:52 am (UTC)I did not! You made that up!
Also: AJ!
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Date: 2008-04-01 02:32 pm (UTC)Okay.
(1) Back in the day AJ used to date a drag queen. She was tall, with long dark hair and a voice that could make him shiver. He stopped dating her when the boys took off, and didn't really think of her again until Kevin grew out his hair.
Then, within weeks, AJ seduced Kevin into bed, where he'd close his eyes, trail Kevin's long hair through his fingers, and fantasize that instead of a smooth chest he had breasts.
(2) What AJ doesn't say is each of his tattoos has a meaning, which sure, everyone says that, but his is to do with JC. Of course, being JC those meanings are obscure. Like the naked lady came after a night where JC dressed in panties and stockings and kneeled behind AJ so he could use a dildo on him, because JC wanted to see how it felt to be a woman and give someone a good pegging. Which, yeah.
Stll, AJ loved him, and months later he can still look at the ink and remember the feel of the stockings under his hand, the breathy sounds JC made as he worked the dildo into AJ's ass.
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Date: 2008-04-01 06:11 pm (UTC)What're you saying?! Huh huh? :D
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Date: 2008-04-01 01:04 pm (UTC)Poor Corey, was he very disappointed when he found out he'd been fooled? I know I would've been 'cause flying penguins would rock!
Okay, give my your opinions about... Bob!
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Date: 2008-04-01 02:45 pm (UTC)He was pretty disappointed. It was a very realistic fool, I mean, seeing it online isn't a patch on how realistic it looked on tv.
I can do Bob!
(1) What people don't know is Bob is actually a natural brunette. He went blond when he was younger, and heard that blonds have more fun. Which he soon finds out is true. So every few weeks he patches up his roots and hides the evidence in the bottom of his bag.
(2) Bob had a bet with himself that he could sleep with all his bandmates. Which yeah, is an easy bet, he's Bob after all. But he added a twist. They could only have sex is they kept playing/singing. It's why Mikey can't play a certain thudding beat without getting hard, why Frank writhes on the ground when he fingers a certain combination of chords, why Gerard falls to his knees when he hits the high notes, why Ray tosses his head and fucking shreds when he remembers Bob standing behind him, whispering in his ear as he fucked him and tells him to let go.
When he sits behind his drums each night, Bob is a very smug man.
Unrelated. I haven't scarred you with fic have I?
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Date: 2008-04-01 03:35 pm (UTC)I'm chosing to believe that # 2 is the litteral truth! It's BOB! Bob can do anything he sets his mind to!! :-)
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Date: 2008-04-01 04:13 pm (UTC)In fact, I like to believe that while doing the whole sex thing with them he did so to a back-beat of drums. Then when he plays that rhythm they all have a mass climax *g*
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Date: 2008-04-01 04:21 pm (UTC)(1) When Jack was pregnant that time, the father was actually a talking wobbling lump of jello that Jck found lying in a vat. The jello had bubbled a hello, and Jack was horny so he'd crawled into the vat and the jello seeped everywhere. Jack had come when he felt the tiny jello baby be planted deep inside.
(2) Jack's addicted to SGA. He and Ianto watch it on DVD, and Jack loves to make Ianto frown by commenting which character he wants to shag. Which is of course, all of them.
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Date: 2008-04-01 02:43 pm (UTC)(april fool's - but go ahead and tell me about him anyway.)
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Date: 2008-04-01 04:29 pm (UTC)(1) Justin actually kept his curls when he cut them off. He put them in a velvet bag, and when he wanks off he likes to shove his hand in the bag and cry his own name.
(2) One of Justin's favourite things to do is colour in. Problem is, if he goes over the lines he cries.
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Date: 2008-04-02 09:38 am (UTC)(1) Mikey and Gee have always been competitive about certain things. It's why Gee was sick for days after the time they had a hot dog eating competition at the road side cafe ( 33 eaten by the way ) and why Mikey once spent a full day jittering after betting he could down 10 espressos in one giant cup.
Now when they get that competitive look in their eyes, the others duck and run.
(2) Mikey really loves bubblebaths, spending time soaking with scented gels and bath bombs. Thing is, he thinks it's a girlie thing to do, so when he's finished he immediately puts too much product in his hair and pulls on clothes that have been festering for days.
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