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turpsJames had to take the BiL to work this morning, setting the alarm for 5. That is just wrong. Though I got up, helped him get dressed and went back to bed. I'm lazy like that.
So, behind the cut are the answers to that meme from yesterday, which was a lot of fun to answer. This is my list.
1- chris Nsync
2 - Mikey MCR
3 - JC Nsync
4 - Gerard MCR
5 - Pete FOB
6 - Ryan Panic
7 - Justin Nsync
8 - Kevin BSB
9 - Lance Nsync
10 - Greg CSI Vegas
11 - Brennan Mutant X
12 - Bob \o/ MCR
13 - Fox Mulder X Files
14 - Spencer Reid Criminal Minds
15 - Frank MCR
If Pete and Lance were to have a song, what would their song be?
Okay, let me boggle at the thought of that pairing for a while....
Though when I think about it, they could balance each other out, Lance tends to have the extra punctuation that Pete lacks in his blogs, and Pete has a bar, that would suit Lance nicely. Still. *boggles*
Right, song. The thing is, they met at the filming for that 'I'm fucking Ben Affleck' thing, so ever since they go around saying that's their song, and in fact, their ring tones for each other are that song. But, in actuality, Pete doesn't think the song is profound enough for their love , so secretly he considers 'To the Moon and Back' to be their song. Not that he tells anyone -- well, he told Patrick once and after Patrick had spent ten minutes spluttering Savage Garden, his face bright red with laughter, Pete hadn't told anyone again. His life, so hard, no one understands.
Is Brennan more likely to seduce using a sexy dance, playground pigtail pulling or subtle mind control?
Brennan *loves* Sadly he's not the kind of mutant that can do subtle mind control, and while he can dance, I think he's more about the playground pigtail pulling. It's why he keeps sparring with Jesse and beating him at basketball.
Gun to their head, who would Gerard choose out of Blur/Oasis and why?
Well first Gerard would like you to know that putting a gun to someone's head is not a nice thing to do, how can he save the world if he's dead? Also, both bands have good points, but really, what it comes down to is he may have a little crush on the Gallagher brothers. Especially when they went through their shaggy hair phase, and also, he's always down with brothers in bands.
How would Greg Sanders and Mikeyway get together?
OH! I may have a new OTP. Its funny, I've been discussing a bandom/CSI cross elsewhere, though with the Panic boys. Anyway! It went like this. Pete called and told Mikey that Panic were playing a hometown show and did Mikey want to come? Which was out of the blue, but Mikey's always down with spending time with Pete, so he packed a bag, flew to Vegas and met Pete. After ditching his bags, they go to the venue, only to find it cordoned off with tape. It takes Pete about a minute to charm his way past the police on guard, and when they go inside they find out that a showgirl has been found murdered, strangled by a scarf, with other scarves in her mouth and around her eyes. Suspicion is on Ryan Ross, OMG!
Mikey stands to one side as Pete goes crazy, telling one of the CSIs that they're being ridiculous, and Ryan wouldn't murder anyone. It's then that Mikey turns and notices a hot CSI standing watching. He suggests that Mikey get Pete out of there before he's arrested too, and Mikey agrees, manhandling Pete away with a last smile toward the hot CSI.
So, later he's being interviewed by hot CSI, asked all these questions about Ryan ( not that Mikey knows much apart from the fact he likes make-up and has slept with Pete, which let's face it, is a huge proportion of the people in their circles ) The hot CSI sees that this is going nowhere, sighs and says they might as well wrap this up. He yawns and scrubs at his eyes, and they walk out together when Mikey impulsively says, 'hey, know a good place for breakfast?'
Which is where it starts. They go to breakfast and bond over obscure bands and Greg delights Mikey by telling him gory details about cases he's worked, which they recreate using sausages and pancakes and a healthy dollop of ketchup.
Cage fight! Who of Justin and Frank would win?
Dude. I'd watch that. Justin does have size and muscle on his side, but you know, I think Frank has this one. He's small and fast and bendy, also he packs a mean punch and isn't afraid to fight dirty, sliding down and punching Justin hard between the legs.
JC and Brennan walk into a bar. Who gets VIP treatment and who gets shown the door?
Sadly it would be bye bye Brennan. He just doesn't have that celeb status.
Chris/Kevin and Mikey/Greg kiss. Which is hotter?
!!!!!!!!
This is mean, because Chris/Kevin has been one of my pairings of love for a long time, Chris with his head tilted back, Kevin's hair falling forward, his hand against Chris' back. But Mikey/Greg! Their kiss would be so tall and skinny. If they rub against each other enough they may even start a fire!
Kevin/Chris. Mikey/Greg.
....
I'm sorry, it has to be the Mikey/Greg.
What is the first thing JC would say to Lance if he found out Greg was pregnant?
"Anything interesting?" JC asks.
"Sort of." Lance shuts his laptop and places it on the coffee table, then settles back into the corner of the couch, turning slightly so he can look at JC. "I got an email from Greg, remember, I introduced you at that party at Vegas."
JC smiles slightly. He remembers Greg, the way his hands felt against JC's back, the way his eyes widened as JC straddled him and leaned in for a kiss. Greg from Vegas is just delicious. "Is he okay?"
"I guess." Lance looks at JC, frowning slightly. "He's pregnant, four months gone."
"Really," JC says weakly, because while the dates fit. There's no way. They used protection, at least, he thinks they did.
"Yeah." Lance's eyes narrow slightly as he looks at JC. "He doesn't mention the dad, but Grissom will find out. They have DNA."
JC gulps and plasters on a smile, making plans to get out of the country the next day.
If Ryan and Chris found a baby dog in the street what would they do? And how would they name it?
Oh, these questions are killing me. Could there be anyone more perfect than Ryan and Chris finding a puppy? I think not.
"Chris, you have to come. Now."
Ryan looks like he always does, composed and collected as he waits near the door, but Chris has been watching these guys record for a while now, and he's learned to notice the tiny hints that Ryan does share. The slight tension in his shoulders, the way he's got his fingers pressed against his thighs. It's the equivalent of Ryan Ross alarm, and Chris waves towards the recording booth as he follows Ryan outside.
The puppy is huddled under a dumpster. It has floppy brown ears and fur that's slicked against its thin body.
"We can't leave it there," Ryan says, and he's kneeling on the sidewalk, all bony elbows and long legs as he leans forward, holding out his hand.
The puppy shuffles forward, so wary, and Chris is kneeling too, hardly breathing as Ryan strokes across the puppy's head. It wiggles with delight at the contact, and as Chris watches, Ryan falls in love.
"I'm going to call him Sir Burberry, Berry for short," Ryan announces, and he carefully scoops up the puppy, cradling it against the ruffles of his white shirt.
"Nice name," Chris says, grinning when Ryan beams in reply.
If Brennan and Spencer wake up in the same bed, naked. What happens?
AHAHAHAHAHA. I'm sorry, but AHAHAHAHA. Never would I put them together, yet it's a very pretty picture. I can see Spencer waking up all flustered and blushing as he tries to cover himself up with the sheet. Brennan meanwhile wouldn't care at all, just grinning at Spencer as he turns on his side, rests on one elbow and runs his fingers through Spencer's hair and says 'You were great."
Chris , Justin, and a tree - who climbs the tee, who falls out, and who calls the ambulance?
I tell you, this could happen in fic so easily. I think it happened like this. They were playing Frisbee, and after a wild shot it ended up lodged in a tree. They both stood at the bottom and looked up, and Chris was all 'I'm not climbing up' and Justin looked back at him and said 'you're a pussy' but he climbed up anyway.
When the branch cracked, and Justin came plummeting to the ground Chris yelled at him for being so stupid all the while calling for an ambulance before sitting next to Justin, petting his back and telling him not to move or he'd kick his stupid ass.
Frank and Lance - who lots their virginity first?
You know, I'm not sure. They both were in groups from a young age, but I'll say Frank. At least he wasn't having to cover that fact he was gay.
if Fox Mulder had to give up sex or food for the rest of his/her life, which would he give up?
Hee! I'm going to say food. While Mulder may like his food, he likes his porn and water bed more. I can't see him giving that up *g*
Gerard, Justin, Lance and Fox man a jolly pirate ship - who's the fearless captain, who's the roguish first mate, who's the devoted cabin boy, and who's the laconic cook?
Can you imagine that pirate ship! It's a disaster waiting to happen. No looting would go on because they'd spend half their time sailing in circles.
Of course Justin thinks he should be captain, but in fact he's been demoted to cook. Mainly because when Gerard tried he managed to burn down half of the galley. Fox is the fearless Captain, though sometimes his crew wishes he'd concentrate on what's going on on the ocean and not in the skies. Lance is the roguish first mate. He's got a guy in every port and always comes back to the ship smelling of grog and looking very happy. Which leaves Gerard as the devoted cabin boy. Which is a job he loves as it means he gets to see the world and lavish love on his captain. He likes doing that, it's his favourite part of the job.
If Pete, Lance and Brennan had to save the world [not from zombies], how would they do it [and who has the trusty pocketknife]?
Obviously they have a huge advantage having Brennan who could blast those bad guys without a second thought. Lance would have the pocketknife, and he's shown he has no problems gutting people with it, always with a smile on his face. Pete however spends most of his team hiding or being used as bait. Which sucks, just because he's got a nice smile they think he has to be bait. Patrick didn't used to make him be bait. Pete misses Patrick :(
Gerard and Ryan decide to design a fall fashion line to take Paris by storm. What's is theme? What is pieces are their favorite? Would Bob be a model for them?
OH MAN! This is so perfect!
"No!" Gerard says glares at Ryan. "We're not using scarves on every outfit."
Ryan stares across the table at Gerard, says slowly, "Well we're not using your stupid grim reaper ideas then."
"They're not stupid, they're about the battle between life and death, the way the kids have to embrace their lives before gasping their last." Gerard runs a hand through his hair, pushing it out of his eyes. "Mikey thinks it's a brilliant concept."
"Mikey would think day glow pants were good if you suggested it," Ryan says meanly. "Jon loves the scarves."
"Jon wears flip flops and grandad sweaters, he's hardly someone with taste."
"At least he changes his clothes. How many times has Mikey worn that stripy hoody now?" Despite Gerard's hissed intake of breath, Ryan doesn't back down. "Face it, your band wouldn't know fashion if it jumped up and bit it in the face."
"Says the man wearing checked pants and a ruffled shirt." Desperately wanting a cigarette, Gerard picks up a pen instead, jabbing it toward Ryan. "The reaper stays."
"The scarves stay!"
For long moments there's stalemate, and Gerard wonders why he ever agreed to this, because Ryan is insane, then he imagines his reaper wearing a fluttering black scarf, black pants with trailing skinny ties, and grabs for a piece of paper.
"What about this?" He sketches quickly, a fitted coat with long trailing collar and hood, pants with straps the brush the floor, looks up when Ryan comes close and nods.
"Yeah. That would work."
When they're finished they have a whole new line, one with the best bits of them both. Scarves and hoods and chains and flowers. It's perfect. Gerard especially loves the all in one cat suit with attached tail and a flower rosettes at the groin. He thinks it says something, that the wearer will be ready to save the world.
"We need models," Ryan says suddenly, and he's already scrolling through his sidekick. Then he stops, looks at Gerard. "Bob."
Gerard grins, because yes. Bob.
Chris and Justin are both taking an online correspondence course -in World Domination. Through various mis-adventures, they discover this shared connection and decide to join forces, to co-rule the planet. How do they achieve this goal? What does the ruling powers insignia look like?
They co rule the world through the power of Justin's smile and Chris' perfect ass. In combination those are a deadly thing, enough to bring anyone to their knees. Using connections gained through a lifetime of performing, they broadcast an advert that's supposedly selling sneakers, what it really is is a subliminal message where Justin grins, Chris wiggles the FKA while the words 'Obey Chris and Justin' repeat over and over, until eventually all they have to do is walk into a room and people fall to their knees. The insignia is an ass complete with a smile :D
If Chris and Frank wrote a concept album together, what would the concept be and on a scale of one to ten how ridiculous would the finished product be.
*wants*
Can you imagine those two on the same stage? That way lies chaos! The album concept is 'short men in a tall man's world' The songs are all about not being able to reach the top shelves at the grocery store, and how leaping on bandmates backs is the best thing ever! The songs themselves are a mix of screaming and very high notes, like an angel and the devil doing battle. Which is fine for a song or two, but by the 15th, not so much.
If Ryan and Pete were trapped in a lift together what would happen. And could either of them work out a way to get the lift unstuck?
There's only one thing that could happen. Sex, lots of it. They wouldn't even attempt to get it unstuck, just block the security camera with various items of clothes, then get down to hot and heavy sex where Ryan would have to curl up his legs against the wall, and Pete would have to squirm a lot and complain about carpet burn, but they'd both love it really, and when they finally get out they'd be sweaty and grinning wide.
If JC were a contestant on The bachelor (or The Bachelorette!) who would his/her final choice be out of Mikey, Lance and Mulder. Why? And would they live happily ever after?
Well, he wouldn't pick Mikey because the conversations would be insane. Lots of rambling and then sudden interjections from Mikey that don't even belong to the conversation at all. JC would be tempted by Fox, it's the alien thing you see, but in the end it would be Lance. Because he just feels they're supposed to be together. And yes, they would live happily ever after, and have lots of little Bassez kids that run around and create chaos as JC and Lance beam happily at one another.
So, behind the cut are the answers to that meme from yesterday, which was a lot of fun to answer. This is my list.
1- chris Nsync
2 - Mikey MCR
3 - JC Nsync
4 - Gerard MCR
5 - Pete FOB
6 - Ryan Panic
7 - Justin Nsync
8 - Kevin BSB
9 - Lance Nsync
10 - Greg CSI Vegas
11 - Brennan Mutant X
12 - Bob \o/ MCR
13 - Fox Mulder X Files
14 - Spencer Reid Criminal Minds
15 - Frank MCR
If Pete and Lance were to have a song, what would their song be?
Okay, let me boggle at the thought of that pairing for a while....
Though when I think about it, they could balance each other out, Lance tends to have the extra punctuation that Pete lacks in his blogs, and Pete has a bar, that would suit Lance nicely. Still. *boggles*
Right, song. The thing is, they met at the filming for that 'I'm fucking Ben Affleck' thing, so ever since they go around saying that's their song, and in fact, their ring tones for each other are that song. But, in actuality, Pete doesn't think the song is profound enough for their love , so secretly he considers 'To the Moon and Back' to be their song. Not that he tells anyone -- well, he told Patrick once and after Patrick had spent ten minutes spluttering Savage Garden, his face bright red with laughter, Pete hadn't told anyone again. His life, so hard, no one understands.
Is Brennan more likely to seduce using a sexy dance, playground pigtail pulling or subtle mind control?
Brennan *loves* Sadly he's not the kind of mutant that can do subtle mind control, and while he can dance, I think he's more about the playground pigtail pulling. It's why he keeps sparring with Jesse and beating him at basketball.
Gun to their head, who would Gerard choose out of Blur/Oasis and why?
Well first Gerard would like you to know that putting a gun to someone's head is not a nice thing to do, how can he save the world if he's dead? Also, both bands have good points, but really, what it comes down to is he may have a little crush on the Gallagher brothers. Especially when they went through their shaggy hair phase, and also, he's always down with brothers in bands.
How would Greg Sanders and Mikeyway get together?
OH! I may have a new OTP. Its funny, I've been discussing a bandom/CSI cross elsewhere, though with the Panic boys. Anyway! It went like this. Pete called and told Mikey that Panic were playing a hometown show and did Mikey want to come? Which was out of the blue, but Mikey's always down with spending time with Pete, so he packed a bag, flew to Vegas and met Pete. After ditching his bags, they go to the venue, only to find it cordoned off with tape. It takes Pete about a minute to charm his way past the police on guard, and when they go inside they find out that a showgirl has been found murdered, strangled by a scarf, with other scarves in her mouth and around her eyes. Suspicion is on Ryan Ross, OMG!
Mikey stands to one side as Pete goes crazy, telling one of the CSIs that they're being ridiculous, and Ryan wouldn't murder anyone. It's then that Mikey turns and notices a hot CSI standing watching. He suggests that Mikey get Pete out of there before he's arrested too, and Mikey agrees, manhandling Pete away with a last smile toward the hot CSI.
So, later he's being interviewed by hot CSI, asked all these questions about Ryan ( not that Mikey knows much apart from the fact he likes make-up and has slept with Pete, which let's face it, is a huge proportion of the people in their circles ) The hot CSI sees that this is going nowhere, sighs and says they might as well wrap this up. He yawns and scrubs at his eyes, and they walk out together when Mikey impulsively says, 'hey, know a good place for breakfast?'
Which is where it starts. They go to breakfast and bond over obscure bands and Greg delights Mikey by telling him gory details about cases he's worked, which they recreate using sausages and pancakes and a healthy dollop of ketchup.
Cage fight! Who of Justin and Frank would win?
Dude. I'd watch that. Justin does have size and muscle on his side, but you know, I think Frank has this one. He's small and fast and bendy, also he packs a mean punch and isn't afraid to fight dirty, sliding down and punching Justin hard between the legs.
JC and Brennan walk into a bar. Who gets VIP treatment and who gets shown the door?
Sadly it would be bye bye Brennan. He just doesn't have that celeb status.
Chris/Kevin and Mikey/Greg kiss. Which is hotter?
!!!!!!!!
This is mean, because Chris/Kevin has been one of my pairings of love for a long time, Chris with his head tilted back, Kevin's hair falling forward, his hand against Chris' back. But Mikey/Greg! Their kiss would be so tall and skinny. If they rub against each other enough they may even start a fire!
Kevin/Chris. Mikey/Greg.
....
I'm sorry, it has to be the Mikey/Greg.
What is the first thing JC would say to Lance if he found out Greg was pregnant?
"Anything interesting?" JC asks.
"Sort of." Lance shuts his laptop and places it on the coffee table, then settles back into the corner of the couch, turning slightly so he can look at JC. "I got an email from Greg, remember, I introduced you at that party at Vegas."
JC smiles slightly. He remembers Greg, the way his hands felt against JC's back, the way his eyes widened as JC straddled him and leaned in for a kiss. Greg from Vegas is just delicious. "Is he okay?"
"I guess." Lance looks at JC, frowning slightly. "He's pregnant, four months gone."
"Really," JC says weakly, because while the dates fit. There's no way. They used protection, at least, he thinks they did.
"Yeah." Lance's eyes narrow slightly as he looks at JC. "He doesn't mention the dad, but Grissom will find out. They have DNA."
JC gulps and plasters on a smile, making plans to get out of the country the next day.
If Ryan and Chris found a baby dog in the street what would they do? And how would they name it?
Oh, these questions are killing me. Could there be anyone more perfect than Ryan and Chris finding a puppy? I think not.
"Chris, you have to come. Now."
Ryan looks like he always does, composed and collected as he waits near the door, but Chris has been watching these guys record for a while now, and he's learned to notice the tiny hints that Ryan does share. The slight tension in his shoulders, the way he's got his fingers pressed against his thighs. It's the equivalent of Ryan Ross alarm, and Chris waves towards the recording booth as he follows Ryan outside.
The puppy is huddled under a dumpster. It has floppy brown ears and fur that's slicked against its thin body.
"We can't leave it there," Ryan says, and he's kneeling on the sidewalk, all bony elbows and long legs as he leans forward, holding out his hand.
The puppy shuffles forward, so wary, and Chris is kneeling too, hardly breathing as Ryan strokes across the puppy's head. It wiggles with delight at the contact, and as Chris watches, Ryan falls in love.
"I'm going to call him Sir Burberry, Berry for short," Ryan announces, and he carefully scoops up the puppy, cradling it against the ruffles of his white shirt.
"Nice name," Chris says, grinning when Ryan beams in reply.
If Brennan and Spencer wake up in the same bed, naked. What happens?
AHAHAHAHAHA. I'm sorry, but AHAHAHAHA. Never would I put them together, yet it's a very pretty picture. I can see Spencer waking up all flustered and blushing as he tries to cover himself up with the sheet. Brennan meanwhile wouldn't care at all, just grinning at Spencer as he turns on his side, rests on one elbow and runs his fingers through Spencer's hair and says 'You were great."
Chris , Justin, and a tree - who climbs the tee, who falls out, and who calls the ambulance?
I tell you, this could happen in fic so easily. I think it happened like this. They were playing Frisbee, and after a wild shot it ended up lodged in a tree. They both stood at the bottom and looked up, and Chris was all 'I'm not climbing up' and Justin looked back at him and said 'you're a pussy' but he climbed up anyway.
When the branch cracked, and Justin came plummeting to the ground Chris yelled at him for being so stupid all the while calling for an ambulance before sitting next to Justin, petting his back and telling him not to move or he'd kick his stupid ass.
Frank and Lance - who lots their virginity first?
You know, I'm not sure. They both were in groups from a young age, but I'll say Frank. At least he wasn't having to cover that fact he was gay.
if Fox Mulder had to give up sex or food for the rest of his/her life, which would he give up?
Hee! I'm going to say food. While Mulder may like his food, he likes his porn and water bed more. I can't see him giving that up *g*
Gerard, Justin, Lance and Fox man a jolly pirate ship - who's the fearless captain, who's the roguish first mate, who's the devoted cabin boy, and who's the laconic cook?
Can you imagine that pirate ship! It's a disaster waiting to happen. No looting would go on because they'd spend half their time sailing in circles.
Of course Justin thinks he should be captain, but in fact he's been demoted to cook. Mainly because when Gerard tried he managed to burn down half of the galley. Fox is the fearless Captain, though sometimes his crew wishes he'd concentrate on what's going on on the ocean and not in the skies. Lance is the roguish first mate. He's got a guy in every port and always comes back to the ship smelling of grog and looking very happy. Which leaves Gerard as the devoted cabin boy. Which is a job he loves as it means he gets to see the world and lavish love on his captain. He likes doing that, it's his favourite part of the job.
If Pete, Lance and Brennan had to save the world [not from zombies], how would they do it [and who has the trusty pocketknife]?
Obviously they have a huge advantage having Brennan who could blast those bad guys without a second thought. Lance would have the pocketknife, and he's shown he has no problems gutting people with it, always with a smile on his face. Pete however spends most of his team hiding or being used as bait. Which sucks, just because he's got a nice smile they think he has to be bait. Patrick didn't used to make him be bait. Pete misses Patrick :(
Gerard and Ryan decide to design a fall fashion line to take Paris by storm. What's is theme? What is pieces are their favorite? Would Bob be a model for them?
OH MAN! This is so perfect!
"No!" Gerard says glares at Ryan. "We're not using scarves on every outfit."
Ryan stares across the table at Gerard, says slowly, "Well we're not using your stupid grim reaper ideas then."
"They're not stupid, they're about the battle between life and death, the way the kids have to embrace their lives before gasping their last." Gerard runs a hand through his hair, pushing it out of his eyes. "Mikey thinks it's a brilliant concept."
"Mikey would think day glow pants were good if you suggested it," Ryan says meanly. "Jon loves the scarves."
"Jon wears flip flops and grandad sweaters, he's hardly someone with taste."
"At least he changes his clothes. How many times has Mikey worn that stripy hoody now?" Despite Gerard's hissed intake of breath, Ryan doesn't back down. "Face it, your band wouldn't know fashion if it jumped up and bit it in the face."
"Says the man wearing checked pants and a ruffled shirt." Desperately wanting a cigarette, Gerard picks up a pen instead, jabbing it toward Ryan. "The reaper stays."
"The scarves stay!"
For long moments there's stalemate, and Gerard wonders why he ever agreed to this, because Ryan is insane, then he imagines his reaper wearing a fluttering black scarf, black pants with trailing skinny ties, and grabs for a piece of paper.
"What about this?" He sketches quickly, a fitted coat with long trailing collar and hood, pants with straps the brush the floor, looks up when Ryan comes close and nods.
"Yeah. That would work."
When they're finished they have a whole new line, one with the best bits of them both. Scarves and hoods and chains and flowers. It's perfect. Gerard especially loves the all in one cat suit with attached tail and a flower rosettes at the groin. He thinks it says something, that the wearer will be ready to save the world.
"We need models," Ryan says suddenly, and he's already scrolling through his sidekick. Then he stops, looks at Gerard. "Bob."
Gerard grins, because yes. Bob.
Chris and Justin are both taking an online correspondence course -in World Domination. Through various mis-adventures, they discover this shared connection and decide to join forces, to co-rule the planet. How do they achieve this goal? What does the ruling powers insignia look like?
They co rule the world through the power of Justin's smile and Chris' perfect ass. In combination those are a deadly thing, enough to bring anyone to their knees. Using connections gained through a lifetime of performing, they broadcast an advert that's supposedly selling sneakers, what it really is is a subliminal message where Justin grins, Chris wiggles the FKA while the words 'Obey Chris and Justin' repeat over and over, until eventually all they have to do is walk into a room and people fall to their knees. The insignia is an ass complete with a smile :D
If Chris and Frank wrote a concept album together, what would the concept be and on a scale of one to ten how ridiculous would the finished product be.
*wants*
Can you imagine those two on the same stage? That way lies chaos! The album concept is 'short men in a tall man's world' The songs are all about not being able to reach the top shelves at the grocery store, and how leaping on bandmates backs is the best thing ever! The songs themselves are a mix of screaming and very high notes, like an angel and the devil doing battle. Which is fine for a song or two, but by the 15th, not so much.
If Ryan and Pete were trapped in a lift together what would happen. And could either of them work out a way to get the lift unstuck?
There's only one thing that could happen. Sex, lots of it. They wouldn't even attempt to get it unstuck, just block the security camera with various items of clothes, then get down to hot and heavy sex where Ryan would have to curl up his legs against the wall, and Pete would have to squirm a lot and complain about carpet burn, but they'd both love it really, and when they finally get out they'd be sweaty and grinning wide.
If JC were a contestant on The bachelor (or The Bachelorette!) who would his/her final choice be out of Mikey, Lance and Mulder. Why? And would they live happily ever after?
Well, he wouldn't pick Mikey because the conversations would be insane. Lots of rambling and then sudden interjections from Mikey that don't even belong to the conversation at all. JC would be tempted by Fox, it's the alien thing you see, but in the end it would be Lance. Because he just feels they're supposed to be together. And yes, they would live happily ever after, and have lots of little Bassez kids that run around and create chaos as JC and Lance beam happily at one another.
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Date: 2008-04-09 12:33 pm (UTC)It just fits so nicely, what with Lance staying at Vegas so much. I love when you can find connections like that :)
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Date: 2008-04-09 01:23 pm (UTC)*giggles* I see why you were telling me that I had picked the right number - and I definitely agree with your answer lol
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Date: 2008-04-09 01:39 pm (UTC)She's thinking of setting up a crossover challenge, so who knows. You may get it :)
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Date: 2008-04-09 05:20 pm (UTC)This is hilarious! :p
I loved the tree one! :p
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Date: 2008-04-09 07:43 pm (UTC)I had so much fun doing these, the mental images I had for some of them cracked me up big time. I have to admit though, the Gerard Ryan fashion line was my favourite *g*
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Date: 2008-04-09 06:51 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-04-09 07:42 pm (UTC)OMG yes! I had such glee when Gerard and Ryan came out for the fashion line question, because how perfect is that? There would be bitching and material thrown everywhere and flouncing out of the room, and you know Bob would scowl but still model for them anyway.
There needs to be a bandom project catwalk, that would be awesome!
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Date: 2008-04-09 06:52 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-04-09 07:38 pm (UTC)I imagine Chris being all, don't come running to me if you break your leg! *g*
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Date: 2008-04-09 10:17 pm (UTC)My other two favorites were Justin and Chris taking over the world and Justin and Chris climbing the tree. Really, Justin and Chris together is just a great thing and I just loooove seeing you write the boys. They are so sparkly and wonderful and you know them so well!
Chris and Ryan and the puppy gets me too! You know my need for bandom and popslash crossovers and this feeds that hunger so very very hardcore! Ryan loves puppies! Ryan loves---wait, this reminds me, Ryan loves scarves! Ryan and Gerard clothing line! Can I wear it NOW!? Pllllllleeeeeeeease!? Holy shit, those would be hideous clothes! I don't care whihc one of them thinks they have fashion sense, what it comes down to is it would be a lot of black and brown mixed with "goth" and old western styles. I'd wear that. I'd wear that so hardcore. You know who else would wear it? Pete. He'd buy the entire collection and wear it every day and then talk to everyone about Ryan whenever he got the chance-- Oh, you know he he would! Hahaha! :D
These were fantastic! What a great read!
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Date: 2008-04-10 09:12 am (UTC)Oh yes, Ryan/Pete is made of awesome.
As are Justin and Chris. They make me very happy :D
Ahahahaha! Yes, the Gerard and Ryan clothing line would be horribly hideous and yes! Yes, Pete would be the one wearing it all the time. That would be so awesome!