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You do need minions, cute ones. *nods* I'm pretty sure I still have the number for Minion Unlimited - that's the service I'd recommend. The 'gentlemen' [note that I use the term lightly and with great sarcasm] that I've contracted from Minions R US have been uniformly dreadful; I know it's the popular choice in Slash-oriented Evil Mastermind circles. I'll go through the roladex when I get home, and get you the MU number. :)

Hee! Brown toes!

And like I've said elsewhere - I heartily approve of this plan.

[Can you tell it's a boring day at the office? I swear I'll stop with the comment spamming...]