turps

learning facts that I'll remember for the rest of my life

You scare me! :-)

I keep turning my back on it and hoping it goes away. Sadly, that hasn't worked yet.

It never works for me either, it makes me so sad! (Of course I only iron things like table cloths and napkins and curtains but it's still terribly, terribly boring!)

Rock buns always makes me think of Discworld dwarfbread - I'm sure they're not the same but it SOUNDS like the same thing :-)