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JC would be honored to be the dick guider. The dick-guiding expert would be telling him how ahead of time and giving him glove-buying advice and JC would be aghast. "Gloves? I'm not going to use gloves, it would spoil the intimacy."

His shirt would be mostly white (nicer when wet and clinging) but with a floral pattern. At one point, he'd have to stop and wipe a little sweat or soap bubbles from his brow with his forearm, and Llama!Chris would turn a bit and nibble at the hem of his shirt.

A little bit later, JC would carefully rub Chris' llama ears and Chris would love that.
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Um. Yeah. ... that thing you said about hotness? I agree.