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[turps]

We all slept in so badly this morning. I woke at 7:15 and James needed to be at work for 8. I didn't even hit snooze, just slept through the alarm for over an hour.

We're supposed to be taking stuff to the dump later, but I'm dragging today and that may not happen. We really do need to go through. Okay, so, a few months ago James got into freecycle and got a lot of stuff. Including a sweet exercise bike that gets used a lot, but also, one day someone said they had a rowing machine. How he'd ever use one I don't know, but he wanted one, so off he went. And came back with this thing, which wasn't a rowing machine, but a skiing machine. But, not a modern one, oh no, this thing looked like something from the dark ages. It's made of wood, has a huge padded leather chest piece, all these straps and chains and looks exactly like some kind of bizarre sex machine. In fact, I wouldn't be at all surprised if 'using the skiing machine' had been some kind of euphemism for throwing someone onto the leather pad, tying up their legs and fucking them within an inch of their lives.

It's been sitting in the spare room ever since. Like some kind of looming sexual presence, goodness knows what the window cleaner thinks when he looks in, what with the Nsync covered walls and that thing taking up all the floor space. So it's getting dumped, and you know how you look to see what people are chucking away? Well, we'll be the people apparently disposing of a wooden sex machine of much wrongness.

I need coffee, or to go back to bed.

Comments

[toeprint.livejournal.com]

Post a picture of it!

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Hee!

I'll find some batteries for my camera and post a picture. Maybe with the baby!Sync background *g*

[llamabitchyo.livejournal.com]

JC and wooden sex machines.

:D

No, really, that's all I have to say.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

He would look so pretty tied to a wooden sex machine. Ropes around his ankles and wrists, just lying there and unable to do anything but take it.

In fact, I'd like to think he has one of the mechanical fucking machines too. You know, for that bit of variety.

[llamabitchyo.livejournal.com]

Mmm, yes.

*happy thoughts*

[toeprint.livejournal.com]

He probably bought it for "research purposes" when writing 100 Ways.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

That is a fine theory!

[sperrywink]

I didn't sleep in, but I still might be going to work late. Ah, lazy mornings, how I love thee.

I second the call for posting a picture!

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Lazy mornings are lovely, though mine is stretching to a lazy afternoon and I'm still not pulled right. I need a bucket of coffee. Two buckets of coffee. It's just that kind of day.

I shall!

[sperrywink]

Love, love, love the icon!

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Isn't it adorable? It was an era of much hotness for them both.

I'm in the middle of a love affair with Spencer, and Mikey and Brendon and Ryan and Frank and Pete and....

It just goes on :D

[sperrywink]

Although I am one of the few people who prefers Spencer with the beard, they both do look super hot in your icon. Mmmmm.

I don't know who I am in love with at the moment. Mikey and Spencer for sure, even though I am blocked on writing Mikey at the moment, but I may be falling back into my Criminal Minds phase. Ah, the joys of multi-fannishness!

[turps33.livejournal.com]

I think you should try Spencer/Spencer!

[sperrywink]

They are both from Vegas, hee! And we all know how I love Spencer Reid crossovers.

It is certainly a thought that will keep me entertained through work today!

[turps33.livejournal.com]

*chin hands*

Tell me how they'd meet :)

[sperrywink]

Well! Spencer Smith's grandmother is ill and needs to be put in a nursing home (senility maybe?). The one his parents decide on, just happens to be the same one Spencer Reid's mother is in. Reid is in town visiting his mother, she forgets him again and he gets a little upset, so he is leaving the building in a rush and not looking where he is going and slams right into Spencer Smith. Spencer gets a grip on Reid, preventing him from falling over as Reid apologies profusely.

When their eyes finally lock, there is a spark.

*g*

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Oh! Yes! Of course there would be a spark! It would be glorious. Spencer Smith with his ready beaming smile and Reid babbling on and just &hearts

[lazydwarf.livejournal.com]

If I water and feed this bit, will it grow to a whole story? Cause yum.

[sperrywink]

Well, the idea has already grown and morphed into a case!fic, so it's currently weed-like in it's growth!

But we'll see if it actually makes it to the finish.

*g*

[lazydwarf.livejournal.com]

::hands you chocolate and soda and sugar and anything else that might help you along with finishing it::

Yummy.

[sperrywink]

Certainly can't hurt. *gnoshes the soda and chocolate and sugar*

Hee!

[lazydwarf.livejournal.com]

I think my brain just short circuited. ZZZzzzZZZ

[turps33.livejournal.com]

I know, right?!

[pensnest]

Plainly there has to be a story involving this wooden sex machine.

Instead of throwing it away, why not sneak out at dead of night and place it somewhere with a little placard so that it looks like Modern Art? Hee.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha. That would be so awesome. I could leave it outside of the Co Op.

[zillahseye.livejournal.com]

I laughed til I started coughing a lot. WOODEN SEX MACHINE. I second this making it into fic.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

It's the weirdest looking thing ever! I swear when James and Corey brought it in I was very dubious that it actually was for exercise. Well, maybe not the kind you can do in public anyway *g*

[puszysty.livejournal.com]

You know, that's just totally asking to be made into fic.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

A fic starring JC I feel :D

[milosflaca.livejournal.com]

this entry made my day :D

P.S we want pictuuuuures!

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Hee! I'm glad.

I'll take pictures for sure :)

[turloughishere.livejournal.com]

Sleeping in sucks. I slept so badly last night that I slept in too and I'm still feeling all wrong, lethargic and yukky :-/

*giggles* A wooden sex machine! You should do some research about its usability before you throw it away :-)

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Yeah, when you sleep in it's like you're playing catch up all day.

You should do some research about its usability before you throw it away

Ahahahahahaha. I really should!

[dazzlingstar.livejournal.com]

Don't mind me, I'll be over here laughing myself to death imagining this wooden sex machine in a room of *NSYNC goodness. Clearly I agree that this must be made into a fic as well.

I mean... how would JC come into acquiring said medieval sex apparatus? PEOPLE WANT TO KNOW/READ!

[turps33.livejournal.com]

That's exactly what it looks like! My spare bedroom is full of my nswag, the teddy bears on the windowsill, posters on the wall, and that thing next to the bed.

Obviously JC looked sex machines up on the internet and bought one. You know he'd love it!

[bououou.livejournal.com]

My morning was *not* lazy! Urgh I am jealous! :p
I worked at six and it's a holiday today in Quebec, they where so many people at the restaurant! I wasn't expecting it! I'm so tired now! DX
But SEX MACHINES!!!!!!

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Man, that's a sucky morning.

But yes, sex machines make everything better!

[truekat.livejournal.com]

Is it just me, or does this sound like the basis for a new sparkly fic? Oh, how the mind does wander! LOL

P.S. I swear.........I did NOT read the comments until AFTER I posted! OMG! All the fic comments! LMAO

[turps33.livejournal.com]

You've all got fic on the brain *g*

[truekat.livejournal.com]

Hey! You're the one with the medieval sex machine in your house! We just like sparkly guys! Now, put the two together, what else would you expect?

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha.

Good point. I stand corrected!

[truekat.livejournal.com]

Now, if we deviate for a moment away from the idea of a sparkly/kinky fanfic.....I'm curious as to what James thinks about this *ahem*device*ahem* LOL

[turps33.livejournal.com]

He brought the thing home! I suspect he loves it *g*

[rikes]

Ahahaha, this totally made my day. :D

[turps33.livejournal.com]

I'm not at all surprised a story about a could be sex machine went down well on my flist *g*

[yami-tai.livejournal.com]

Well, we'll be the people apparently disposing of a wooden sex machine of much wrongness.

*laughs* I bet someone will be over grabbing it for themselves before you've even left the tip, hun!

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha. That is so true!