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Can you imagine that rulebook?

(1) When writing eating disorders, you may only use Mikey, Ryan or Brendon
(2) There must be lots of blood, vomitted for dramatic effect.
(3) The words 'weeping' 'pulsating' 'ringed bud' 'stiff member' must be used at least once.
(4) Someone must cry.
(5) Wrists must be willow-ey.
(6) Assbabies are always better as a product of rape.
(7) Mikey must always die!!!11!!!