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More Sims Asylum. I swear, this challenge is difficult and the urge to cheat strong. But I haven't and as a result, poor Terri Crazy is exhausted looking after them.

Joey Crazy is one of the friendliest sims in there. I often find him hugging someone, or chatting away. Here he tells Chris about the sweet kiss he had last week.

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By this time the bathroom situation was heading toward unbearable. Poor JC having to do the pee pee dance right in front of a sleeping Kevin. Somehow Kevin has been booted from the double bed and now catches cat naps on the couch.

So I did some remodelling in the bathroom. I took out the combination bath/shower and added just a shower. What I didn't realise was they'd all become addicted to that damn shower.

JC spends a lot of time in there.

A lot ""

It was around now that doesn'tlooklikeLance!Lance fell asleep on his feet. With so few beds only the strongest get to sleep under covers.

Bless his little simmy heart. He looks so sweet.

JC of course thought it was very amusing. JC has also turned into an exhibitionist who wanders around the house naked.

See! He's just lucky Kevin didn't wake up and find him sitting like that.

When I selected Terri Crazy's undies I didn't expect them to look like this!

Chris continues the habit of cooking with rancid food. At least he didn't set a fire this time....

Okay Chris. Just keep eating that rancid chilli. Terri Crazy will just stand in the background and chat up JC in his nifty undies.

Kevin is a favourite in the house. He and JC are developing a relationship. Enjoy Kevin's sanity while you can, JC!

Kevin joins JC for a little laughing at Lance. Poor Lance. This challenge isn't going well for him at all.

See! Kevin and JC are well on their way to being BFF. It's just, weird!

Chris tries to get into the Kevin action, and is soundly rebuffed. It's okay Chris! Someone else in the house is harbouring a crush. Someone not that far away.

The sad thing is, as much as JC likes Kevin, he loves himself more. Ego much, Chasez?

The house is full of obsessive compulsive neat freaks. But will they clean the toilet? No they will not! Also, AJ shows off his sexy body.

Finally Lance wakes, and shows off some thigh. Is it Terri Crazy he's hoping to tempt? Yeah, right.

AJ checks out Joey's bulge. And who can blame him? He fills those pants nicely.

Joey tries to pull off the coy look. Someone should tell him if you want to be coy you don't wander around outside in your skimpy pants!

At least he wears some clothes outside. Unlike a certain someone. For shame JC!

AJ checks Chris out as Chris takes a sponge bath. Those two have a weird relationship going on. One based on voyeurism, toilets and sponges. I don't want to know, really.

Dude! AJ! That sponge was just around Chris' dick!

Terri Crazy cleans the shower, uncaring that Kevin is on the toilet. I have no words.

I think JC has claimed that seat as his own, but dude. I don't know if you can see, but Justin sleeps with his eyes open, and he's smiling in a very creepy way. I wonder what he's thinking about?

OMG! No! I was waiting for Lance to take off his kilt, and when he does he has the tight pants too!

Didn't I tell you they loved that shower? Now instead of taking hours in the bath they spend all the time getting washed.

It was then Lance went into meltdown and started pan handling on the kerb side. He does this despite no one ever walking past. Poor Lance's sanity is slipping away at a rapid rate.

Look at his little face! I'd give him money.

I have to admit. The bulge disturbs me. It's the way the star highlights it.

It's okay though! He has someone to make friends with. I think he's attracted to the fact that Chris has caught JC's clothes optional disease.

Some Justin and Chris bonding time, as Kevin talks to himself and Joey gets washed in the background.

Dear Diary. I hate Kevin so much! He's moved in on JC, and JC's supposed to be mine!

AJ decided he needs to take action. JC shows him his butt. AJ is shocked, which hello! I thought that's what you wanted?!

Threemanbus for the win!

Horrified at being that close to JC ass, AJ starts on a punishing cleaning regime.

Terri Crazy finally got a job, she's a paramedic right now. But does the fact she's the only wage earner in the house mean someone else cleans the toilet? Hell no!

AJ tells Lance and JC those tight pants can't be good for their balls.

Joey feels sick. This may or may not be due to having two naked men behind him.

We shall have no watersports in this Asylum!

AJ: I love chess.
Chris: This chair is hard on my naked butt.
Justin: I hate Terri
Joey: My love rocket is primed and ready to go!
Kevin: OMG! No!!!
JC: WTF!? A counter?

JC will show his ass to anyone. He's a slut, seriously.

That's right Chris. Just think of yourself.

Kevin's always preening in front of the mirror. Oh well, it keeps him happy. For now....

So, Terri is at work, and what happens? Yet another fire. I'm not saying it was Chris, but lets just say pyromania may be in his asylum notes.

The fire leads to a full break down for Lance. JC is full of rage, and as for Kevin.

Only his flour sack baby can comfort him.

This sums the situation up I feel. Poor Terri is exhausted in bed after working all day. We have JC naked at the kitchen sink. AJ caught in the grip of yet another cleaning frenzy, and Chris, Lance and Joey standing gossiping in their tight pants. I think Justin has stomped off in disgust somewhere.

Despite the fact the shower is right there Joey takes a sponge bath.

We'll end on this touching moment.

So, right now Lance is the worst off. He begs countless times a day and suffered a full break down.
Kevin is wandering around with a flour sack baby.
JC is a slut who walks around naked, even outside.
Chris loves to get naked too, and also has a scary addiction to fire.
Joey is quite happy at the moment.
AJ is fine mostly, except when he cleans the counter, and the stove, and the shower, and mops the floor. Over and over again.
Justin randomly has moments of crying. I think he misses his mom.
Terri has been prompted once, is living with a house of hot men, none of which gives her a second glance, and has to wear the most uncomfortable undies ever. But hey, at least no one has died yet!