turps | Sims Asylum

More Sims Asylum. Now with added toys ;)

We start with the flooded bathroom where Kevin and Joey frantically mop while Doesn'tlooklikeLance!Lance freaks out in the background. JC meanwhile showers on, showing off his pudgy body.

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AJ seems to like JC's body and spends much time just staring at him. Kevin is in despair. All he wants to do is get a shower already!

So he decides to just take one. Who cares that JC is already in there, or that Joey's trying to mop, or that it's making AJ cry?!

Erm. Hello. JC. What the hell are you doing?!

Joey steals a look, while JC shows what a hussy he is.

I don't know. This could be a tender scene, that is, if Joey wasn't trying to mop under their feet! Way to spoil the moment Joe!

Meanwhile, still in her uniform despite being sacked, Terri Crazy tries to clean up. Washing dishes despite the sexing up going on in the next room. Such a sweet innocent girl.

Make me a liar will you!?!!!!

JC spent time standing naked in the corner. I suspect he's feeling the aura of tragedy that will unfold in that room.

It's at this point some of the crying makes sense. I have no sympathy. Stick your dick in ~~momma's special place~~ places it shouldn't be and it'll rot and drop off. I'm just saying.

Kevin and Joey become the first to actually share a bed. Which makes sense. Kevin is a big old slut and Joey is everyone's friend.

Oh, AJ. I love you so. I want you to watch me! Only me! I'm so much better than chubby JC

JC meanwhile continues with his trend of not wearing clothes. Really, nakedness is the way to go, why hide the beautifulness and uniqueness of your body. Justin is just traumatised.

See the smoking tv? It bodes ill. That is all.

Crying fit # 1 of the day. Oh momma. My dick is black! I need you to rub on some of your special cream, and kiss it better! Oh momma! Get me please!

Chris and AJ. I'm down with that. Except. The shower is not a good place for you, Chris! Listen to me. I know!

Really. I'd leave. Now.

JC: I like sex!
Chris: ....
Lance: Yeah, sex. I used a tennis racket once. What!? WHAT!?

JC: I predict that tennis racket sex isn't a good thing. But still, tell me more.

First you need to check out the oh so sensitive Lance looking at JC. Then we can concentrate on AJ. Do you want to guess what he's doing? Go on, have a go.

I kick your ass Timberlake! Vengeance is mine!

AJ then slapped Justin.

They glared.

Justin slapped AJ.

Crying attack of the day #2. Oh momma! AJ hates me! He calls me names and slaps me! Why have you abandoned me so?! WHY!?

Crying attack of the day #3 It's getting too much. He hits me and it hurts. Almost as much as the ache in blackened dick and my heart when I think of you, momma

AJ is confused. Vomiting while falling for Kevin.

Justin: Must clean. Must clean. Must be a good boy. Maybe momma will get me then.

Justin stayed in the toilet for hours. Not helped by AJ who wouldn't let him out.

Brush love, AJ desperate for the toilet yet still not letting Justin out. Smart AJ. Real smart.

Joey and Chris really like each other.

Poor JC just couldn't keep it in anymore. :(

This doesn't look promising.

Phew, false alarm. Justin finally gets out so he can masturbate watching JC in the shower.

Go for it JT! He's got that look on his face, thinking up lyrics maybe, for when he gets out. His name is JC and he has a big dick. I can wrap my lips around it and make it slick

Terri Crazy finally gets some!!!!111!!!

JC: I'm your best friend Justin, I don't care that you have dick rot.

Sigh. It was too good to last.

CAT FIGHT!!!!!!

I have no sympathy! None at all!

Joey practise deep throating. It's important to keep those skills maximised after all. Who knows when you'll need to swallow someone down.

Oh man. He's so very hairy.

Kevin/Chris! SCORE! But really, Chris. Get out of the shower!

Obviously the vibe belongs to a size queen, because, just, wow!

It was around this time Chris slipped into another catatonic state. Standing in the shower, the water washing over him, eyes open but obviously no one was home.

It forced Joey to go the sponge bath route.

While Lance, one of Chris' best friends, dealt with his pain by using the vibe.

For a long time ""

Morning came around and still Chris was there. This was a bad time. Terri Crazy was depressed so wouldn't look for a job, the food was dwindling, and poor Chris....

Justin knew how to cheer himself up though.

Kevin and AJ hung out, trying to hang onto that element of normality as things crumbled around them.

JC didn't even try.

AJ cleaned.

JC kissed his brush SO.

Oh, Chris. Why must reality be so hard for you?!

The hygiene situation got desperate.

Crying fit #4 of the day. OH, momma. Chris is hogging the shower and I need a wash. I had to resort to a vibe earlier. The shiny plastic coating reminded me of you. Oh, momma. I love you!

Lance has a break down. Justin cries. Again.

Justin: Whimpers.

Then it happened. Chris finally left the shower, but weak and water logged, he fell to the ground.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not Chris!!!!!!!!!11111111!!!111
Thankfully, Terri Crazy was around.

She fell to her knees, begging.

I know he's a bit of a pyromaniac, and he has a wardrobe malfunction problems at times, and often slips into catatonic states. But he's a good man. He has friends! You can't take him away!

Please!!!!1111!!!

Grimmie considers it, and holds out his hands. Poor Terri Crazy knows this is the most important decision of her life. She picks a hand, and....

Is that right!? Is it!

She can't look at Chris is pulled into the air. Body limp, caught between death and life.

He lives! Man, that was close. If she hadn't been fired Chris would have died.

AJ cries when he sees Yeti!Joey

Then vomits. I suspect he has a hair ball.

The family that masturbates together, stays together.

Chris and JC talk love. Bless their little hearts.

And also diss Kevin.

Kevin: What? You weren't crying when you had your dick in my mouth.

Whoa! Wait, Joey. Is that a good idea to fix the tv with a screwdriver?

Really. That looks like a bad thing to do.

Told you!

AJ, Kevin and Terri are traumatised. Joey is see through.

But he survives another day.

Terri destresses by perving at Justin in the shower.

While Chris sleeps with Joey and dreams of Lance.

Who of course is out begging.

Terri gets her job back!

While Joey wakes full of the joys of spring.

So he celebrates with a black toaster pastry.

I feel sorry for those pants of JC's. They're straining at the seams. Time to cut back on the emotional eating brush boy.

Not that Chris cares in the slightest.

JC's pit hair is creeping everywhere. Watch out Chris! It'll launch itself on you soon! Wrap itself around your head and take all your air.

Chris is saved from death and JC doesn't care, rejecting him for a hug. I know how it is, Chasez. Just wait until next time you're a huddled ball on the floor.