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It's Chris month day 4. I'm not sure about this one, but in the spirit of not angsting over these, I'm posting anyway.

You know the drill, unbeta read, which means mistakes may be in there. If you can't deal, don't read.



It happened like this.

One minute Chris was sitting next to his pool, bare feet in the warm water, a cool beer close at hand. The next he was surrounded by a group of white-suited men who proceed to pick him up and dump him in the back of a van.

It was undignified and annoying and he was pissed that the security that cost so much hadn’t prevented a thing; and that his stupid friends had just stood and watched him be carried away.

At the time he thought he’d been kidnapped, which sucked, because if anyone it should have been Justin who was taken, him being a mega star and all. But no, it wasn’t that at all.

~*~*~*~

“We’re not a boyband.” Pete wrapped his feet around the legs of his chair, chin tiled up as he scowled.

“I know.” The instructor, Tara, sighed as walked the width of the room, her boots clacking against the metal floor. “It’s a catch all term, it doesn’t mean we think you sing and dance in sequence. Just we’ve found most people with the powers we need are members of bands that are all male and, how can I say it, worshiped by fans of a certain age.”

“Excuse me.” JC held his arm in the air, waving to attract her attention. “I resent the implication that there’s something wrong with dancing and singing in sequence.”

Tara stopped pacing, looking pained. “I never said there was.”

“I did.” Bob scowled, obviously spoiling for an argument, and seconds away from storming out of the room – again.

“I want to hear about the saving the world thing again.” Gerard leaned forward, almost vibrating with enthusiasm. “You say we’ve got untapped powers, what kind? Because when I showered last night I felt light-headed, maybe that was a sign?”

“A sign of shock you were in water, maybe.” Lance leaned back in his seat, coolly unconcerned about the menacing glares Bob and Frank directed his way.

“Gentlemen, please.” Tara took a step toward the door, then stopped, taking a deep breath before she turned back to face the room. “You need to stop bickering and be a team; we won’t discover anything at this rate.”

“I’ve already got a team. I don’t need another one.” Pointedly, Pete stood and perched himself on the edge of Patrick’s desk, then looked around. “Mikey can join my team.”

Mikey beamed, looking awkward and scrunched up in his seat, his long legs stretched out from under his desk.

“Mikey’s in our team.” Bob brandished a drum stick, making Joey jump back as it swished past his nose.

“If I can interrupt this love tussle for Mikey, why us?” Lance said, hand held up for hush. “We haven’t even sung together as Nsync in years, and let’s face it; our bands have nothing in common.”

“It doesn’t matter.” Enthusiasm regained, Tara clicked a button, making a 3D diagram appear, floating in the air. “As you can see, results are proportional to the scientific force known as squee. The more squee, the more power, and right now you’re all charged with the power of squee. We’re going to harness that squee, show you what it allows you to do.”

JC looked concerned. “That doesn’t involve needles, does it?”

“Never mind needles, does this mean we get costumes?” More interested now, Joey squinted at the diagram. “Because I’m thinking if we’re harnessing this power of squee, we should do it in style. With capes.”

“Yes!” Smiling wide, Gerard stood, making his chair clatter to the floor. “What do you think of bats? Or skulls? Pete, I could design you something in black with a Clandestine design.”

“Have you ever worked with fake fur?” JC stood too, and made his way to Joey’s desk where Gerard was crouched down, using a Sharpie to sketch designs on Joey’s outstretched arm.

“Gentlemen. Gentlemen, please! We have things to discuss.” Red-faced, Tara tried to cut through the outbreak of chatter, but it was a lost cause. Something she seemed to realise for herself. “Fine, we’ll take a short break. When I come back we’ll arrange some tests” She stalked from the room, never looking back.

“She needs to lighten up.”

Chris looked across the aisle, where Patrick was slouched back in his chair, alone now that Pete had joined the huddle around Joey’s desk.

“Tell me about it, she reminds me of Justin on a bad day.” Chris shifted in his seat, straightening his legs and stretching.

Patrick turned in his seat, his chin propped on one hand. “Nsync, right?”

“Well, my friends call me Chris, but yeah.”

“Sorry. Chris.” Patrick smiled, and Chris had too much experience with boyish wonderkids to miss the uncertainty hidden behind that smile.

“You know this is probably nothing. They’ll ask some questions, do some tests, and realise we’re nothing special.”

“Speak for yourself.” Patrick grinned, more genuine this time.

“You know, I’m having feelings of déjà vu, sure you haven’t got a bleached blond fro under that cap?”

Patrick immediately pulled his cap further onto his head. “No curls here.”

“Cool cap, though.” Chris leaned forward in his seat. “Is it vintage?”

“As vintage as anything from Pete’s label can be.” Eyes gleaming, Patrick looked at Chris from under the brim of his cap. “I like your bandanna, it’s very; you.”

“Which as you’ve known me for all of five minutes, isn’t saying much.” Chris said, taking the edge off the comment with a quick smile. “So, cap boy, what power do you want? Personally I’ve always thought about invisibility.”

Patrick glanced across the room to Joey’s desk. “Reading minds, I want to be able to understand.”

”Cool power, still. Think what you could do when you’re invisible.”

Patrick didn’t get a chance to reply, falling silent when Tara walked back into the room. When she ushered them all toward the door, Chris gave Patrick a last reassuring look, then joined the end of the line. Walking out of the classroom, ready to see what would happen next.

Date: 2008-02-04 06:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] duoshinigami.livejournal.com
Aieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! I love you for writing these! You are breaking my brain with the crossoverness! I love it! I love it! I loooove it! I want to see all those boys in one room all the time forever! Or at least an hour or two...

I squeed a little when I saw Bob's name! Mikey is on their team and Bob has let it be known! I love him. Holy crap, I'm squeeing.

OH! And you little genius! The power of squee!! Ahahaha, I laughed myself silly! Squee could power entire cities! It is an untapped resource for sure! All those hot men in one place? Ooh...yes, only goodness would come.

And the ending where Chris and patrick have their little chat <3 I love it. It's so cute and you write these things so well. What a great month this is goingto be!

Date: 2008-02-04 09:33 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (whoreboots)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
I think I'm breaking my own brain trying to think how to get these people together *g*

But I'm so glad people seem to be enjoying.

Because yes! Bob knows what's what and has no problems letting people know.

I like the idea of Chris and Patrick chit chatting. It's just made of happiness and rainbows.

Thank you, honey.

Date: 2008-02-04 07:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] clear-my-eyes.livejournal.com
“As you can see, results are proportional to the scientific force known as squee. The more squee, the more power, and right now you’re all charged with the power of squee. We’re going to harness that squee, show you what it allows you to do.”

Maybe my favourite lines from a fic ever. Genius. If only it were true *sigh*

Date: 2008-02-04 09:31 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (Kiss -- bettina)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
It should be true. Think how much energy the world would save.

Date: 2008-02-04 07:24 pm (UTC)
hermitsoul: woman wearing a corset (Bandslash Baby Patrick: turloughishere)
From: [personal profile] hermitsoul
*giggles* Oh my. The fighting over Mikey. Chris and Patrick bonding. Lance being snarky. The power of squee! I don't even know what to say. Except now I want to know what powers they all have! *goes off to reread*

Date: 2008-02-04 09:31 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (mcr ( wertica_))
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
I like to think everyone fights over Mikey ;)

I imagine they'd have awesome yet very strange powers. Gerard could save lives through the power of his passionate wailing song! Much like now :D

Date: 2008-02-04 08:19 pm (UTC)
sperrywink: (Chris is pretty too)
From: [personal profile] sperrywink
Ahahaha!! The force is strong within us!!

So cute! I love them bonding over uniforms.

Date: 2008-02-04 09:14 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (kevin (digital_diva))
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
It is! Squee could power the world!

I can so easily see them bonding over uniforms. I imagine it would be quite the sight *g*

Date: 2008-02-04 08:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] paperdollkisses.livejournal.com
I want to harnass... something... and I'll squee about it too. *nods* LOL.

Date: 2008-02-04 09:11 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (chris purple.)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
Hee! Have fun with your harnessing! ;)

Date: 2008-02-04 09:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vaudevilles.livejournal.com
Oh cool. I want more.

Date: 2008-02-05 09:13 am (UTC)
ext_1650: (killjoys Mikey/Ray)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
I think I'd blow my mind if I tried more. Writing 14 main characters at once is something that makes me go, eeeep!

But, thank you for reading and liking :)

Date: 2008-02-04 09:49 pm (UTC)
ext_312: Desolation Row!Gerard (Default)
From: [identity profile] turloughishere.livejournal.com
This is hilarious! The Power of Squee!!!! *giggles happily* And of course Gerard's all for silly costumes. With swishy capes! And Chris and Patrick's little chat was so cute! But know I totally want to know what happens next! Will there be awesome costumes? Will there be weird superpowers? Who will win the fight over Mikeyway? Will Bob and Frank strangle Lance for being mean to Gerard? Inquiring minds need to know!!

Date: 2008-02-05 09:19 am (UTC)
ext_1650: (Gerard smile)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
The scene with Gerard and JC bonding over designing costumes makes me so happy.

There will be silly costumes! I mean, think about who's in that room. Gerard, Pete and JC together are bound to think up some weird furry outfits with swishy capes *g*

Also, Bob would hate Lance at first, because dude! No one is allowed to call Gerard names but him, and certain other people of course, all of whom are in the band. But later Bob and Lance would bond and they'd sit and be all cool and collected as the others giggle while practicing their powers.

Date: 2008-02-05 02:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] clumsygyrl.livejournal.com
i am all for this.

Date: 2008-02-05 09:20 am (UTC)
ext_1650: (Gerard smile)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
You're all insane *g*

Date: 2008-02-05 04:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] clumsygyrl.livejournal.com
but we're a peaceful lot. ;)

Date: 2008-02-05 02:57 am (UTC)
frausorge: JC Chasez and Gerard Way, both wearing band uniforms and holding microphones, JC outdoors in full sunlight and Gerard against a dark background lit by stage lights (no needles pls)
From: [personal profile] frausorge
The power of SQUEE! It moves mountains, yo. Also, JC and Gerard would so totally bond over fashion design. yis. (and I get to use my favorite icon again! tyk!) And to get to the main point, I like the interaction between Chris and Patrick a lot - I think Patrick's dry snark sometimes gets lost in Pete's drama, but Chris's brand of irony could really set Patrick's off really nicely. yay!

Date: 2008-02-05 09:22 am (UTC)
ext_1650: (mcr ( wertica_))
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
I just love the idea of JC and Gerard bonding over design. It just makes sense somehow. Their joint collaborations would be awesome indeed.

I've hardly written a word of Patrick, so I'm glad he worked for you.

Thank you so much. You're so lovely reading each day.

Date: 2008-02-05 03:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ninjetti75.livejournal.com
Okay, losing track of Bandomers, but meh. *g* Tara is who? All I can think of is some of the funnier pics Lyds & I have screamed laughter at, but that's Tyra, Banks, not Tara. Though that old scream!face Tyra icon would fit Tara watching the chaos of BoyBandomers unfolding before her pretty well, heh.

Dangit, now I want to know where this goes with the powers and all, you tease. *g*

Date: 2008-02-05 09:24 am (UTC)
ext_1650: (mikey boyband (darkxshines))
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
Tara is an OC. So you've missed nothing. Though of course I'm now thinking of Tyra as instructor, which fits amazingly well *g*

I doubt this will go anywhere, 14 people at once are beyond my ability to write. But it is a fun idea I have to admit.

Date: 2008-02-05 02:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] geneli4.livejournal.com
Patrick smiled, and Chris had too much experience with boyish wonderkids to miss the uncertainty hidden behind that smile.

*loves*

Date: 2008-02-05 08:51 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (whoreboots)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
Thank you, honey.

Date: 2008-02-06 07:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sori1773.livejournal.com
omg. I sort of completely fell in love with this at Because when I showered last night I felt light-headed, maybe that was a sign?

Because. OH GERARD. and nysnc and fob and SUPERPOWERS. *dies*

Date: 2008-02-07 09:54 am (UTC)
ext_1650: (mcr ( wertica_))
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
I have to admit, the thought of them all with superpowers is giving me glee! If it weren't for the fact that 14 characters would kill me off to write, I'd probably go for a full story.

Thank you!

Date: 2008-02-27 01:18 am (UTC)
themoononastick: refract (bob bryar owns your soul)
From: [personal profile] themoononastick
LMAO! Oh this is MADE of awesome. \o/

Date: 2008-02-27 09:35 am (UTC)
ext_1650: (pretty chris)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
YAY! Out of them all I managed to finish, this is the universe I'd love to write in again. It's so much fun!

Date: 2009-05-08 05:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sly-fuck.livejournal.com
Okay, so I just left a comment on the Chris and Pete thing...this this is seriously hilarious so I had to let you know that too. Oh my. *is trying to snicker quietly* Everyone else in my house is asleep.

Date: 2009-05-08 05:35 am (UTC)
ext_1650: (Nsync ( musiquedevie))
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
Thank you! It's fun re-reading these after so long, and now I've been reminded of how amused I was at the idea of superheroes powered by squee *g*

Date: 2009-05-08 05:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sly-fuck.livejournal.com
They would be though. And the idea of Bob being locked in a room with boybanders...oh god, my sides are hurting from the mental images this invoked. You are brilliant.

Date: 2009-05-08 06:40 am (UTC)
ext_1650: (Bob is a star (samelthecamel))
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
Bob and boybanders is a most excellent thought *g*

Talking of squee, I'm off to spend the week with a load of poslashers in a rented cottage and really need to get offline and go.

It was great meeting you :)

Date: 2009-05-08 12:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sly-fuck.livejournal.com
Have fun at Camp Sparkle! I'm totally jealous. I have maybe...two old school popslasher friends that still talk to me? so that harshes the squee a little. But I totally turned my roommate to the darkside with BSB so I'm calling it a karmatic win.

oh! and nice meeting you too! can I friend? After going through my flist I see that we've kinda managed to friend each other without asking the question (whish really, asking always makes me feel like the dork in gym class nobody wants to choose so) or we did and I don't remember asking. Which since I'm on the end of one of my insomnia kicks is entirely possible. Anywhow...hope you're having fun! Ignore my babble. No really. I do it a lot. Feel free to ignore.
Edited Date: 2009-05-08 12:53 pm (UTC)
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