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Have the rest of the meme answers. Thank you to everyone that gave me questions, you're all quite insane.

My list was.

1 -- Mikey Way
2 -- Chris Kirkpatrick
3 -- Spencer Reid
4 -- Greg Sanders
5 -- Kevin Richardson
6 -- Brennan Mulwray
7 -- Brendon Urie
8 -- Ryan Ross
9 -- Gerard Way
10 -- Pete Wentz
11 -- Frank Iero
12 -- Justin Timberlake
13 -- Robert Chase
14 -- JC Chasez
15 -- Gabe Saporta

How does Chris and Gerard meet?

Well, it went like this. Since the hiatus Chris has been partying hard, and one day he wakes up and realises he has a problem. Dry swallowing painkillers, he gets dressed, kicks the stragglers out of his house and phones his mom, saying he needs help.

Days later, after he's spent the last few night at her house, washing dishes and watching tv, she drops him off at his first meeting. He's nervous, but he knows this is the best thing to do. Pulling on his sunglasses he kisses his mom and walks inside.

Gerard's one of the first people he sees. He's sitting quietly at the back, and he smiles a welcome as Chris sits in the chair nearest the door.

After the meeting is over, it's Gerard that pours Chris coffee and they drink it in companionable silence before they both leave. Knowing who the other is, but never saying names.

The rest are behind

Could Kevin and Brendon fall in love?

Wow, that mental imagine is one that's making me blink. Kevin's used to small hyperactive people and they have singing in common. They could also go out and get trashed together, but I don't know. Lust maybe, but love not so much.

Name Brennan and Gabe's favourite sexual position.

OMG! They're both so tall and pretty and GUH!

They're both really flexible, so something complicated I think. Brennan standing, fucking Gabe who has his hands on the floor as he arcs back, head down, his legs wrapped tight around Brennan's waist.

Ryan, Chase and Greg are trapped in a lift together. Who snaps first?

No contest, Chase. It may take him a while but Greg would soon have Ryan chatting about music and clothes, they'd discuss the latest fashions and Ryan would delight in the grisly stories about Greg's work. At first Chase joins in, telling his own medical gory stories, and for a while Greg and Chase try to out-gross each other. 'I once saw an exploding eye ball, well once I saw a skinned face'.

Then the conversation changes to other stuff and Chase really isn't one for pop culture. And he doesn't care about the best place to buy sweet flip-flops or the best brand of make-up until eventually he stops rolling his eyes and starts yelling at the door, to let him out of here, now!

Mikey, Chris and Justin run away to join the circus - what jobs do they a) hope for and b) get?

Well, Mikey wanted a job as a lion tamer, he's always loved the idea of wielding a whip and facing down a savage beast. He used to role-play with Gerard but it just wasn't the same. Gerard never looked that fierce. What he ends up being is a contortionist. He wears a skin tight silver costume and spends his nights twisting his body while balanced on top of a giant ball.

Chris wanted to be a clown. He loved the idea of making people laugh, and come on, who wouldn't want a red nose? Sadly his comic talents aren't recognised and he ends up as a trapeze artist, because the circus owner fucking hates him, no matter what she says about only giving him that job to protect his knees. Still, he does look good, and hasn't let anyone drop yet.

Justin wanted to ride an elephant. He imagined everyone looking at him as they plodded around the ring, waving at the crowds as he led the parade. He ends up as a human cannonball, being shot out of a canon each night. Which sucks, because all people see is a blur as he shoots through the air. Plus, the landing net hurts!

Gabe, Chase, and Gerard - can they agree on pizza toppings?

Sort of. After many arguments they've agreed to a pizza with one half meat feast, the other vegetarian. That way everyone gets what they want and they get to tackle Gerard and tickle him when he gets caught taking slices from each side.

Does Brendon know Greg lusts after JC?

Hee! This delights me due to something I read yesterday.

Anyway! Yes, yes he does. Because when Brendon and Greg are curled together on the couch, Brendon's head against Greg's shoulder, he can feel the way Greg shifts just slightly when any of Nsync's videos are shown on the music channel they're watching, never looking away when JC's on screen. Not that it bothers Brendon, why should it when it led to them working their way through their own hundred ways?

Mikey and Greg have a baby together. What do they name him/her? Was the baby adopted, or was it mpreg? If it was mpreg, who was preggers?

Mikey and Greg are with child! That would be one long thin offspring, one with interesting hair for sure.

Okay, so. It was Greg that was pregnant, Mikey offered but fact is, it's harder to hide you're knocked up if you're in a famous band than if you're a CSI in Vegas. Greg liked being pregnant mostly, understanding that it made sense he went back in the labs and didn't work in the field. Plus, he got to run tests while fielding a thousand texts a day from Mikey, who wanted to make sure Greg was eating well and sleeping and getting enough rest. Then, at the end of his shift Greg goes back to their home, where there always seems to be packages waiting. Usually tiny baby outfits that Mikey keeps buying. ( Who knew you could buy mini skeleton romper suits? ) and also stuff from his band. Snacks and DVDs, and once a painting from Gee. This weird surreal thing based on the 3D scan of the baby. Greg's hung that on the den wall, and he looks at it and smiles when he lies on the couch, laptop on his knee, the latest MCR Youtube clips playing softly.

Duane Olaf Gerard Saunders-Way is going to be one loved child.

Spencer, Ryan, and Frank run a store together. What kind of store is it? Who is the bookkeeper, who handles customer service, and who is in charge of the window displays?

Oh my goodness. That would be a store of chaos and bad fashion sense. It would have to be a clothes store, and between Spencer and Frank's love of cardigans and Ryan's constant obsessions they sell a weird assortment of cool things. Like socks that don't match and skeleton gloves and DIY hat kits. Spencer is in charge of the books, and tends to get a little obsessed about it to be honest. Frank takes care of customer services, because even the most evil of customers has to smile when faced with his happy grin and genuine niceness. Which leads Ryan to do the window display. It's why their windows are famous, and tend to change by the day. Right now it's some kind of scene complete with rabbits having a tea party and sex dolls strung from the ceiling. Ryan says it's a metaphor, Spencer and Frank take him at his word.

JC and Justin fall in love. Is it happily ever after, or do they flame out in a spectacular screaming blowout?

The potential of the question *g* Actually, I think it would end happily ever after. Justin decides he wants to stop with the movies and go back to music totally. Using his sexual wiles, he persuades JC to do the same, and they both bring out albums. Justin's sells the most by a huge margin, but JC's gets critical acclaim and one of his songs is used in an episode of Gossip Girl, so he's happy.

Then! When they're loved up and happy, they decide, hey, wouldn't it be fun to work as a group again? And they do!

Chris, Brennan, Pete, Chase, and Brendon start a band. What kind of music do they play, and who plays what instrument?

So, what they do play is easy. Chris - guitar. Brennan - guitar. Pete - bass. Chase - piano. Brendon -- everything in the world! But, in my band Chris plays drums, Brennan, the bongos, Pete, a gong, Chase, maracas, Brendon, bin lids. They play in shopping centres, music based on tribal beats, getting into it so much that their songs tend to last for up to an hour, until they're all soaked in sweat and grinning like idiots.

Kevin and Gerard are in love and married. which one(s) of the others would be their kids?

I'm sorry, but I'm picking Mikey. In a situation as strange as Gerard Way and Kevin Richardson being happily married, I have to shove Gee's brother in as his son.

Gabe, JC, and Chase are roommates asleep in their apartment. who would be a better theif against them?

Hmmm. I think Frank. He's small and slinky and could easily climb into the room and take off with their belongings.

Ryan, Justin, Gerard, Mikey, Spencer, JC, Brendon, and Kevin had sex with each other (at different times) and now have the zombie std. who's left that you'll fight with against the zombies and who will you sacrifice to the sex fiend dead peoplez?

Can they not have sex at the same time? That would be awesome!

Okay. I'd fight with Brennan for sure. He'd blast those zombies to smitherines. But, sadly, Gabe gets sacrificed. For the simple reason I think he'd enjoy his last moments.

Spencer and Gerard are getting married. who's the 'best man', the 'maid of honor' and the 'flower girl'?

Eeeee! Obviously Mikey is best man. The universe would tilt if he wasn't. Which means Frank gets to be flower girl, and Brendon maid of honour :D

Spencer, Ryan and Justin are kidnapped by fairies [not wee disney ones, but intimidating Froudian ones]. Kevin finds a way to rescue them. How does he do it? One of the trio comes back with a 'gift' from the faerie queen, one falls in love with a fey noble, one discovers that their mother's actually a swan maiden [that is, a faerie woman who can turn into a swan]. Who has gets to deal with which complication and how do they cope?

Kevin decides direct action is best. He finds the strongest fastest steed possible, and saddles up. Galloping toward the fairy court, the steed kicks in the door, and they thunder inside. Standing in the stirrups, he leans to one side and scoops up the other three, settling them behind him. They cling on as they gallop to safety, screaming fairies at their heels.

It's Ryan that falls in love with a fey noble. He pines once he's taken home, spending time in his garden, endlessly listening for the faint music of the court. His friends try to bring him back totally, giving hugs and constant support, but Ryan remains torn between two worlds.
Spencer finds out his mom is a swan maiden. Which explains a lot, because her declining mental health must be a side effect of being trapped in this world. It makes Spencer love her even more, and he spends their time together stroking her hair and promising she'll get to return one day. Justin gets the gift, and I have no idea if it's what you mean, but I keep thinking baby. So he brings up this half fey child, loving her with all his heart despite knowing one day she'll have to go back, as she's clearly not of this world.

Greg Brendon and Pete are on a roadtrip; their rather battered rental car dies in the middle of nowhere. They have no cell reception and it's getting dark. What do they do?

Have sex!

Okay, maybe not straight away. First they decide that being outside for a while would be good, especially as Pete needs to be distracted from the lack of cell phone service. ( he's in withdrawal ) So, Brendon runs around gathering firewood, and together they build a fire at the side of the road, sitting around it and talking as they share out the snacks. Juice boxes, candy and jerky. Which only Greg will eat. When it gets too cold they all crowd into the car, Pete and Brendon snuggled in the back seat, Greg stretched out in the front. They all hope someone will drive past and rescue them the next day.

Gerard throws a themed costume party for halloween. What's the theme? What do Brennan ,Chase and Mikey wear to the party?

The theme is super heroes. Gerard wanted ghouls but decided that was a bit clichéd and really, been there, done that. Brennan turns up dressed as Batman. He's got the biggest utility belt ever and he keep flipping his cape as he strides around the room. Chase is Wolverine, and he ends up having to give himself stitches when he tries to use his sharpened claws to eat cheese. Mikey is wonder woman, and he spends the whole party hiding from people who want to stick their hands up his skirt.

Mikey, Kevin, Ryan, and Chase are superheroes and Chris, Greg, and Pete are their evil counterparts. Which powers do the good guys have and which does the bad ones have? What do their costumes look like? What are their secret identities? Who are mortal enemies? Who secretly lusts after each other? Who would win in a fight, Ryan or Pete?

By day Mikeyway is a bassist, by night he springs over rooftops, nothing but a flash of black. For Mikey is The Cat! Kevin is Emerald Orb, and he can beam lazers from his eyes, and his brows detach and destroy villains with their power of hairy awesome. Ryan is Stringbean. His whole body is elastic and he can slither into the smallest space. Chase is The Wombat. He can heal people with the power of his mind.

Ryan's in charge of the good guy costumes and he always makes an effort to make sure they co ordinate. Mikey wears a black catsuit, complete with little black pointed ears, a black mask over his eyes and a long glossy tail. Kevin wears black pants with green accents at the seams, a green tight t-shirt and a bowler hat. Ryan wears a catsuit too, but his is patterned with psychedelic swirls and has an attached hood. Chase wears green scrubs. He refuses to wear anything too tight.

On the side of bad we have Chris. He has the ability to change any liquid into beer, which admittedly isn't much use in a fight, but it makes him a popular guy at a party. He doesn't have a costume as such but tends to wear a Steelers jersey and cargo shorts. Greg is The Prof! He's pretty much an evil genius who plots to blow up the world. The other baddies are kind of afraid of him, so they tend to give him distance. He's a master of disguise, and it's impossible to get a clear description of him, apart from the fact he always has awesome hair. Pete is The Nighthawk! He can control words, making them solid as he talks. Many people have died with a line of the words, rope, around their necks. He wears hoodies and tight pants and colourful sneakers, which means he mingles easily. Until he smiles, when his teeth shine like the brightest beam.

Kevin and Chris are mortal enemies. Once Chris used to belong to the side of good, then was tempted to the dark side, and Kevin's never forgiven him. Mikey and Pete lust after each other constantly. It's all kinds of tragic, and Mikey often wakes up to see kisses scattered on his body. Each time he carefully picks them up, and then presses them into his cheek until they fade away.

Pete would win the fight. Ryan puts up a good effort, but in the end he can't compete with someone who can literally tie him with words.

If Greg, Gerard, Frank and Justin were stranded on an island, who would they eat first?

Gerard, because he'd offer. They'd put it off as long as they could, and it would be all kinds of wrong because they'd be dying and Gerard would be all earnest as he sat on the beach. Like. 'I'll just cut off an arm, it's not like I'll miss it and you'll be able to eat' and the others would be all, noooooo! And Frank horrified because he doesn't eat animals never mind Gerard and they'd cry and Frank would yell when Gerard tried to saw off his hand with a shell.

Spencer, Brennan and Gerard have been turned into vampires. Gabe has accidentally stumbled upon this fact when he found them attacking Justin. How does Gabe feel about this - does he join them and become a vampire himself or does he decide to go Buffy the Vampire Slayer on their asses?

Gabe would turn vamp in an instant. He'd offer himself to Gerard, all dramatic and take me to the dark side! So Gerard would, and when Gabe wakes he makes it his mission to turn all of his friends. He starts with Nate who falls to his knees and exposes his neck before Gabe can say a word. Which is when Gabe smirks, because being a vampire is awesome!

Is Mikey a mutant?????

Well, some people would say yes in a bad way, but the thing is. Mikey's like this uber mutant. He's all stealth and slinkiness and everyone he meets falls in love with him. Because the thing is, he wasn't really born as such, Gerard drew him into life, and Mikey's everything that Gerard imagined in someone he'd love.

Mikey, Gerard and Gabe enter a sushi eating contest. Who wins, who drops out after one bit and who barfs?

Well, as Mikey has said he can eat his body weight in the stuff he wins. Gerard drops out because he wants to watch Mikey win, Gabe barfs. Just because he wants to, because he likes grossing people out by splattering the front row of the audience.

Greg, Ryan and Chase go into a lingere shop. Who buys the leather buttless outfit, who buys the leopard leotard outfit, and who buys the pink lacy outfit to wear?

Ryan goes straight for the leopard leotard, he tries it on immediately and accessories with a tail butt plug and a set of ears. Greg goes for the leather buttless outfit. That way Nick gets good access. Which leaves Chase in the pink lace. Which is fine, because he's a pretty princess.

Write a drabble where Chris and JC are playing on a slide.

Oh, what a perfect ending!

"Me scared," JC says. He's clutching his favourite teddy and his eyes are huge as he looks down at the floor.

"I catch you." Chris kneels at the bottom and stretches out his arms. "Let go, you cissy."

"I'm not a cissy." Face crumpling, JC inches slowly forward, one tear sliding down his face as he gingerly sits.

Sighing, Chris pushes himself up and runs to the steps. He climbs up, one two three, and stands behind JC. "I'll slide with you."

JC sniffs and wipes his face, smiles and says, "Okay."

Together they slide, laughing wildly all the way.

You didn't say it had to be set now! ;)