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[turps]

Sparkly ladies.

I found a stuffed bat and a big bottle of body lotion in my bathroom, anyone want to claim?

Checking the DVR last night I found it was down to 2% memory, which, ouch. So we cleared a few shows, including watching the new ep of Robin Hood. All I can say is, hello, Guy! Feel free to look like that at all times!

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[pensnest]

Perhaps the stuffed bat and the body lotion... just randomly arrived?

Hee.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

They would be totally random things to just arrive.

I keep laughing thinking of it as a prompt, a stuffed bat, body lotion, bathroom. What happens? Go!

[trumpeterofdoom.livejournal.com]

With threemanbus!

[turps33.livejournal.com]

YES! Fantastic addition!

[trumpeterofdoom.livejournal.com]

Or, dare I say, Letterboys? You know JC would be all over that lotion. ;)

[turps33.livejournal.com]

It's a big bottle, too. Enough they can both get slippery *g*

[randomling]

Hey, I like my Trickyfish version. But someone should write the threemanbus, too!

[randomling]

"Dude, what the hell is this?"

The hotel bathroom was tiny. Yellow-polka-dot-bikini small. Chris was holding the - thing - out of the water, gingerly so it didn't get wet.

"What the hell is what?" Lance said from the other side of the door.

"This," Chris said, waving it. It was small and grey and made of plush and it had wings and maybe the little felt white things on the front were... teeth? And there were ears. Chris shook it experimentally and the ears waggled.

Even over the sound of his own feet splashing in the bathwater, Chris could hear Lance's sigh. "I don't know, I can't see it."

"So come in here."

Another sigh, and then Lance's pale face, framed with white-blonde hair, peeped around the door.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

SO MUCH WIN!

Go and check up close, Lance!

You? Made of awesome. No lie.

[randomling]

♥ Thank you, darling!

[randomling]

"I don't know what it is," Lance said, and made a move to retreat.

"At least look at it," Chris said plaintively.

"Fine." Lance's face was joined by his shoulders and the top of his chest - disappointingly, fully clothed. "It's - I dunno, lemme see."

Lance crossed the bathroom and took the toy out of Chris's hands, examined it for a second. "A bat?"

"A bat made by someone who never saw a bat," Chris said.

"Well, whatever. Can I go now?"

"Sure." As Lance turned, Chris casually flicked his foot up. Water splashed down the back of Lance's pants, and Lance turned.

"Oh, that is it, Kirkpatrick."

It took twelve seconds after that for both Lance and the bat to be soaking wet. Another ten minutes, and the bat was drowned in body lotion, looking mournful on the side of the bath, and Lance's dripping clothes were strewn across the bathroom floor.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

I HAVE YET MORE GLEE!

Chris is smart indeed.

But what I want to know is, where is that lubed bat going?

[turloughishere.livejournal.com]

Wheeeee!!! So awesome!! \o/\o/\o/

[rikes]

HEE. Oh Trickyfish, how I love you.

[ephemera.livejournal.com]

The bat is mine! I realised this morning that I didn't have him, and was sad (He's not only soft and adorable, he was also a Really Random Present from Sc.)

Could he go to Camp Sparkle with you, and then come home to me via one of the people coming from Camp Sparkle to my house? I'd rather trust SparklePost than Roayal Mail ;p

[turps33.livejournal.com]

I had a feeling he may have been yours. It was such a random but also lovely thing to go upstairs and see him sitting on the cistern.

Sparkle post it is! I'll give him to Lucy, that is as long as you're sure you can live without him for a month.

[ephemera.livejournal.com]

you know that pop-culture theory that people forget things because they don't want to leave and want to have a reason to come back? TOTALLY TRUE!

(A month is fine - lost forever in the mail would make me sad.)

[turps33.livejournal.com]

You know, if you wanted to hop on a train and come get him I'll have the kettle on. I think there's tea bags left *g*

Okay, I'll look after him for you and then we'll travel together.

[rikes]

Hey, um. How have you categorized posts where there's both pics and media? Like these:

http://turps33.livejournal.com/906690.html
http://community.livejournal.com/brian_weekly/23632.html

It's entirely possible that I'm making this more difficult than it has to be, but that's how I work. :D

[turps33.livejournal.com]

I used to double the listing up and add to both categories. I know it's a little bit extra work but at least that way it was covered for sure.

I'm looking forward to your first post :)

[rikes]

Yeah, that makes sense. It's just one of those things that you don't pay much attention to when it works.

And I just posted! Meep.