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OF COURSE!! Jon the espresso machine, how did I not see that??

But then wouldn't Ryan be terribly jealous of the fork-sticking? Probably it would be quite innocent on Mikey's part, due to his partial memory reboot, and Ryan would have to drag him away and explain why you CANNOT stick forks into Brendon, remember about privacy and safety, Mikey? We talked about it when you tried to take spaceheater!Patrick into the shower with you last week!

(I have no idea why my above comment got a random crying!kink icon o.O)