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themoononastick's birthday today.
I started to think that I should write you a story with
And see, what would happen is one day Jon gets a phone calls from Ryan, where Ryan's all 'Hi, Jon, hi!
And Jon would be suitable suspicious, because Ryan sounds very chirpy, and the last time he heard Ryan so excited was when he was explaining how awesome it was to ride a mechanical bull, and how he totally looked like a cowboy,
And Jon's prefers not to lie, okay!?
Then Ryan would tell Jon that he's been exploring his options lately, and while being a cowboy was amazing, he doesn't really have the ass for riding long distances, so Ryan's decided to train as a hockey referee!
Jon would laugh for a long time, and then put down the phone, because really. Ryan on skates. Like that won't be a disaster.
But then, weeks later Jon gets another call and Ryan's all. I officiated at my first game! It was awesome! I only fell down five times and people threw money at me for doing such a great job \o/
Which is confusing! Because it takes time to become a referee, not weeks, and Jon's wondering if Ryan's had some kind of mental break when Ryan says, "I'm sending you a link, check it out' So Jon does, and it's like, some weird kind of porn and Jon's all 'omg, I hate you!'
Then Ryan would be all 'what, what did I do? *clicks link* Oh. Sorry, that was supposed to be private. Try this one instead.
And Jon tilts his head at the porn, because is that Ryan and yeah, yeah it is. So Jon uses his download add on and saves the clip before checking out the new one, which is Ryan skating and actually taking charge of a hockey game. Which okay, it's one in the UK so it's not like it's one of the major teams but still. Ryan. A hockey referee.
And Jon would be like, that's fantastic Ryan. I'm glad it's working out for you.
But then! A week later he gets another call and this time Ryan sounds all sad, and Jon's all. D:
And Ryan would explain that he was coming out of the rink and got set upon by a group of hockey fans who said he was a disgrace, and they threw him in the pile of snow from the Zamboni and Ryan slipped and fell and broke both legs and lay there all night and ended up with hypothermia! Sadly there is no vomiting blood or unexpected mpreg in this story, maybe next time.
And Jon would be all, 'do you want me to come over there? I can be there in less than a day.'
But Ryan's a brave soldier and tells Jon to stay put and he'll see him soon.
So, it's been a few weeks and Jon's been stalking you tube, buzznet and twitter for mentions of Ryan. Who seems to have disappeared into thin air. Which is worrying, because what if he died! Or is now part of the ice in a rink somewhere! Or has embarked on an affair with some hockey player who persuades him to play, which would lead to disaster! Jon is about out of him mind, when finally Ryan calls and says, "I've been reinventing myself Jon Walker!"
And Jon is all, omg, just tell me quickly before I have to eat my actual fingers instead of my nails. And Ryan says, 'remember how I used to like My Chem?' And Jon would be steeling himself for some insane idea where Ryan's decided that My Chem needs a full time tambourine player who rocks shiny shoes and suits. And then Ryan goes on and says, "I've decided to be Mikey Way's bit on the side!'
Jon's left with his mouth open but no actual words. Because Mikey Way. Bit on the side. The hell!? Eventually he would say, but isn't he married?
And Ryan would go, to Alicia, yeah. But she's good with it.
Which is when Jon would say, I think something's burning, and he would put down the phone and just stare into space because the fuck? Ryan's apparently arranged to be Mikey Way's bit on the side, and got his wife's blessing to do so. Jon snatches back the phone and would say. It was Pete wasn't it?
And Ryan would laugh and be all, well Pete gave me hints and set me up with Alicia's number, and he gave me some practical tips. Like, did you know Mikey likes his neck touched.
And Jon would be all >:( Why are you even telling me this? Go off and have your big gay threesome, I don't need details >:(
And Ryan's voice would get all soft and sad as he said 'technically if Alicia's involved it's not completely gay, but okay' and he hangs up
Then doesn't call back for ages! Jon starts stalking all the My Chem comms looking for pictures of Ryan.
And he misses him! So much. Until then one day he gets a text that says, fucking man up already. And he texts back and goes, who is this? And instantly the reply is. Mikey Way, and Jon throws his phone across the room.
And then he goes off with his cats and grows a awesome beard and wears lots of ugly sweaters and doesn't shower for days, until one day there's a knock at the door, and Jon ignores it, because he can't be bothered to get out of bed. And then there's the sound of glass breaking and someone coming in and Jon's still lying there, all, oh well. I'm about to die!
And it turns out to be Ryan and Mikey! And Mikey goes, we broke your window, and Ryan nods and says, and the door, and Jon says. You know the door was actually open.
Then there's a involved talk that goes something like. Jon Walker, I think you're a sex god and me and Mikey want to sex you up.
And then they have sex!
The end.
So yeah, that's the story I would have told. But you more than anyone know why I haven't had the time to do so. But just know, the epic Mikey/Ryan/Jon story of doom that's in my head is all yours one day. You're welcome! ♥
themoononastick's birthday today.I started to think that I should write you a story with
And see, what would happen is one day Jon gets a phone calls from Ryan, where Ryan's all 'Hi, Jon, hi!
And Jon would be suitable suspicious, because Ryan sounds very chirpy, and the last time he heard Ryan so excited was when he was explaining how awesome it was to ride a mechanical bull, and how he totally looked like a cowboy,
And Jon's prefers not to lie, okay!?
Then Ryan would tell Jon that he's been exploring his options lately, and while being a cowboy was amazing, he doesn't really have the ass for riding long distances, so Ryan's decided to train as a hockey referee!
Jon would laugh for a long time, and then put down the phone, because really. Ryan on skates. Like that won't be a disaster.
But then, weeks later Jon gets another call and Ryan's all. I officiated at my first game! It was awesome! I only fell down five times and people threw money at me for doing such a great job \o/
Which is confusing! Because it takes time to become a referee, not weeks, and Jon's wondering if Ryan's had some kind of mental break when Ryan says, "I'm sending you a link, check it out' So Jon does, and it's like, some weird kind of porn and Jon's all 'omg, I hate you!'
Then Ryan would be all 'what, what did I do? *clicks link* Oh. Sorry, that was supposed to be private. Try this one instead.
And Jon tilts his head at the porn, because is that Ryan and yeah, yeah it is. So Jon uses his download add on and saves the clip before checking out the new one, which is Ryan skating and actually taking charge of a hockey game. Which okay, it's one in the UK so it's not like it's one of the major teams but still. Ryan. A hockey referee.
And Jon would be like, that's fantastic Ryan. I'm glad it's working out for you.
But then! A week later he gets another call and this time Ryan sounds all sad, and Jon's all. D:
And Ryan would explain that he was coming out of the rink and got set upon by a group of hockey fans who said he was a disgrace, and they threw him in the pile of snow from the Zamboni and Ryan slipped and fell and broke both legs and lay there all night and ended up with hypothermia! Sadly there is no vomiting blood or unexpected mpreg in this story, maybe next time.
And Jon would be all, 'do you want me to come over there? I can be there in less than a day.'
But Ryan's a brave soldier and tells Jon to stay put and he'll see him soon.
So, it's been a few weeks and Jon's been stalking you tube, buzznet and twitter for mentions of Ryan. Who seems to have disappeared into thin air. Which is worrying, because what if he died! Or is now part of the ice in a rink somewhere! Or has embarked on an affair with some hockey player who persuades him to play, which would lead to disaster! Jon is about out of him mind, when finally Ryan calls and says, "I've been reinventing myself Jon Walker!"
And Jon is all, omg, just tell me quickly before I have to eat my actual fingers instead of my nails. And Ryan says, 'remember how I used to like My Chem?' And Jon would be steeling himself for some insane idea where Ryan's decided that My Chem needs a full time tambourine player who rocks shiny shoes and suits. And then Ryan goes on and says, "I've decided to be Mikey Way's bit on the side!'
Jon's left with his mouth open but no actual words. Because Mikey Way. Bit on the side. The hell!? Eventually he would say, but isn't he married?
And Ryan would go, to Alicia, yeah. But she's good with it.
Which is when Jon would say, I think something's burning, and he would put down the phone and just stare into space because the fuck? Ryan's apparently arranged to be Mikey Way's bit on the side, and got his wife's blessing to do so. Jon snatches back the phone and would say. It was Pete wasn't it?
And Ryan would laugh and be all, well Pete gave me hints and set me up with Alicia's number, and he gave me some practical tips. Like, did you know Mikey likes his neck touched.
And Jon would be all >:( Why are you even telling me this? Go off and have your big gay threesome, I don't need details >:(
And Ryan's voice would get all soft and sad as he said 'technically if Alicia's involved it's not completely gay, but okay' and he hangs up
Then doesn't call back for ages! Jon starts stalking all the My Chem comms looking for pictures of Ryan.
And he misses him! So much. Until then one day he gets a text that says, fucking man up already. And he texts back and goes, who is this? And instantly the reply is. Mikey Way, and Jon throws his phone across the room.
And then he goes off with his cats and grows a awesome beard and wears lots of ugly sweaters and doesn't shower for days, until one day there's a knock at the door, and Jon ignores it, because he can't be bothered to get out of bed. And then there's the sound of glass breaking and someone coming in and Jon's still lying there, all, oh well. I'm about to die!
And it turns out to be Ryan and Mikey! And Mikey goes, we broke your window, and Ryan nods and says, and the door, and Jon says. You know the door was actually open.
Then there's a involved talk that goes something like. Jon Walker, I think you're a sex god and me and Mikey want to sex you up.
And then they have sex!
The end.
So yeah, that's the story I would have told. But you more than anyone know why I haven't had the time to do so. But just know, the epic Mikey/Ryan/Jon story of doom that's in my head is all yours one day. You're welcome! ♥
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Date: 2011-04-25 02:50 pm (UTC)waaaah! Oh man. :-) So awesome!
Ha Jon, 'fucking man up already'....
Happy Easter!!! :-)
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Date: 2011-04-25 05:09 pm (UTC)Happy Easter to you too. I hope lots of chocolate has been eaten.
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Date: 2011-04-25 03:01 pm (UTC)Why so awesome? :P Also, I applaud your choice of pics :D
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Date: 2011-04-25 05:06 pm (UTC)I feel Ryan/Jon/Mikey is a threesome that deserves an epic tale, one that involves love, angst and broken legs.
If only Ryan would have worn a ref uniform at some point.
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Date: 2011-04-25 03:34 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-04-25 05:00 pm (UTC)Who knows, Ryan could have been at your show!
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Date: 2011-04-25 05:01 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-04-25 05:11 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-04-25 09:05 pm (UTC)Thank you, bb! You give the best birthday gifts ♥ ♥ ♥
p.s. and thank you for the card too!
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Date: 2011-05-01 11:58 am (UTC)Also, of course Jon needed to grow a beard. We all know how important they are to JWalk *nods*
♥
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Date: 2011-04-26 12:22 am (UTC)I think the best part are the helpful arrows, pointing Ryan out in the audience. Or the ridic h/c during Rayn's short-lived ref career.
Jeenyus!
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Date: 2011-05-01 11:50 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-04-26 03:49 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-05-01 11:34 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-04-26 05:01 am (UTC)I laughed so hard I CRIED. And almost vomited. I'm just saying.
Hi. ILU more than life.
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Date: 2011-05-01 11:32 am (UTC)And ILU 2 ♥
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Date: 2011-05-03 05:42 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-04-26 05:03 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-05-01 11:31 am (UTC)Thank you :D
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Date: 2011-04-26 05:49 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-05-01 11:26 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-04-28 09:12 pm (UTC)this is perfection (even without the vomiting and impreg ;))
and awesome pics, i have a serious deficit of jon pics....
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Date: 2011-05-01 11:25 am (UTC)I like Jon a lot :D
Thank you.