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bubbleforest linked to the automatic drabble1 creator.
I've just spent an hour or so playing with it. It's helping with my utter trauma that the lava lamp story is being discussed in bandom
1 Pet peeve, the things it creates are not drabbles. Drabbles are exactly 100 words long. Why is that so hard to understand?!
The Happy Terror Of The Snow
It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, mikey and frank went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and mikey hit frank in his arm with a big gleeful iceball. It hurt a lot, but mikey kissed it sadly and then it was all better.
Then they decided to make a snow man.
"We'll make a really beautiful snow man!" mikey said.
"Why don't we make a snow woman instead?" frank said. "That would be more saintly and politically correct."
"I know," mikey said. "We can make a snow dog. That way, we don't have to worry about gender politics."
So they rolled the snow up manfully and made a woeful snow dog. mikey put on a hat for the leg. The dog was almost as big as frank.
"It looks squeeful," mikey said mournfully. "But it seems like it's missing something."
"Here," frank said and held up an angry spoon. "I found this in the sea." He put the spoon onto the dog's head.
It was perfect. For about a minute. Then the dog, even though it was just made of snow, started to move and growl like a frolicking golden unicorn.
frank screamed angrily and ran but the snow dog chased him until he tripped over a tree root. Then the snow dog screamed him happily.
"Nobody does that to my little Mournful Boots," mikey screamed. He grabbed an icicle and stabbed the snow dog through the nose. It fell down and mikey kicked it apart until it was just a bunch of snow again.
"You saved me!" frank said and they shared an embrace in the snow before going in for hot chocolate.
The spoon lay in the yard until a radient child picked it up and took it home.
Snow dogs coming to life, just another day in the life of Mikey and Frank. This is a sweet little ficlet of insanity.
To Happily Jump
frank and mikey were celebrating a happy Valentine's Day together. frank had cooked a squeeful dinner and they ate in the sea by candlelight.
"My darling," mikey said, stroking frank's arm, "I have something for you." He gave a box to frank. "It is but a radient token of my mournful love."
frank opened the box. Inside was a saintly hat! He gazed at it sadly. Then he gazed at mikey sadly. "It's angry," frank said. "Come here and let me jump you."
Just then, a woeful crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like a frolicking golden unicorn. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in a beautiful voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.
mikey read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my brother."
They stared at each other angrily as the crone cackled some more. frank's nose began to tremble. Then mikey shrugged, pulled out a spoon, and hit the crone on her leg. She fell over dead.
"Problem solved!" frank said and kissed mikey manfully. "This is a gleeful Valentine's Day!"
They mournfully burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.
And then they screamed each other all night long.
This one made me laugh a lot. Of course Mikey shrugged, incest is nothing unusual to him. All he's thinking is, threesome!
At this point I changed my answers to see if it would make the results make more sense.
Lush Lang Syne
Frank sipped badly at his drink and stood lush behind a coffee. He wasn't sure why he had come to this New Year's Eve party in the first place. He was no good at parties anyhow. They always made him feel sloppy and he ended up like he was now, hiding and hoping nobody noticed how domineering his leg got when he was nervous.
Well, truth be told, Frank knew very well why he was at the party: to see Mikey.
Ah, Mikey. Just the thought of him, the chance of a glimpse of his luxuriant ear made Frank's heart beat like a sparkly silver unicorn.
But tonight everyone was masked. Frank peered weakly through the crowd, trying to guess which guest was Mikey. There, he thought, the man over by the boots, the dysfunctional one with the dog mask. It had to be Mikey. No one else could look so elfin, even in a dog mask.
He began to walk Frank's way and Frank started to panic. What if he actually talked to Frank?
Mikey came right up to Frank and Frank thought that he was going to faint.
"Hello," Mikey said frantically. "What are you doing over here all alone?"
"Oh, just looking at the hat," Frank said and immediately wanted to die because that sounded so delightful.
Just then, a wooden voice began to count down. "Ten ... nine ... eight ... seven ..."
Frank's heart leapt. If they were together at midnight, that meant that Mikey might ...
"Happy New Year!"
Mikey swept Frank into his arms, bent him on the bus, and kissed Frank crossly, slipping him the tongue and groping his mouth.
Frank could hardly believe it. How wonderful! And now that it was after midnight, it was time to take their masks off. He reached out obnoxiously and pulled Mikey's mask off his face. It was Mikey! "I knew it was you," Frank said and took his own mask off.
"And it's ... you," Mikey said. "You know, I'm just going to go get some punch."
Frank watched him go. He would be right back, Frank was sure. Just as soon as he had his punch.
And then they would fall in love.
I guess the answer is, sort of. Dog masks, Mikey slipping Frank the tongue. I approve! Though I fear Mikey doesn't return, and that would be tragic!
I forgot to mention, I know I've a lot of Frank/Mikey fans on my flist andlovelypoet posted a very awesome flashfic story about them right here
ETA: Following on from a comment conversation withsaxihighlandck Why is there not a MCR Top Gear cross? I want Bob and Jeremy to sit bitching about other drivers, Mikey and Stig to have a silent stare off. Frank and Richard to compare being small and James and Ray to geek out together. Gerard can, I don't know. Work the audience.
bubbleforest linked to the automatic drabble1 creator.I've just spent an hour or so playing with it. It's helping with my utter trauma that the lava lamp story is being discussed in bandom
1 Pet peeve, the things it creates are not drabbles. Drabbles are exactly 100 words long. Why is that so hard to understand?!
The Happy Terror Of The Snow
It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, mikey and frank went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and mikey hit frank in his arm with a big gleeful iceball. It hurt a lot, but mikey kissed it sadly and then it was all better.
Then they decided to make a snow man.
"We'll make a really beautiful snow man!" mikey said.
"Why don't we make a snow woman instead?" frank said. "That would be more saintly and politically correct."
"I know," mikey said. "We can make a snow dog. That way, we don't have to worry about gender politics."
So they rolled the snow up manfully and made a woeful snow dog. mikey put on a hat for the leg. The dog was almost as big as frank.
"It looks squeeful," mikey said mournfully. "But it seems like it's missing something."
"Here," frank said and held up an angry spoon. "I found this in the sea." He put the spoon onto the dog's head.
It was perfect. For about a minute. Then the dog, even though it was just made of snow, started to move and growl like a frolicking golden unicorn.
frank screamed angrily and ran but the snow dog chased him until he tripped over a tree root. Then the snow dog screamed him happily.
"Nobody does that to my little Mournful Boots," mikey screamed. He grabbed an icicle and stabbed the snow dog through the nose. It fell down and mikey kicked it apart until it was just a bunch of snow again.
"You saved me!" frank said and they shared an embrace in the snow before going in for hot chocolate.
The spoon lay in the yard until a radient child picked it up and took it home.
Snow dogs coming to life, just another day in the life of Mikey and Frank. This is a sweet little ficlet of insanity.
To Happily Jump
frank and mikey were celebrating a happy Valentine's Day together. frank had cooked a squeeful dinner and they ate in the sea by candlelight.
"My darling," mikey said, stroking frank's arm, "I have something for you." He gave a box to frank. "It is but a radient token of my mournful love."
frank opened the box. Inside was a saintly hat! He gazed at it sadly. Then he gazed at mikey sadly. "It's angry," frank said. "Come here and let me jump you."
Just then, a woeful crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like a frolicking golden unicorn. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in a beautiful voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.
mikey read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my brother."
They stared at each other angrily as the crone cackled some more. frank's nose began to tremble. Then mikey shrugged, pulled out a spoon, and hit the crone on her leg. She fell over dead.
"Problem solved!" frank said and kissed mikey manfully. "This is a gleeful Valentine's Day!"
They mournfully burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.
And then they screamed each other all night long.
This one made me laugh a lot. Of course Mikey shrugged, incest is nothing unusual to him. All he's thinking is, threesome!
At this point I changed my answers to see if it would make the results make more sense.
Lush Lang Syne
Frank sipped badly at his drink and stood lush behind a coffee. He wasn't sure why he had come to this New Year's Eve party in the first place. He was no good at parties anyhow. They always made him feel sloppy and he ended up like he was now, hiding and hoping nobody noticed how domineering his leg got when he was nervous.
Well, truth be told, Frank knew very well why he was at the party: to see Mikey.
Ah, Mikey. Just the thought of him, the chance of a glimpse of his luxuriant ear made Frank's heart beat like a sparkly silver unicorn.
But tonight everyone was masked. Frank peered weakly through the crowd, trying to guess which guest was Mikey. There, he thought, the man over by the boots, the dysfunctional one with the dog mask. It had to be Mikey. No one else could look so elfin, even in a dog mask.
He began to walk Frank's way and Frank started to panic. What if he actually talked to Frank?
Mikey came right up to Frank and Frank thought that he was going to faint.
"Hello," Mikey said frantically. "What are you doing over here all alone?"
"Oh, just looking at the hat," Frank said and immediately wanted to die because that sounded so delightful.
Just then, a wooden voice began to count down. "Ten ... nine ... eight ... seven ..."
Frank's heart leapt. If they were together at midnight, that meant that Mikey might ...
"Happy New Year!"
Mikey swept Frank into his arms, bent him on the bus, and kissed Frank crossly, slipping him the tongue and groping his mouth.
Frank could hardly believe it. How wonderful! And now that it was after midnight, it was time to take their masks off. He reached out obnoxiously and pulled Mikey's mask off his face. It was Mikey! "I knew it was you," Frank said and took his own mask off.
"And it's ... you," Mikey said. "You know, I'm just going to go get some punch."
Frank watched him go. He would be right back, Frank was sure. Just as soon as he had his punch.
And then they would fall in love.
I guess the answer is, sort of. Dog masks, Mikey slipping Frank the tongue. I approve! Though I fear Mikey doesn't return, and that would be tragic!
I forgot to mention, I know I've a lot of Frank/Mikey fans on my flist and
lovelypoet posted a very awesome flashfic story about them right hereETA: Following on from a comment conversation with
saxihighlandck Why is there not a MCR Top Gear cross? I want Bob and Jeremy to sit bitching about other drivers, Mikey and Stig to have a silent stare off. Frank and Richard to compare being small and James and Ray to geek out together. Gerard can, I don't know. Work the audience.
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Date: 2009-07-24 12:39 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-07-24 12:43 pm (UTC)Frank is going to be broken-hearted!
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Date: 2009-07-24 01:05 pm (UTC)Gerard would go onto a long tangent about trans-am's and be thrown into a discussion/debate with Jeremy about things he would say about the 'rockstar lifestyle'.
Ray and James, geeking out so much!
Bob ranting about drivers.
Frank and Richard talking about being tiny, though, Richard is still taller then frank I think.
Mikey and Stiggy!!!! Mikey would translate for him.
.... Why do these things always come to me!
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Date: 2009-07-24 01:18 pm (UTC)LONG LIVE THE LAMP!!!!
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Date: 2009-07-24 01:19 pm (UTC)Lol Poor sis. Even drabble creator conspire against you!
Why is there not a MCR Top Gear cross?
So many awesome AUs!
It's helping with my utter trauma that the lava lamp story is being discussed in bandom
What happened to the whole 'what happens in popslash, stays in popslash?'
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Date: 2009-07-24 01:31 pm (UTC)They are, and it's wrong! The definition says 100 words exactly. People are being wrong on the internet!
So many awesome AUs!
YES! It would be awesome. I keep thinking of Mikey and Stig staring at one another and cracking up.
It should!
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Date: 2009-07-24 01:32 pm (UTC)It has, complete with a link to my lava lamp story in pictures post.
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Date: 2009-07-24 01:35 pm (UTC)The others match so well. Mikey and Stig are making me grin like crazy.
You started it all with your icon!
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Date: 2009-07-24 02:01 pm (UTC)WHO OUTED LAMP?!
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Date: 2009-07-24 02:01 pm (UTC)Mikey would just stare at Stig. :| :/ :\ Stig would tilt his head(helment). Mikey would smirk and victory arm. Everyone would be confused. Mikey would be smug and Stig would pout.
Yeah yeah I do it to myself.
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Date: 2009-07-24 04:14 pm (UTC)THOSE AREN'T DRABBLES!!!! WHY ARE PEOPLE SO PERVERSE AND WRONG??!!!! KILL THEM ALL!! Umh... I might feel a bit strongly about this...
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Date: 2009-07-24 04:34 pm (UTC)OMG! I KNOW! DRABBLES ARE 100 WORDS! WHY DO PEOPLE NOT GET THIS!? WHY MUST THEY MAKE US SO ANGRY!?
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Date: 2009-07-24 04:36 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-07-24 04:37 pm (UTC)That is one of the best things I have ever read!
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Date: 2009-07-24 05:05 pm (UTC)That will go on my LJ. :D
you are an evil temptress...Also. Missed the LAMP bit.
LAMP SHOULD NOT BE MENTIONED IN BANDOM. THERE SHOULD BE NO LAMP IN BANDOM. I FEEL USED NOW.
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Date: 2009-07-24 05:13 pm (UTC)DUDE! I KNOW! HE BELONGS TO POPSLASH!
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Date: 2009-07-24 05:19 pm (UTC)(Wee MCR/Top Gear convos in my *head*. I remember the Top Gear of the Pops...
Bob: *rant rave about drivers*
Jeremy: I guess I should do a real interview... What do you play again? *has done 5 seconds of research*
Bob:... Drums.
Jeremy: ... So do I.
Bob: *eyebrow*
Gerard: Music as a hobby is always a good thing.
Jeremy: Hammond plays Bass. And May is a piano player.
Gerard: \o/ *ramble about music*
Bob: *groans* I wanted to talk about Cars...)
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LAMP BELONGS TO CHRIS!! (or... some cases Howie.)
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Date: 2009-07-24 05:36 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-07-25 07:49 pm (UTC)The snow dog one is kind of hilarious though. And Frank's nose trembling.
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Date: 2009-07-25 08:24 pm (UTC)The snow dog made me laugh a lot, and helped distract from the tragedy of the last!
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Date: 2009-07-25 10:18 pm (UTC)HAHAHA BRB. DYING FROM THE SHEER AMOUNT OF RIDICULOUS!
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Date: 2009-07-26 09:18 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-08-01 02:43 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-08-01 04:48 pm (UTC)