turps

Well, being as it's you I may open a packet.

Make sure the thing you forget will be something most places will have run out of, so he'll have to visit lots of different shops so that even with just one item he'll get the full fun Christmas shopping experience!

Hmmm, good point. I'll make sure to add seafood sauce. I still have flashbacks to a few Christmases ago to when we couldn't find it anywhere. What made it especially sucky is I don't even like the damn stuff.

Pecker has had his belly taken out and nuked many times. He's perfect for warm snuggle times ♥