turps

I would be so let down if I got a comment like that. When I post a story I'm exactly like you describe. Refresh. Refresh. Refresh. If I saw something coming through and all it said was 'First!' I'd be gutted.

It makes no sense! I don't care if you're first, it doesn't mean anything and it's stupid. The only time I like to see a first comment is in really high traffic posts and someone goes FIRST! and they're halfway down the page. At which point I laugh.

I'll send you James. He's turned into a Christmas organisational demon. It's all very strange.

I hope so too. Stupid things.