turps: (Eeh Bdon (ashly_2x1))
[personal profile] turps
The BFF unexpectedly came to visit last night. We were chatting and then this happened.

BFF: I was talking to A the other day and she asked me if I knew about Terri.
Me: ??? What about me?
BFF: That's what I was thinking, what about her? And she says, about her job.
Me: ????
BFF: She said that you'd got a job writing gay porn books.
Me: !!??? The hell?
BFF: She'd heard from Morgan ( my sister's girlfriend) that you were making a living writing gay porn, and then she asked me how you even knew about gay porn because wasn't that the male stuff? I was mortified, standing in the middle of the street and she's asking how you know about gay sex.
Me: Seriously? People think I have a job writing gay porn books?
BFF: I told her I knew you wrote that stuff but I thought it was for fun, not a job.
Me: I'm going to kill my sister!

This is all Kayleigh's fault. She constantly writes on Facebook that I write gay porn about boybands, which isn't even true! Still, as rumours go it isn't that bad and does amuse me.

Then we played Wii until my arms were about to drop off. So much so when I woke up this morning and picked up my coffee my muscles protested like crazy. Damn canoeing game.

Before I go, I read two very awesome wingfics yesterday. Hallelujah (Lock and Load) Mikey/Ray by [livejournal.com profile] fictionalaspect and It happened once, and so it will be forever Bob/Mikey by [livejournal.com profile] maryangel200 I enjoyed them both a lot.

Date: 2010-02-16 09:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] castalie.livejournal.com
Seriously? People think I have a job writing gay porn books?

Omg, this is the best thing I heard today! Admittedly, it's not even 11.00 AM but I think it'll stay #1 anyway!

Date: 2010-02-16 09:54 am (UTC)
ext_1650: (Planet awesome (iamsupernova))
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
I know!

I was caught between wanting to laugh like crazy and just boggle.

Date: 2010-02-16 09:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dancinbutterfly.livejournal.com
*goggles* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. *giggles* Its extra funny cause idk, when i think porn you're not even in the first 5 bandom names to come to mind. Seriously *giggles* thanks for this.

Date: 2010-02-16 09:56 am (UTC)
ext_1650: (Gerard smile)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
Exactly!

Out of everything I've written porn makes up maybe a few percent. Obviously I need to up my game *g*

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Date: 2010-02-16 10:08 am (UTC)
ext_11414: (Default)
From: [identity profile] maryangel200.livejournal.com
Hahaha OMG. I wish I had a job writing gay porn books. :D

Wow.


Thanks for the rec. ♥
Edited Date: 2010-02-16 10:09 am (UTC)

Date: 2010-02-16 10:34 am (UTC)
ext_1650: (Gerard smile)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
You and me both. Not that I'd be any good at it *g*

You're welcome :D

Date: 2010-02-16 10:23 am (UTC)
ext_979: (kate - laugh (halowrites))
From: [identity profile] saba1789.livejournal.com
That is some awesome rumor ZOMG! *lols forever*

Date: 2010-02-16 10:33 am (UTC)
ext_1650: (Mikeyway2 (eloquentice))
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
Isn't it just?

I need to think of a title for my book. I feel 'The Lusty Slave' could be a good choice.

Date: 2010-02-16 10:25 am (UTC)
pensnest: Four Nsync tenors, grabbing package, caption Crotch!  One bass, delicate, caption Naughty Bits. (Nsync crotch!)
From: [personal profile] pensnest
But it would be a cool job to have, no?

Date: 2010-02-16 10:32 am (UTC)
ext_1650: (Bob blue)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
It would be an awesome job. Sadly not one I'm qualified for. Still, I have no problem them thinking that *g*

Date: 2010-02-16 10:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] paperdollkisses.livejournal.com
That's it, Nana's gonna stop giving you money for knickers now that you're making money writing about people taking them off. :D

Date: 2010-02-16 10:40 am (UTC)
ext_1650: (Woe (eyesthatslay))
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
I tell you. You get successful and your knicker money is cut off. It's a very sad thing.

Date: 2010-02-16 11:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ihearthings-ii.livejournal.com
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG

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Date: 2010-02-16 11:53 am (UTC)
nopseud: (jc notebook -- pensnest)
From: [personal profile] nopseud
Ahahahaaaaaaaa! That's awesome.

Dude, you should write just one original slash story and sell it to somewhere like Torquere, and then it would all be true!

Date: 2010-02-17 09:22 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (Lance ( pensnest))
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
If someone actually asks me outright I'll be lost for words, and that laugh like crazy after.

Hee. That would be cool, I'd have to give Kay a copy and get her to publicise.

Date: 2010-02-16 12:00 pm (UTC)
sperrywink: (Default)
From: [personal profile] sperrywink
Ahahahahaha! Your sister is a trip.

Date: 2010-02-17 09:20 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (Eeh Bdon (ashly_2x1))
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
She's nuts. I came back today and she'd left me a Christmas card for my birthday.

Date: 2010-02-16 12:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_bettina_/
Hahahahaha! Best thing ever!

Date: 2010-02-17 09:19 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (Planet awesome (iamsupernova))
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
It really was. I ended up laughing so much.

Date: 2010-02-16 01:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brighton-girl.livejournal.com
Can I have your autograph? :)

Date: 2010-02-17 09:18 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (Nsync ( musiquedevie))
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
But of course!

I'll remember the people who were there at the start of my glorious porn writing career *g*

Date: 2010-02-16 03:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] withdiamonds.livejournal.com
I'm afraid if either you or I depended on our ability to write porn to make a living, we'd be in big trouble. Although, when you manage it, your porn is lovely.

Gay porn about boybands! Who would even think of such a thing?

Date: 2010-02-17 09:16 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (Nsync ( musiquedevie))
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
Yeah, we need to go make our fortune with non-porn fiction.

Gay porn about boybands! Who would even think of such a thing?

Obviously someone awesome wrong in the head!

Date: 2010-02-16 03:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msktrnanny.livejournal.com
This is the universe telling you it agrees with me, is what this is. :nods:

Date: 2010-02-17 09:06 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (Lance ( pensnest))
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
Getting the universe on your side. Sneaky!

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Date: 2010-02-16 04:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valya22.livejournal.com
Ahahaha! What nice rumors *giggles like crazy*.

She constantly writes on Facebook that I write gay porn about boybands
MCR? Boyband? Ahahaha! I can imagine that with Panic! maybe, but MCR or FOB?

Date: 2010-02-17 09:02 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (Nsync ( musiquedevie))
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
Isn't it the best rumour ever!?

For the boyband thing she's still thinking of Nsync. She's about two years behind my fandoms *g*

Date: 2010-02-16 07:12 pm (UTC)
adelate: Min Yoongi with his eyes closed on an orangey yellow background about to take a sip out of a yellow Teema coffee mug (JC - dude)
From: [personal profile] adelate
HAHAHAHAHA Oh my god, Terri, that's AMAZING.

Date: 2010-02-17 08:48 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (Gerard smile)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
I'll have to bring copies of my latest steamy saga to Camp Sparkle *g*

Date: 2010-02-16 07:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dine.livejournal.com
hahahahahahahaha! what a great rumour to have floating about - hopefully you're making pots of cash from your gay porn! *g*

Date: 2010-02-17 08:57 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (Bob2 ( samuelthecamel))
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
Pots of cash would be awesome! Sadly they'll have to be as imaginary as my porn writing career *g*

Date: 2010-02-16 07:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ninjetti75.livejournal.com
Ah-Hahahahahaaa, Too Funny.

See, obviously, people don't understand the differences between slashfic and porn, and bandom and boybands. Your stories are highly important and informative reading material that cover these topics, so everyone should read them. *g*

Date: 2010-02-17 09:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ninjetti75.livejournal.com
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TERRI!

By the time I get home from work, it won't be your birthday anymore, and who knows, you might have a busy fun day and not even post today!

So, I'm commenting here, with a link to your present (http://ninjetti75.livejournal.com/124855.html) on my LJ.

*hugs&hugs&hugs*
♥ ♥ ♥

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Date: 2010-02-16 10:41 pm (UTC)
themoononastick: refract ([stock] porn is good)
From: [personal profile] themoononastick
Ahahahaha that is an excellent rumour!

Date: 2010-02-17 09:42 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (Planet awesome (iamsupernova))
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
It really is! And an excellent icon to go with it!

Date: 2010-02-17 04:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] arsenicjade.livejournal.com
AHAHAHAHAHA. That's kind of amazingly awesome, I cannot lie.

Date: 2010-02-17 09:43 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (Gerard smile)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
It's an awesome rumour but you know out of everyone who'd have a career writing porn I'd be last on that list *g*

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Date: 2010-02-17 02:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] llamabitchyo.livejournal.com
That's an awesome job. Does it pay well?

;)

Date: 2010-02-17 09:44 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (Planet awesome (iamsupernova))
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
Oh it does. I get pots of money!

Date: 2010-02-18 05:42 pm (UTC)
turlough: castle on mountain top in winter, Burg Hohenzollern (fun)
From: [personal profile] turlough
You a porn writer?! Hahahahahaha!!!! If she just knew how much you lament your inability to write porn :-D

Date: 2010-02-18 08:47 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (Gerard smile)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
Exactly! If I had to survive on earnings from writing porn I'd be in a sorry state,
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