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[turps]

James has just been reading out my sister's facebook status message. Basically it said that she was at my house reading over my shoulder as I wrote filthy porn, and went on to say how she's sure I'm adopted as neither Kayleigh or my brother are like that. Now Kayleigh has been here today, four times in fact, and I have been writing, but it was a Patrick and Pete friendship scene, not filthy porn. See, this is how rumours about my porn writing career get started.

Also today I managed to suck up my hair twice while hoovering -- I was using the crevice tool to get under the TV unit at the time, I wasn't actually hoovering lying down -- and then managed to get sweet chill sauce in my hair, which was nasty as it kept claging to my neck. The leaflet about our new recycling bins also arrived, which I know, is nothing to get excited about but I think they're a great idea. At the moment we have an open black plastic box that we use for recycling. It's picked up twice a month and of course the box fills really fast, plus you can't recycle plastic in it. The new bin is going to be the wheelie type and much bigger, complete with a lid and a removable box inside for paper. Most important, it also takes plastic so no more feeling bad about throwing away all the pop and milk bottles.

It's James' day off tomorrow and we're going out so I'm going to write some more now, who knows, it may actually be filthy porn.... and if you believe that....

Comments

[brighton-girl.livejournal.com]

Oh sisters...can't live with them, can't kill them! They can be so exasperating!

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Sisters are very exasperating! Kay was here again last night. My boys went to Scouts and I was planning a relaxing night, then she turned up and announced she was staying until bedtime, and did so. It was after 11 when she went.

[castalie.livejournal.com]

Lol I love your domestic entries, sis!

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Well you know, I can't be all fandom all the time *g*

[colourmeshocked.livejournal.com]

The first time I read your post, I read "this is how rumours about my porn career get started" and went

...then I decided that that couldn't be it ;P

& yay for recycling. I find it fun <3

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Ha, I'd do that too. It's all my sister's fault. I think you were offline for the last time I mentioned it but due to her talking on Facebook about me writing porn people in my town actually think that's what I do for a living.

Recycling can be fun. They only started doing it here a few years back but even then to a limited extent. This thing of taking plastic now is awesome.

[turlough]

You??!! Write filthy porn??!!! *laughs so much she falls off her chair*

See, that's one reason why I cut mine off again. Short hair is much less accident prone :-)

Good luck with the writing! And I hope you have a lovely day tomorrow.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

I know! Of anyone writing porn I'd be last on that list.

I've never had short hair, but I can imagine it would be less accident prone. The ends of mine are always getting covered in sauce.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_bettina_/]

See, this is how rumours about my porn writing career get started.

Hehehehehe!

[turps33.livejournal.com]

She's so annoying. I wouldn't care if I actually got money for this so-called porn writing career *g*

[nthngtoseehere.livejournal.com]

I laughed so hard at this. Your porn writing career! And I've nearly sucked socks, edges of blankets and curtains, and my pant leg up in a vacuum, but never my hair. XD

Did you get in some good writing time?

[turps33.livejournal.com]

I know! I'm way down the list of anyone that would have a career writing porn.

I've sucked so many socks up in the vacuum it's sad. Mainly because I'm lazy and try and go around them, and then next thing I know they've been sucked up and I need to untangle them from the roller...sigh.

I did get in some good writing time. My help_hiati story is horribly late but at least it's close to being done. Well, apart from one scene that right now is only, insert porn here.

[bououou.livejournal.com]

I buy my milk in plastic bags and cardboard!

[turps33.livejournal.com]

I remember being so surprised when I learned you guys have milk in bags. So weird!

[frausorge]

I know your head is full of filthy porn, woman. Why will you not let it out onto the page??

[turps33.livejournal.com]

I know! It's ridiculous. My head is full of filthy porn but if I try and write it it's like I become a Victorian spinster aunt.

[sperrywink]

Hee! Siblings, man. They are such a trial.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

They really are. She came back the next day and when I asked her about it just laughed and said she'd been making things up and hadn't really been reading over my shoulder.

Which really, not my point!

[ephemera.livejournal.com]

yay for simpler recycling schemes!

[turps33.livejournal.com]

It's lame but I'm looking forward to the new recycling bin arriving :)