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turpsI've been waiting for the plasterers to drop off their gear. That and cleaning my front room which is a disaster area just now. In-between that I found out that a variation of my favourite meme ever is going around. Of course I had to play.
List 8 characters from a singular fandom.
(1) Mikey Way
(2) Frank Iero
(3) Pete Wentz
(4) Ray Toro
(5) Gerard Way
(6) Ryan Ross
(7) Bob Bryar
(8) Brendon Urie
1) If 4 asked 6 on a date, what would happen?
Ray asks Ryan on a date. Wow. Let me just take that in for a while.
Okay, so this happens. Ray gets himself all gussied up. Best tight jeans to show off the Toro thighs, his hair an exploding dandelion fluff of awesomeness. After an 'inspiring' pep talk from Gerard, sex talk from Frank -- you only want him because he's hung too. Fucking tripods, both of you -- a thumbs up from Bob and an emailed link about dog clothes from Mikey -- which, the hell? -- Ray approaches Ryan after a show. He sidles up to him and there's an awkward moment at first when all Ray's best small talk gets is a returned stare. But that's okay! Because Ray is well versed in the art of :| communication and he knows that Ryan's stare hides simmering passion. So Ray does ask Ryan on a date -- hours later after they've had messy, nasty, sweaty sex in someone's dressing room. Ryan says yes.
2) If 5 and 8 got into a fight, who would win?
Gerard and Brendon can't fight. That's so wrong!
But, if they have to I'd say Gerard would walk it. He can be mean when he wants to be and can slap faces with the best of them. Then he does slap Brendon and Brendon looks at Gerard with huge watery eyes and a trembling bottom lip and Gerard spends the next five weeks apologising with lavish gifts and home made comic strips.
3) 3 sends a love letter to 6 but it gets lost and goes to 2 instead. What happens now?
Pete sends a love letter to Ryan. I can see it. But the problem is, this is Ryan and Pete we're talking about. They communicate in deep meaningful lyrics and phrases that make no sense to those not in the know. So Frank gets his hands on this letter but he hasn't got a clue what the hell it actually says. All he knows is it's from Pete to Ryan, after that it's a tangled mess of words. The problem is, Frank needs to know, so he calls up Mikey and is all. 'If Pete wrote intergalactic star-bursts at the end of my tongue, a blinding light thrumming through my bones, what does it mean?' And Mikey would hiss in a breath and be all 'Pete wants to fuck you? Why does he want to fuck you?' and Frank would be all 'What!? No! Not me' and slam down the phone. Then phone back moments later for the next translation.
4) 2, 7 and 5 were found in a room with 4’s dead body? Who most likely killed 4?
Woe! Ray is dead!
So, our suspects are Frank, Bob and Gerard. It could be any of them really. Frank in a tragic back climbing accident that saw Ray topple forward into the fire. Bob practising his ninja drum stick throwing skills and accidentally speared Ray between the eyes. But my money is on Gerard, especially as just before the sad demise of Ray a haunting yell of 'I'll teach you not to save my brother, you bastard!' was heard.
5) 7 proclaimed his/her deep love for 1 to 6. How does 6 react?
So, Bob proclaims his deep love for Mikey to Ryan. Obviously Ryan then goes off into an emo sulk of doom due to his own love for Mikey. He would then issue Bob with a series of challenges, the winner getting Mikey. They call it the Mikey is Mine Marathon Madness. Gerard prints t-shirts, Jon gives Ryan yoga lessons to calm his nerves. It's a huge thing that only ends when Mikey stands over their prone, exhausted bodies and goes 'for fuck's sake. Threesome.'
6) 3 has bought something for 4. What is it?
Pete has bought something for Ray. Hmmm. Maybe some clandestine tight pants. Or maybe he designs him a range of clan hair products.
7) 5 is stuck in the middle of a difficult decision between 3 and 7. What does 2 say?
If I read this correctly Gerard has to pick between Pete and Bob with Frank giving advice. I think it went like this.
Frank: Well, Pete is rich, and down with the whole tormented soul thing. He'd understand you.
Gerard: True, and he likes comics.
Frank: And designing shit. He looks flexible, too.
Gerard: Flexible is good and the pee drinking shows he'd be down with kink. That's a plus.
Frank: Yeah, you want someone to piss on you Pete's your man. But Bob's good at the kinky shit, too. He could hold you down and make you beg.
Gerard: And look damn good doing it. Bob's awesome. I like his hair.
Frank: He'd lend you his hoodie when you were cold.
Gerard: *hands in his hair* Why is this so hard?! They're both awesome!
Frank: Pete's seen Mikey's dick.
Gerard: Bob it is, then.
8) 6 has been ARRESTED. What for?
Ryan has been arrested. Oh no!
He didn't mean to mug that old granddad for his clothes. Just, his brown corduroy suit looked so good! Ryan needed it!
9) 6 is sick. What does 5 do?
Ryan is sick, bless him. Arrested and now sick. He's not having a happy time of it.
Well, I think Gerard would tuck him into bed and make sure he's all warm and cosy before making up a story about savage, bloody zombies that eat your soul.
10) 5 and 8 are getting married. What does 3 do?
Gerard and Brendon are getting married. My goodness, the sparkle motion in that house will be huge. Pete would react with a random blog/twitter message and then throw a party for the whole of bandom. One where Gerard and Brendon and Patrick sing lead with Patrick and Gabe while Spencer, Andy, Bob and Nate create magic with their line of drums while a gaggle of guitarists writhe together, Frank grinding against Ryland, Ryan rocking out with his wedding outfit of a purple suit and sharp pointy-toed shoes, while Alex and Mikey stand all cool and collected playing bass as Pete bounces between them and keeps winking at Vicky T who ignores him completely.
11) 4 has DIED. How does 7 react?
Ray has died again. Wow. Harsh, much?
Bob reacts by gathering all of Ray's hair that's around the studio/his house and knitting himself a pair of Rayhair socks.
12) 1 has killed one of the members of your group of 8. Who is it?
Mikey has killed someone. Unfortunately it was Ryan. They were having a hot and heavy session and their bony hips grinding together caused an instance of spontaneous human combustion. All that's left of Ryan now is a pair of feet and a patch of ash.
13) 3 has been found doing the chicken dance in his/her sleep for four nights running. What does 5 do?
Pete has been doing the chicken dance. What Gerard does is have a very earnest talk about repressing fears and how obviously Pete's got some deep rooted chicken concerns.
14) 3 is randomly shooting at the sky. 8 asked why and...?
Pete is randomly shooting at the sky and Brendon asks why. He'd probably get some extended answer about how Pete's shooting the escaped molecules of his being that are taking root in the atmosphere and raining down on his head. Or else be told that Pete's doing it because shooting things is fun. So Brendon asks if he can try. Pete lets him. Ray dies again. It's all very sad.
15) 5 and 2 had a child. Which member of the rest of your group of 8 would be most likely to be the child?
HA! Gerard and Frank have a child and it's Mikey! Then there is a tragic death when Gerard dies in childbirth which leads to poor frail Frank bringing up a baby Mikey alone and when Mikey's older Frank holds down five jobs so they can survive and each night he goes to bed and kisses the photograph of his dear departed Gerard. Meanwhile! Mikey is enduring bullying, abuse, rape and blood spilled on a daily basis at his school where he's taunted for having a sickly father who spends most of his time talking to himself.
16) How would a marriage between 3 and 6 work out?
Pete and Ryan. Awesome! Especially when they have Mikey on speed dial for booty calls
ETA: Am about to pack up my computer now :(
List 8 characters from a singular fandom.
(1) Mikey Way
(2) Frank Iero
(3) Pete Wentz
(4) Ray Toro
(5) Gerard Way
(6) Ryan Ross
(7) Bob Bryar
(8) Brendon Urie
1) If 4 asked 6 on a date, what would happen?
Ray asks Ryan on a date. Wow. Let me just take that in for a while.
Okay, so this happens. Ray gets himself all gussied up. Best tight jeans to show off the Toro thighs, his hair an exploding dandelion fluff of awesomeness. After an 'inspiring' pep talk from Gerard, sex talk from Frank -- you only want him because he's hung too. Fucking tripods, both of you -- a thumbs up from Bob and an emailed link about dog clothes from Mikey -- which, the hell? -- Ray approaches Ryan after a show. He sidles up to him and there's an awkward moment at first when all Ray's best small talk gets is a returned stare. But that's okay! Because Ray is well versed in the art of :| communication and he knows that Ryan's stare hides simmering passion. So Ray does ask Ryan on a date -- hours later after they've had messy, nasty, sweaty sex in someone's dressing room. Ryan says yes.
2) If 5 and 8 got into a fight, who would win?
Gerard and Brendon can't fight. That's so wrong!
But, if they have to I'd say Gerard would walk it. He can be mean when he wants to be and can slap faces with the best of them. Then he does slap Brendon and Brendon looks at Gerard with huge watery eyes and a trembling bottom lip and Gerard spends the next five weeks apologising with lavish gifts and home made comic strips.
3) 3 sends a love letter to 6 but it gets lost and goes to 2 instead. What happens now?
Pete sends a love letter to Ryan. I can see it. But the problem is, this is Ryan and Pete we're talking about. They communicate in deep meaningful lyrics and phrases that make no sense to those not in the know. So Frank gets his hands on this letter but he hasn't got a clue what the hell it actually says. All he knows is it's from Pete to Ryan, after that it's a tangled mess of words. The problem is, Frank needs to know, so he calls up Mikey and is all. 'If Pete wrote intergalactic star-bursts at the end of my tongue, a blinding light thrumming through my bones, what does it mean?' And Mikey would hiss in a breath and be all 'Pete wants to fuck you? Why does he want to fuck you?' and Frank would be all 'What!? No! Not me' and slam down the phone. Then phone back moments later for the next translation.
4) 2, 7 and 5 were found in a room with 4’s dead body? Who most likely killed 4?
Woe! Ray is dead!
So, our suspects are Frank, Bob and Gerard. It could be any of them really. Frank in a tragic back climbing accident that saw Ray topple forward into the fire. Bob practising his ninja drum stick throwing skills and accidentally speared Ray between the eyes. But my money is on Gerard, especially as just before the sad demise of Ray a haunting yell of 'I'll teach you not to save my brother, you bastard!' was heard.
5) 7 proclaimed his/her deep love for 1 to 6. How does 6 react?
So, Bob proclaims his deep love for Mikey to Ryan. Obviously Ryan then goes off into an emo sulk of doom due to his own love for Mikey. He would then issue Bob with a series of challenges, the winner getting Mikey. They call it the Mikey is Mine Marathon Madness. Gerard prints t-shirts, Jon gives Ryan yoga lessons to calm his nerves. It's a huge thing that only ends when Mikey stands over their prone, exhausted bodies and goes 'for fuck's sake. Threesome.'
6) 3 has bought something for 4. What is it?
Pete has bought something for Ray. Hmmm. Maybe some clandestine tight pants. Or maybe he designs him a range of clan hair products.
7) 5 is stuck in the middle of a difficult decision between 3 and 7. What does 2 say?
If I read this correctly Gerard has to pick between Pete and Bob with Frank giving advice. I think it went like this.
Frank: Well, Pete is rich, and down with the whole tormented soul thing. He'd understand you.
Gerard: True, and he likes comics.
Frank: And designing shit. He looks flexible, too.
Gerard: Flexible is good and the pee drinking shows he'd be down with kink. That's a plus.
Frank: Yeah, you want someone to piss on you Pete's your man. But Bob's good at the kinky shit, too. He could hold you down and make you beg.
Gerard: And look damn good doing it. Bob's awesome. I like his hair.
Frank: He'd lend you his hoodie when you were cold.
Gerard: *hands in his hair* Why is this so hard?! They're both awesome!
Frank: Pete's seen Mikey's dick.
Gerard: Bob it is, then.
8) 6 has been ARRESTED. What for?
Ryan has been arrested. Oh no!
He didn't mean to mug that old granddad for his clothes. Just, his brown corduroy suit looked so good! Ryan needed it!
9) 6 is sick. What does 5 do?
Ryan is sick, bless him. Arrested and now sick. He's not having a happy time of it.
Well, I think Gerard would tuck him into bed and make sure he's all warm and cosy before making up a story about savage, bloody zombies that eat your soul.
10) 5 and 8 are getting married. What does 3 do?
Gerard and Brendon are getting married. My goodness, the sparkle motion in that house will be huge. Pete would react with a random blog/twitter message and then throw a party for the whole of bandom. One where Gerard and Brendon and Patrick sing lead with Patrick and Gabe while Spencer, Andy, Bob and Nate create magic with their line of drums while a gaggle of guitarists writhe together, Frank grinding against Ryland, Ryan rocking out with his wedding outfit of a purple suit and sharp pointy-toed shoes, while Alex and Mikey stand all cool and collected playing bass as Pete bounces between them and keeps winking at Vicky T who ignores him completely.
11) 4 has DIED. How does 7 react?
Ray has died again. Wow. Harsh, much?
Bob reacts by gathering all of Ray's hair that's around the studio/his house and knitting himself a pair of Rayhair socks.
12) 1 has killed one of the members of your group of 8. Who is it?
Mikey has killed someone. Unfortunately it was Ryan. They were having a hot and heavy session and their bony hips grinding together caused an instance of spontaneous human combustion. All that's left of Ryan now is a pair of feet and a patch of ash.
13) 3 has been found doing the chicken dance in his/her sleep for four nights running. What does 5 do?
Pete has been doing the chicken dance. What Gerard does is have a very earnest talk about repressing fears and how obviously Pete's got some deep rooted chicken concerns.
14) 3 is randomly shooting at the sky. 8 asked why and...?
Pete is randomly shooting at the sky and Brendon asks why. He'd probably get some extended answer about how Pete's shooting the escaped molecules of his being that are taking root in the atmosphere and raining down on his head. Or else be told that Pete's doing it because shooting things is fun. So Brendon asks if he can try. Pete lets him. Ray dies again. It's all very sad.
15) 5 and 2 had a child. Which member of the rest of your group of 8 would be most likely to be the child?
HA! Gerard and Frank have a child and it's Mikey! Then there is a tragic death when Gerard dies in childbirth which leads to poor frail Frank bringing up a baby Mikey alone and when Mikey's older Frank holds down five jobs so they can survive and each night he goes to bed and kisses the photograph of his dear departed Gerard. Meanwhile! Mikey is enduring bullying, abuse, rape and blood spilled on a daily basis at his school where he's taunted for having a sickly father who spends most of his time talking to himself.
16) How would a marriage between 3 and 6 work out?
Pete and Ryan. Awesome! Especially when they have Mikey on speed dial for booty calls
ETA: Am about to pack up my computer now :(
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Date: 2010-04-26 04:21 pm (UTC)Gerard and Brendon would have the most hilariously ineffective slapfight *ever*. It would be brilliant.
After Bob knit himself a pair of Rayhair socks, I had to stop and cackle for a minute. Unfortunately I then took a sip of tea before reading about how Mikeyway accidentally killed Ryan. ... Those trousers needed washing anyway.
Also re #10 DRUMLINE YES. ::ahem::
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Date: 2010-04-27 08:08 am (UTC)Rayhair socks! You know you want some :D
Oh man, drumlines. Someone really needs to do a bandom version of Drumline. It would be amazing.
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Date: 2010-04-26 04:39 pm (UTC)Reading these was such a lovely walk down bandom memory lane. "Rayhair socks" is my new favorite thing, also!
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Date: 2010-04-27 08:09 am (UTC)Glad you enjoyed ♥
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Date: 2010-04-26 05:16 pm (UTC)I always fail at this meme.
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Date: 2010-04-26 05:22 pm (UTC)I love these memes a ridiculous amount. But you don't fail at them at all!
I know you'll understand, but oh man, my house! I've clawed a tiny bit of space with my computer and all around is chaos.
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Date: 2010-04-26 06:54 pm (UTC)Bob's tribute to Ray is totally fitting and completely hilarious! Rayhair socks ftw!!
Good luck with the plasterers and the cleaning.
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Date: 2010-04-27 08:11 am (UTC)Ha, Frank really sucks at advice and really, Gabe should know the answer is always threesomes. Gabe and Frank had a child! Ahahahaha. That's so awesome. You should try and write yours out, it would be fun.
Rayhair socks! They're the new trend.
Man, I'm stuck in Corey's bedroom right now. It's only just afetr nine and it feels like I've been here forever.
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Date: 2010-04-27 08:18 am (UTC)If none of them work just let me know.
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Date: 2010-04-26 08:59 pm (UTC)1) JB
2) Shalimar
3) Brennan
4) Lexa
5) Jamie
6) Jesse
7) Owen
8) Kevin
So, Lex asked Jess on a date, (Ew, but canonically FUNNY), Brennan sent Jesse a love letter but it went to Shal (Bwah!), Jamie can't choose between tall hot studs & Shal says "Why choose?", Jesse has a bad day (not too canonically off) but Jamie helps, Jamie and Kevin had BETTER NOT be getting married (I dunno what Brennan does, but JB pitches a fit...), Lexa died (still funny) but poor Owen, Brennan does the chicken dance in his sleep and shoots lightning into the sky (trying to make it rain in California, maybe?), Jamie and Shal had a child??? Wow, didn't see that one coming...and of the group, I'm terrified that between the snark and the feline, it'd have to be JB!
And then, it finished by asking how Brennan and Jesse's marriage would work out, awww. Low-key but beautifully, obviously. *g*
My meme ended up being Molecular-oriented, who knew?
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Date: 2010-05-01 02:05 pm (UTC)But dude, Lex asking Jesse on a date is not good! We have enough of that in canon. Jamie and Shal had a child. How awesome is that?!
Aw, Brennan and Jesse's marriage. Heart eyes for sure. That's a lovely ending.
And man. Talking about weird stuff. I had a dream about Camp Sparkle last night and you turned up with a wife and adopted child. I was very much, the hell?
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Date: 2010-05-02 04:50 am (UTC).......The Hell??!?
Indeed.
Okay, so who was I married to?!?!???
And at least the kid was adopted. Ew, breeding. ;P
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Date: 2010-05-02 12:30 pm (UTC)Your kid was cute, though *g*
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Date: 2010-04-27 10:29 am (UTC)I made my list before I read your entry, but I don't have nearly enough creativity at the moment to make it fun.
I did get Gabe Saporta fighting with Brian Schechter though. The image is now stuck in my head
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Date: 2010-05-01 02:11 pm (UTC)#
Gabe and Brian fighting. Wow. Scrappy against tall and gangly. That would be an interesting fight for sure.
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