turps: (chris eye)
[personal profile] turps
Okay, I give in. I've been trying to avoid this meme but I keep seeing it and I'm a pushover, but you all knew that right? Also, my flist is pretty small so how many requests could I get?

I'll also post this when I know [livejournal.com profile] castalie is at work as I know she'll laugh at me ;)

Gakked from [livejournal.com profile] patchworkdragon

Give me a slash pairing and situation and I'll write you a ficlet. My fandoms are popslash, TS and MX.

Just don't expect much okay? *g*

Date: 2004-01-10 08:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_jules_/
Meeeeee!!! Ahem.

I would like JC/Chris (shocked?). You can really do whatever you like, but if you want a situation - ummm, perhaps Chris "convincing" JC that glasses are hottttt?

Date: 2004-01-10 10:21 am (UTC)
ext_1650: (Default)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
Hope you like this. It sorta ventured away from what I started writing, so I hope it's hot enough for you.

Also, I had to break it into two as it's two long for comments.

Part 1

Walking into the bedroom, Chris squinted his eyes, rubbed at them with his fists, then looked again, and discovered that yes, this was JC’s room. Not that it looked like it, because JC’s room never looked like this.

Clothes littered every surface, drifts of shimmering fabric and sequins that glittered in the sunlight. A white shirt was tangled with a lurid pink t-shirt while the bedside lamp was decorated with two tiny black thongs. In the corner something white and furry lurked, which was either an escaped polar bear or JC’s fake fur coat. Chris really hoped it was the latter.

Motionless in the doorway, Chris started to pull his cell from his pocket, sure that JC had been burgled, then stopped when a feather boa flew from a closet landing next to the polar bear/fur coat thing. Quickly reviewing the situation, Chris decided there was either a burglar with very bad taste in the closet at that moment, or, a more likely explanation, it was JC himself. A theory quickly proven when Chris heard a shouted curse before JC backed out of the closet wrapped only in a small white towel.

“Fuck, fuck, fuck.” JC continued to curse, scowling at his closet, clearly not knowing Chris was watching.

Debating the fact JC was unarmed and unwary; Chris considered screaming and jumping on his back. Then quickly changed his mind, JC in a clothing crisis was a scary thing, Chris had the scars to prove it. “What’s up, C?”

JC didn’t even jump when he heard Chris, just whirled round, hands flying as he indicated his room. “What’s up? I’ll tell you what’s up. I have to be at some promotion thing in an hour, and look at me. My hair’s a mess and as for my clothes…how am I supposed to make a good impression when I’ve got nothing to wear?”

“Exaggeration much.” Deliberately looking round the room, Chris stepped over a pile of jeans at his feet and walked over to JC. “There’s enough clothes in here to clothe a small nation. That is if they wanted to dress like a nation of sparkly peacocks. Though that could be fun.” Chris thought about a whole country dressed like JC, shuddered, then forced his mind back to the task in hand. “What about your leather pants and your lips tank?”

“The pants need cleaning and I wore that tank last week.”

“Your jeans with the mirrors at the hem and your pink silk shirt?”

“One on the mirrors smashed, now they’re unlucky jeans, so I gave them away and wasn’t it the pink silk you spilled ketchup on?”

“Maybe.” Quickly changing the subject, Chris looked form JC to the room and back again. “Look, go dry your hair. I’ll find you something; I’ll even iron them for you.”

For a moment JC looked undecided and Chris thought he was going to say no, then a quick look at his watch changed his mind and he turned toward the bathroom.

Date: 2004-01-10 10:23 am (UTC)
ext_1650: (Default)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
Part 2

“I suppose, just don’t burn anything.”

“Like I’d do that.” Muttering to himself about the fact he’d only burned a hole in Justin’s nasty shirt that one time, and the way reputations never went away, Chris took JC’s iron and board from its usual place. Setting it up he entered JC’s walk in closet of doom, kicking clothes aside as he went.

Chris sighed when he entered, inside was even worse than outside, with clothes two inches deep on the floor. But Chris knew exactly what he needed, and quickly found the outfit he wanted, buried under a huge white cowboy hat.

Clothes in hand, Chris left the closet of doom and quickly ironed his selection, whistling quietly as he made sure every crease was gone. Once done, Chris bent to unplug the iron and looked up to see JC staring at him from the bathroom doorway. He looked good, hair bouncy and glossy and he smiled as he walked over to get his clothes, pulling the towel from his waist on the way.

“You think I’ll look good in a plain white shirt and jeans?”

“I know you’ll look good like that.”

“I’ll look boring.”

“You’ll look fantastic.” Handing over the clothes, Chris openly leered as JC bent to pull on the jeans. “You don’t need any sparkles and embellishments; you’re hot just as you are.”

JC blushed a little, kissing Chris quickly on his lips before pulling on the shirt.

Eyeing him critically, Chris stopped JC fastening the buttons, doing the middle two himself. “Here, take a leaf out of Lance’s book. Now, for the final touch.” Reaching over to the bedside table, Chris plucked JC’s glasses from a jumble of jewellery and passed them over.

“You want me to wear these?”

“You don’t have to, but if you want to blow my mind, yeah.”

JC smiled wide, eyes almost disappearing as he took the glasses, putting them on. “I want to blow your mind, and other things too. But that’ll have to wait.” Sighing, JC pulled Chris close in a hug, holding him hard and tight. “I have to go to this thing. You’ll still be here when I get back?”

“I ironed for you didn’t I? Of course I’ll be here. Now go blow their minds.” Pushing JC out of the door, then letting him back in when he shouted he needed shoes, Chris watched as JC eventually ran down the stairs, waving before he left.

Alone, Chris looked at the disaster that was JC’s room then started to pick the first things up. He had to do something while he waited for JC to come back after all.

(no subject)

From: [identity profile] ninjetti75.livejournal.com - Date: 2004-01-10 11:22 am (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com - Date: 2004-01-10 05:06 pm (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com - Date: 2004-01-11 04:33 pm (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com - Date: 2004-01-11 04:35 pm (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

From: [identity profile] ninjetti75.livejournal.com - Date: 2004-01-11 08:35 pm (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com - Date: 2004-01-12 01:16 am (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_jules_/ - Date: 2004-01-10 12:21 pm (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com - Date: 2004-01-10 03:31 pm (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

From: [identity profile] mickeym.livejournal.com - Date: 2004-01-11 06:02 am (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com - Date: 2004-01-11 11:05 am (UTC) - Expand

Date: 2004-01-10 10:27 am (UTC)
adelate: Min Yoongi with his eyes closed on an orangey yellow background about to take a sip out of a yellow Teema coffee mug (Lance - happy goober)
From: [personal profile] adelate
Eeeeeeeeee! Eeeeeeeeeeee! A bit of Howie/Lance? Please? :)))) Domesticity. :)

Date: 2004-01-10 12:14 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (Default)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
Here you go hon. It's not a pairing I've ever done before so I hope I did it justice for you :)

Again, split in two for length, sorry.

Part 1

“Can you remember the time you and Kevin got into that catfight? Everyone thought he was gonna cream you. But you just got into his face about dissing your band.” Laughing softly in remembrance, Howie reached for another carrot, smiling his thanks when Lance passed one across the table. “You looked like a little wild cat, all gleaming eyes and white teeth.”

His own carrot held firmly in his hand, Lance pointed it at Howie. “One, I never got into catfights. Two, even if I had there was no way that Kevin would have creamed me. I may have been smaller back then but I was no pushover. Three, dissing? I think you’re thinking about Justin, I didn’t talk like that. Four…well maybe I can be a wildcat at times” Lance punctuated each point with a jab toward Howie, then bit the end off the carrot with sharp perfect teeth.

Howie wrenched his brain away from the images of Lance’s lips wrapped round the carrot with difficulty, squirming in his chair a little as Lance watched him without the hint of a smile, only his eyes showing how amused he really was. “Tease, and you did have catfights. Between you and Kirkpatrick I’m surprised we didn’t kill each other back then, I know Kevin nearly lost it a few times.”

“Well Kevin shouldn’t be such a prissy bitch.” Holding up his hand Lance stopped Howie as he started to talk. “And before you start I like the guy. I wouldn’t invite him here all the time if I didn’t, but he does get a stick up his ass on occasions. But I like him fine; just the same way you like Chris even though he broke our blender last time he was here and can be a hyperactive idiot at times. Do you think we need more peppers in this?”

The bowl Lance indicated was three quarters full of salad and Howie looked at it thoughtfully, matching salad amount with numbers of guests coming. “Maybe one more yellow one. JC likes those; he says they remind him of sunshine and warmth.”

“You talked to C?” Lance sounded surprised as he went to get another pepper.

“He phoned this morning, wanted to know what time we were firing up the BBQ.”

“And that led to a conversation about yellow peppers?”

“Yeah.” Scooping the chopped carrot up, Howie dropped it into the coleslaw he was making and tried to remember how they had ended up talking about yellow peppers. “We talked about the BBQ then he started telling me how he’d been shopping yesterday. Apparently there’s a new vintage clothes shop just opened that all the cats love. He’s bought you a shirt by the way; he’ll be bringing it tonight. Then he started talking about Chris’ t-shirt with the chillies on the front, which somehow led to peppers then…argh, I don’t know.”

“That sounds like C alright.” Laughing, Lance started to deseed the pepper. “Did you remember to get those tiny hot dogs for Bri and Chris?”

“Yes I got them. I saw your note on the fridge, and the reminder in my Palm.” Laughing, Howie walked round the table to stand behind Lance and cuddle him from behind. “I’ve bought everything you said. Joey’s beer, Nick’s favourite soda, the low

Date: 2004-01-10 12:15 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (Default)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
Part 2

fat burgers Justin and Kevin like. The guest rooms are all aired out for when we inevitably have drunken guests crash here and I even bought band aids with Sponge Bob Square pants on in case the kids have any accidents. The party will be a success, they’re our friends, things don’t have to be perfect.

“Want to bet Chris, Nick and Justin will have those band aids on by the end of the night?” Sighing, Lance leaned back against Howie. “You’re right. I just want it to be special you know.”

“I know. But it would be special even if it was just us, two dry buns and a can of cheap hot dogs. I just want to be with you, and remember back when. Our friends being here is just a bonus, so don’t worry so much. We’re going to have a wonderful BBQ and celebrate our anniversary in style. Maybe I’ll tell the others how I fell in love with a wildcat with gleaming eyes and white teeth.”

“I think they know that one already.”

“So I’ll tell it again. I love you Lance Bass and I don’t care who knows it.” Hugging Lance tighter for a moment, Howie kissed him against his neck then stood. “The marinade should be ready now; I’ll go and get it while you tell me again how you would have won a fight with Kevin.”

(no subject)

From: [personal profile] adelate - Date: 2004-01-10 12:18 pm (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com - Date: 2004-01-10 03:34 pm (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

From: [identity profile] bachelor-girl.livejournal.com - Date: 2004-01-13 08:33 am (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com - Date: 2004-01-13 08:52 am (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

From: [identity profile] ninjetti75.livejournal.com - Date: 2004-01-10 06:29 pm (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com - Date: 2004-01-11 04:23 am (UTC) - Expand

Date: 2004-01-10 10:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] clumsygyrl.livejournal.com
TrickC [Chris/JC] arguing about how to properly make a grilled cheese sandwich. heh.

Date: 2004-01-10 02:02 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (Default)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
LOL, TrickC is popular tonight, which is perfect for me!

Here you go, I hope it's what you wanted.

Again, split into two.



“God dammit!” Letting the cheese and grater fall to the table, Chris stuck his knuckles in his mouth, sucking furiously. “I told you we should have used a knife for the cheese. Graters are instruments of torture.”

Or at least that’s what JC thought he’d said from the few muffled sounds he’d actually heard. Examining Chris’ hand for signs of blood or fingers in imminent danger of falling off and seeing nothing, JC just sighed and pulled Chris’ hand from his mouth. “Here, let me see you big baby.” Ignoring the exaggerated squeaks of discomfort, JC stood and pulled Chris up with him then towed him across to the sink. Running the faucet, JC pushed Chris’ hand under the cold water feeling a mixture of mild guilt and amusement when he swore loudly.

“Fuck! What are you trying to do? Freeze my hand off.”

“No, I’m washing those grazes, then I’m going to put some antiseptic on and if you’re a big brave boy I’ll let you pick your own band-aid.” Chris grinned and JC steeled himself for what was coming. It would be something obscene; it always was when Chris looked like that, all sharp teeth and dark dark eyes.

“Oh I’m a big boy alright. Why don’t we forget about the grilled cheese sandwiches and I’ll prove it to you.”

JC nearly gave in. Chris talking like that made his stomach clench and any other time he would play along, but right now they had guests waiting to be fed, and that meant grilled cheese, not sex. “Nope, sorry but you have to prove you’re brave too.” Ignoring Chris’ protest JC reached into a drawer where he kept emergency supplies; you never knew when you’d need antiseptic, band-aids or a safety pin; there were even some condoms in there too. Grabbing the spray antiseptic he quickly pulled Chris’ hand from the water, dried it on a towel and sprayed it before Chris could say a word.

“Fuck! JC! That hurts.”

“I thought you said you were brave, it doesn’t look like it to me.” Seeing Chris’ expression change, JC started looking in the drawer once more before Chris could think of a way to prove his bravery. “What band-aid do you want? My Little Pony or Action Man?”

“Like you even need to ask, that one.” JC started to open an Action Man band-aid then stopped when Chris pointed at the My Little Pony One. “You want the ponies?” Sometimes Chris baffled JC, today was no exception.

“Of course I want a pony, they remind me of you. All long manes and beautiful, that’s you.”

And sometimes JC wasn’t baffled at Chris at all. Smiling hugely he carefully wrapped the band-aid round Chris’ finger then softly kissed the top of it.

Chris’ expression softened for a moment, and he smiled, the small secret one he kept for his loved ones. “Thanks, it feels better already.”


~*~*~*~

One kiss later, JC went back to the table, pushing the cheese that Chris had been grating into the trashcan, he preferred not to have skin in his sandwiches thank you very much.

Chris was watching and JC made a show of putting the grater in the sink and using a knife to carefully cut the huge block of cheese. “You know it would be so much easier if we’d just buy this stuff ready sliced.”

(no subject)

From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com - Date: 2004-01-10 02:04 pm (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

From: [identity profile] ninjetti75.livejournal.com - Date: 2004-01-10 06:34 pm (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com - Date: 2004-01-11 04:26 am (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

From: [identity profile] mickeym.livejournal.com - Date: 2004-01-11 06:07 am (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com - Date: 2004-01-11 11:04 am (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

From: [identity profile] clumsygyrl.livejournal.com - Date: 2004-01-10 02:11 pm (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com - Date: 2004-01-10 02:22 pm (UTC) - Expand

Date: 2004-01-10 03:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] phoenyxphiyre.livejournal.com
If the offer still stands, I'll take a Mutant X fic. Emma/Shal would be great if you feel up to it; if not, Bren/Jess will be lovely...

Date: 2004-01-10 03:27 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (Piggy! ( crazybutsound))
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
Of course the offer stands, and for you I'll attempt an E/S. Whether I can pull it off is another matter *g*

How was your birthday btw?

(no subject)

From: [identity profile] phoenyxphiyre.livejournal.com - Date: 2004-01-10 03:32 pm (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com - Date: 2004-01-10 04:46 pm (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com - Date: 2004-01-10 04:47 pm (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

From: [identity profile] phoenyxphiyre.livejournal.com - Date: 2004-01-10 05:03 pm (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

From: [identity profile] phoenyxphiyre.livejournal.com - Date: 2004-01-10 05:07 pm (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com - Date: 2004-01-10 05:18 pm (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

From: [identity profile] phoenyxphiyre.livejournal.com - Date: 2004-01-10 05:41 pm (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com - Date: 2004-01-10 05:55 pm (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

From: [identity profile] phoenyxphiyre.livejournal.com - Date: 2004-01-10 06:15 pm (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

From: [identity profile] ninjetti75.livejournal.com - Date: 2004-01-10 06:26 pm (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com - Date: 2004-01-11 04:18 am (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

From: [identity profile] cuspofqueens.livejournal.com - Date: 2004-01-10 07:19 pm (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

From: [identity profile] jenab.livejournal.com - Date: 2004-01-10 07:22 pm (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com - Date: 2004-01-11 04:11 am (UTC) - Expand

Date: 2004-01-10 04:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] claire.livejournal.com
How about a Brennan/Lance? Because I'd like to see that ;)

Date: 2004-01-10 06:07 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (Default)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
What a fantastic idea!

I so want to write it now but it's 2am *pouts*

You're first on the list tomorrow though ;)

(no subject)

From: [identity profile] ninjetti75.livejournal.com - Date: 2004-01-10 06:24 pm (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com - Date: 2004-01-11 04:13 am (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

From: [identity profile] claire.livejournal.com - Date: 2004-01-10 09:08 pm (UTC) - Expand

Date: 2004-01-12 09:05 am (UTC)
ext_1650: (Default)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
I've just posted it at my LJ here (http://www.livejournal.com/users/turps33/151343.html#cutid1).

It got a bit big for comments *g*

Thanks for playing, I hope you like it!

Date: 2004-01-11 11:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] patchworkdragon.livejournal.com
I want a crossover too. But I'm really going to push it. Blair/Chris K - they're both small and hyper and hairy!

Or if that's too far-fetched, then some snarky Jim/Blair arguing in the truck and ending up in sex.

Date: 2004-01-11 11:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] castalie.livejournal.com
ROTFLMAO

That's all *bows*

Oh no, a last thing : Told you so!

Date: 2004-01-11 11:46 am (UTC)
ext_1650: (Default)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
I knew you'd say that *g*

I think you know me better than I know myself at times. But you know I'm so glad I did this as I'm having a lot of fun!

Date: 2004-01-11 11:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] castalie.livejournal.com
Me again,

Hey... can I play too? And I'm going to *surprise* you, sis!

I'm going to ask for a MX story. Yes, you heard right- that is read right.

Here the thing : alpha!Brennan, beta!Jess, spanking *eg*

This is me running, now *runs*

Date: 2004-01-20 04:50 am (UTC)
ext_1650: (Default)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
Just posted it you evil thing!

Do you know how worried I was writing this? But I must admit, I do quite like the end result ;)

(no subject)

From: [identity profile] castalie.livejournal.com - Date: 2004-01-20 05:11 am (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com - Date: 2004-01-20 06:52 am (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

From: [identity profile] castalie.livejournal.com - Date: 2004-01-20 06:53 am (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com - Date: 2004-01-20 07:26 am (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

From: [identity profile] castalie.livejournal.com - Date: 2004-01-20 07:55 am (UTC) - Expand

Date: 2004-01-11 06:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] johnnyzbabe.livejournal.com
I would like to see AJ/Joey and Lance/Kevin. Just don't see much AJ/Joey around

Thanks
Lisa

Date: 2004-01-12 01:27 am (UTC)
ext_1650: (Default)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
No problem. I've put you on the list *g*

I have to admit neither are pairings I've done before so I hope I do them justice.

Date: 2004-01-14 03:55 am (UTC)
ext_1650: (Default)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
Hi Lisa,

Thanks for playing :)

I've written AJ/Joey which is here (http://www.livejournal.com/users/turps33/152694.html#cutid1). I hope it's what you wanted.

I'm going to try Lance/Kevin too later. That pairing intrigues me ;)

Date: 2004-01-15 02:13 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (Default)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
I've just posted the Lance/Kevin here (http://www.livejournal.com/users/turps33/154644.html#cutid1).

It's pretty much a pwp though, sorry.

Date: 2004-01-12 03:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lincolnkw.livejournal.com
Since you'res til accepting requests I go for a mild MX/Pop crossover. Pretty much Chris & Lance wandering into something the Xers are handling.

Date: 2004-01-13 07:37 am (UTC)
ext_1650: (Default)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
Yay for another sparkly mx cross! It's done and is here (http://www.livejournal.com/users/turps33/152136.html).

I hope you like it, it deviates from what you asked for a tiny bit :(

Want ficlets!

Date: 2004-01-15 12:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jencat004.livejournal.com
I would like two ficlits...

One, Brennan and Jesse boinking like bunnies! First time with owwies, whipped cream, and buckets of lube.

Two, a whimsical story where a pushy yank gets an email from a limey wench. ;)

Want both! Don't disappoint me now! :)

Jenny
Page generated May. 30th, 2025 12:30 am
Powered by Dreamwidth Studios