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Jan. 17th, 2004 08:47 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
turpsWell, emotional meltdown over I finally checked the flist, and I've been Blacklisted! By one of my best friends no less!
Look at this!...But you didn't hear the worst yet. No, Terri is actually one of those filthy Popslash writers! Yes, I denounce her as the vile creature she is! She turns innocent and unsuspecting sparkling boys and has them butt-fucking each other *all* the time! Not a single of those poor boys is safe with her! *
My answer to that is this. Yes I write RPS, yes I write innocent and unsuspecting sparkling boys butt-fucking and yes I will continue to do so! In fact I'm planning even worse atrocities! GSF with BSB and nsync! Fisting! The world needs more fisting stories and I'm the woman to do it! Whips, chains, butt plugs, ball gags, blood, tears and pain. Nipple clamps, blindfolds, slings and alters. Pony riding, sex chairs, cages and dildos. In fact I'll have multiple dildos of every colour and size! Rimming, felching, golden showers and sounds. Kinky rubber suits, black eyeliner, paddles and probes. All will cower as I wield my pen...or keyboard *g*
I'll cross sparkly boys with media fandom, Brennan with Brian, Blair with Aaron Carter, BSB with Boyzone, nsync with Blue. I have no shame! I am vile and I love it!
* Have to say here because some people were worried.![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
castalie and I have been playing with this comm for the last few days. This is all in play, well some of it, I am tempted to write a fisting story because I'm perverted like that *eg*
Also, I've just been listening to somethingkifty sent again. I was laughing so much because the sketch mentioned things like spotted dick and toad in the hole, things that are usually seen as British. I was wondering what everyone's stereotypes about Britain were?
I know I always have preconceptions that then get blown out of the water. I was convinced that most people who live in California were blonde until Jenny put me right. Also, I was gutted that everyone didn't live in those huge houses with porches :(
So if you've always wanted to know if we really eat black pudding or talk about the weather feel free to ask or tell me how you picture living here. I'll answer, just consider it my variation of the ask me anything meme ;)
ETA: Dildoes aren't in LJ's spell check. What's up with that?
And because this isn't long enough yet; my celeb family behind a cut.
Issac Hanson! Which one was he? And Shane West, wasn't he Batman? A bit old for a brother I think. Or was that Adam West? And in that case who the heck's Shane West?
BWAHAHAHA I'm Howie's beard!
Look at this!...But you didn't hear the worst yet. No, Terri is actually one of those filthy Popslash writers! Yes, I denounce her as the vile creature she is! She turns innocent and unsuspecting sparkling boys and has them butt-fucking each other *all* the time! Not a single of those poor boys is safe with her! *
My answer to that is this. Yes I write RPS, yes I write innocent and unsuspecting sparkling boys butt-fucking and yes I will continue to do so! In fact I'm planning even worse atrocities! GSF with BSB and nsync! Fisting! The world needs more fisting stories and I'm the woman to do it! Whips, chains, butt plugs, ball gags, blood, tears and pain. Nipple clamps, blindfolds, slings and alters. Pony riding, sex chairs, cages and dildos. In fact I'll have multiple dildos of every colour and size! Rimming, felching, golden showers and sounds. Kinky rubber suits, black eyeliner, paddles and probes. All will cower as I wield my pen...or keyboard *g*
I'll cross sparkly boys with media fandom, Brennan with Brian, Blair with Aaron Carter, BSB with Boyzone, nsync with Blue. I have no shame! I am vile and I love it!
* Have to say here because some people were worried.
castalie and I have been playing with this comm for the last few days. This is all in play, well some of it, I am tempted to write a fisting story because I'm perverted like that *eg*Also, I've just been listening to something
kifty sent again. I was laughing so much because the sketch mentioned things like spotted dick and toad in the hole, things that are usually seen as British. I was wondering what everyone's stereotypes about Britain were? I know I always have preconceptions that then get blown out of the water. I was convinced that most people who live in California were blonde until Jenny put me right. Also, I was gutted that everyone didn't live in those huge houses with porches :(
So if you've always wanted to know if we really eat black pudding or talk about the weather feel free to ask or tell me how you picture living here. I'll answer, just consider it my variation of the ask me anything meme ;)
ETA: Dildoes aren't in LJ's spell check. What's up with that?
And because this isn't long enough yet; my celeb family behind a cut.
Issac Hanson! Which one was he? And Shane West, wasn't he Batman? A bit old for a brother I think. Or was that Adam West? And in that case who the heck's Shane West?
BWAHAHAHA I'm Howie's beard!
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Date: 2004-01-17 01:59 pm (UTC)readavoid suchhot, sexy, wonderfulhorrid filth?As for British cuisine, I might be of the opinion that one can subsist quite happily on fish and chips and cornish pasties... because that's what I do when I'm there! Not that other British food isn't necessarily good, but it's hard to find good cornish pasties here. I have to make them myself!
Oh! And I got my door open! And I left it open for about a minute before my sister complained that it was cold. Silly sister!
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Date: 2004-01-19 09:52 am (UTC)readavoid suchhot, sexy, wonderfulhorrid filth?I like the way your mind works!
I've read a few popslash fisting stories but the hardest kink I've read has been in X-Files. It was in that fandom I read of the wonders of pony parties ;)
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Date: 2004-01-19 02:58 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-01-17 02:25 pm (UTC)WAIT A MINUTE...
did you say fisting?
If you write it will you tell me where I can read it?
PS: Did you also mention sex chairs and dildos of many colors and sizes? You are my NEW BEST FRIEND *brings out the fanfare*
LOL. Love that controversy!
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Date: 2004-01-17 03:01 pm (UTC)Yes, I did say fisting. I love kink and I've been thinking about writing a fisting story because it's something I find totally hot.
And of course I'll tell you where it is. In fact I'd post in my LJ so everyone could see my depravity ;)
Man, sex chairs and dildos of many colours and sizes make me a very happy bunny.
*bonds with new kinky best friend*
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Date: 2004-01-17 03:08 pm (UTC)Of course if you haven't read it then write back for the link.
But Justin fisting JC. YUM!
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Date: 2004-01-17 05:55 pm (UTC)But Justin fisting JC. YUM!
It's a good thing. A very good thing!
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Date: 2004-01-17 06:54 pm (UTC)She's muh girlfriend.
*pride!*
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Date: 2004-01-18 02:05 pm (UTC)That story has the ability to make my toes curl just thinking about it!
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Date: 2004-01-17 02:59 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-01-17 03:08 pm (UTC)And go you! A beard! Maybe he can introduce you to Chris. ;-)
LOL, I hope he does more than that! I want to have front row seats and watch as they indulge in the old butt sex!
I blame you and
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Date: 2004-01-17 03:13 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-01-17 08:19 pm (UTC)And about all that popslash you're going to write...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmkinkyfunstuff.
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Date: 2004-01-19 09:09 am (UTC)LOL, the stuff I want to write is a mile long, if only I had the time to do it.
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Date: 2004-01-20 05:01 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-01-17 03:58 pm (UTC)Bwahahah, Howie's beard! *snicker*
'K, I can't post these, too big for my stupid data-whatsit I can't seem to get fixed, but i got:
Mom: Nicole Kidman (mmm-kay...)
Dad: Steven Tyler (snerk! O-kay... don't think THEIR kids would look a _thing_ like =me=, *snicker*
Brother: Joseph Lawrence (Joey Lawrence!?! He IS my age, or within a year or so, lol...)
Sister: Cameron Diaz (Bwa-haHAH! She's PLENTY older than me & Joey, darn close to Kidman's age, actually {hee!})
Boyfriend: (I get a boyfriend! HAH!) Ashton Kutcher.
Hmmmm. If it weren't for the fact he's a hottie, I think I'd be upset, lol... ..damnit, Howie's on here, I couldn't end up with JC? *snicker*
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Date: 2004-01-17 04:00 pm (UTC)It was her 40th birthday and they had to carry her around the theater while she waved and sign her leg cast. They were surprised. But not as surprised, and mortified, as I. I was 16.
My friends all found it hilarious.
And her only comments after the movie was over?
"I wish I could have heard the songs better" and "those boys had nice shoulders."
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Date: 2004-01-17 06:11 pm (UTC)And this Speaking of multiple dildos of every colour and size, as people so often do in life
is going to make me laugh for a long time. I like people who can casually slip multiple dildos of every colour and size casually into conversation.
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Date: 2004-01-17 04:44 pm (UTC)*giggles*
Hey, is it true, then? Some people were getting worried about our calling names' session? That's pretty cute when you think of it *g*
And FISTING? Did I hear correctly? And I did, believe me, there's no way *I* would miss words like whips, chains, butt plugs, ball gags, blood, tears and pain. Nipple clamps, blindfolds, slings and alters. Pony riding, sex chairs, cages and dildos. I've been trained by the best! Years of BDSM stories will do that to you *g* And really, if you *do* write a fisting story... well, I'll love you even more! Not possible, but let's pretend it is, all right? Thanks.
Hmm and about the stereotyp question- typical, but I don't see anything right now. Although... I mean, you do have 'tea time', right? And do even *children* drink tea?
Oh and does Canal Street really exist by the way? Yeah, not really a stereotype, but still *eg*
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Date: 2004-01-17 08:36 pm (UTC)no subject
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