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Well, emotional meltdown over I finally checked the flist, and I've been Blacklisted! By one of my best friends no less!

Look at this!...But you didn't hear the worst yet. No, Terri is actually one of those filthy Popslash writers! Yes, I denounce her as the vile creature she is! She turns innocent and unsuspecting sparkling boys and has them butt-fucking each other *all* the time! Not a single of those poor boys is safe with her! *

My answer to that is this. Yes I write RPS, yes I write innocent and unsuspecting sparkling boys butt-fucking and yes I will continue to do so! In fact I'm planning even worse atrocities! GSF with BSB and nsync! Fisting! The world needs more fisting stories and I'm the woman to do it! Whips, chains, butt plugs, ball gags, blood, tears and pain. Nipple clamps, blindfolds, slings and alters. Pony riding, sex chairs, cages and dildos. In fact I'll have multiple dildos of every colour and size! Rimming, felching, golden showers and sounds. Kinky rubber suits, black eyeliner, paddles and probes. All will cower as I wield my pen...or keyboard *g*

I'll cross sparkly boys with media fandom, Brennan with Brian, Blair with Aaron Carter, BSB with Boyzone, nsync with Blue. I have no shame! I am vile and I love it!

* Have to say here because some people were worried.

castalie and I have been playing with this comm for the last few days. This is all in play, well some of it, I am tempted to write a fisting story because I'm perverted like that *eg*

Also, I've just been listening to something

kifty sent again. I was laughing so much because the sketch mentioned things like spotted dick and toad in the hole, things that are usually seen as British. I was wondering what everyone's stereotypes about Britain were?

I know I always have preconceptions that then get blown out of the water. I was convinced that most people who live in California were blonde until Jenny put me right. Also, I was gutted that everyone didn't live in those huge houses with porches :(

So if you've always wanted to know if we really eat black pudding or talk about the weather feel free to ask or tell me how you picture living here. I'll answer, just consider it my variation of the ask me anything meme ;)

ETA: Dildoes aren't in LJ's spell check. What's up with that?

And because this isn't long enough yet; my celeb family behind a cut.

My Celebrity Family by popstarprincess
Your Name
Mom	Meg Ryan
Dad	Tim McGraw
Brother	Issac Hanson
Sister	Mandy Moore
Boyfriend	Shane West

Created with quill18's MemeGen!

Issac Hanson! Which one was he? And Shane West, wasn't he Batman? A bit old for a brother I think. Or was that Adam West? And in that case who the heck's Shane West?