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Jan. 25th, 2004 10:23 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
turpsIncredible stupid things Terri has done part 78023834721.
This afternoon I nearly burned the house down when I put chops in to cook and instead of switching on the oven switched on the grill. This meant the fat dripping from the chops heated up and started to burn like crazy, filling the kitchen with smoke. What was I doing while this was going on? Well I'd like to say I was doing something productive, however the sad truth is as my oven was on the verge of catching fire I was screencapping a DVD for an icon. Yes, Chris Kirkpatrick nearly burnt my house down.
Luckily the smell got through to me in the end and I ran in the kitchen, turned the grill off, set the extractor away, opened the door and everything was okay. Even James' chops survived, and if they were a little black he said nothing.
So look upon my icon, hereby known as that bloody icon that nearly caused my house to burn down to the ground.
I've been reading the answers to the questions I set and decided when they all get read at once it sounds like I'm a total sex obsessed maniac. Which you know I'm not ;) I've been asking about naked photos because I was interested if people would look if their celeb of choice was upset about them being taken. The answer so far seems to be no and that they wouldn't want to see them anyway. Which I understand because I don't find total full frontal shots to be that sexual either. What I love to see on a man is that patch of skin down the collar of their shirt if the neckline moves a little, or a line of skin if they stretch exposing tummy, or the back of the neck. I'd love to rub my hands along the nape of their necks, or when they sit down and you can see up the legs of their shorts.
I think I need a moment here.
It's like when James downloads gay porn for me, he always picks the explicit stuff because that's what he likes for the women but it leaves me cold. The other day he had a slow motion close up of a man's dick as he came and really, it's not something I want to see again. However, despite this I have to admit if there were naked pictures out there I'd still want to look even if my mind says it's wrong and an invasion of privacy. I might not do it but the temptation would be there. At least it would end the cut/not cut arguments *g*
Last thing, I have the best friends.![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
augustuscaesar wrote me the most fantastic trickynick story. It's Chris! and Nick! and those two are just MFEO and I love it to pieces! Also, weredonut wrote me a lovely h/c trickyfish that made me smile a whole lot. I adore h/c stories and this fandom needs more of them IMO. So thank you both ladies!
Now I'm going to think of more sex based interview questions ;)
This afternoon I nearly burned the house down when I put chops in to cook and instead of switching on the oven switched on the grill. This meant the fat dripping from the chops heated up and started to burn like crazy, filling the kitchen with smoke. What was I doing while this was going on? Well I'd like to say I was doing something productive, however the sad truth is as my oven was on the verge of catching fire I was screencapping a DVD for an icon. Yes, Chris Kirkpatrick nearly burnt my house down.
Luckily the smell got through to me in the end and I ran in the kitchen, turned the grill off, set the extractor away, opened the door and everything was okay. Even James' chops survived, and if they were a little black he said nothing.
So look upon my icon, hereby known as that bloody icon that nearly caused my house to burn down to the ground.
I've been reading the answers to the questions I set and decided when they all get read at once it sounds like I'm a total sex obsessed maniac. Which you know I'm not ;) I've been asking about naked photos because I was interested if people would look if their celeb of choice was upset about them being taken. The answer so far seems to be no and that they wouldn't want to see them anyway. Which I understand because I don't find total full frontal shots to be that sexual either. What I love to see on a man is that patch of skin down the collar of their shirt if the neckline moves a little, or a line of skin if they stretch exposing tummy, or the back of the neck. I'd love to rub my hands along the nape of their necks, or when they sit down and you can see up the legs of their shorts.
I think I need a moment here.
It's like when James downloads gay porn for me, he always picks the explicit stuff because that's what he likes for the women but it leaves me cold. The other day he had a slow motion close up of a man's dick as he came and really, it's not something I want to see again. However, despite this I have to admit if there were naked pictures out there I'd still want to look even if my mind says it's wrong and an invasion of privacy. I might not do it but the temptation would be there. At least it would end the cut/not cut arguments *g*
Last thing, I have the best friends.
augustuscaesar wrote me the most fantastic trickynick story. It's Chris! and Nick! and those two are just MFEO and I love it to pieces! Also, weredonut wrote me a lovely h/c trickyfish that made me smile a whole lot. I adore h/c stories and this fandom needs more of them IMO. So thank you both ladies!Now I'm going to think of more sex based interview questions ;)
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Date: 2004-01-25 02:59 pm (UTC)I =LOVE= your new icon!
Yaaaaaaaaaaay, TrickC, and it's awesomely funny, too!
And very usable, I'm thinking *grin*
Hmmmm.... I think I have to admit (and why the hell am I admitting this here? lol) that I do want to see the full frontal nudity shots, myself. Which just proves I'm your typically shallow man; I just happen to also be gay, lol. I'd be really torn if I had access to nude pics, but knew that the celebrity did NOT want them seen.
I'd probably look and deny it later, 'cause I'm shallow, and weak ;)
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Date: 2004-01-25 03:14 pm (UTC)Eep! re: the chops. Thank goodness nothing worse happened. (Nice icon though!)
And while I haven't done the interview thing, I think I'd pretty much have to look at the photos. Because that's research, and if I can read how-to FAQs on sex with dogs for research purposes, then I can sure as heck make the effort to look at pictures of naked celebrities. Like you said, that would be all the cut/uncut, body hair, birthmarks and tattoo questions answered in one go. Plus, okay, I admit I do actually like full-frontal shots. :-)
However, I wouldn't buy a magazine with them in, and I wouldn't get them from a pay site or an advert-supported site. In this case, stealing would be absolutely good :-)
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Date: 2004-01-25 03:23 pm (UTC)I'm posting because James finds you gay porn? That is the best! I mean so adorable. I want a husband who downloads gay porn for me.
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Date: 2004-01-25 03:32 pm (UTC)Of course you have to admit things here. I just spilled my guts about watching gay porn the least you can do is do the same!
See I've always heard that men are more visually minded in terms of porn, I know James is. For me I can take or leave the whole full frontal thing, that is in terms of what I find arousing. Seeing two men having sex would totally do it for me, seeing them standing there with their bits out, nope. And it's at this point I say I can't believe I'm saying this here too *g*
Saying that I'd be torn about looking at the pics too. I'd want to see, just to know what they look like but would feel guilty doing it when they said not to.
I'd probably look and deny it later, 'cause I'm shallow, and weak ;)
I imagine most people would really ;)
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Date: 2004-01-25 03:45 pm (UTC)Interesting spin on the picture question. I keep saying I'd be torn if the celeb in question didn't want them seen but really if they were available I'd want to know what the celeb looked like. Not for any erotic reason, just for curiosity sake.
The more I'm thinking about this the less morals I have *g*
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Date: 2004-01-25 03:49 pm (UTC)So am I! It was a really careless thing to do :(
Yeah, he does find and download gay porn for me. I've no problem at all with porn so he usually sits surfing the porn sites for him then calls me over asking what I think of this, then shows me the latest gay porn he's found.
He's incredibly tolerant about what I do, he actually finds it stranger that I like boybands than I like slash.
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Date: 2004-01-25 04:01 pm (UTC)I've been embracing my moral ambiguity and shamelessness quite happily the last two days. It might've had something to do with shamelessly talking about twincest at West Norwood station with
And yeah, I'd probably look at the celeb skin pics (though I too am no fan of the full frontal), but I probably wouldn't tell anyone I'd peeked. Take the falsely moral high ground lol
**smooches & bounds away**
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Date: 2004-01-25 04:23 pm (UTC)And I hope it warms up there soon! I totally get what you're talking about with the unseasonable cold.
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Date: 2004-01-25 04:24 pm (UTC)I'm finding my morals are slipping away lately, the day I embraced rps was the beginning of my descent into shamelessness, and I give thanks to that every day!
I can totally believe that people would look and not say. I could imagine Chris pics going online and people saying that they won't look because it's invading his privacy, yet everyone writes his dick being the same from then on eg Lance went down on Chris, wrapping his lips round his uncut dick, enjoying his ten inch length while tracing the tattoo of the devil on his ass ;)
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Date: 2004-01-25 04:31 pm (UTC)Which I can't get as it's friends locked. Sorry I didn't realise it was locked or I wouldn't have said anything in my post :(
The cold is supposed to roll in later tonight so it's not even here yet. I just find it amusing all the articles telling you how to survive and everyone is talking about it. And people wonder why Brits have a reputation about talking about the weather *g*
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Date: 2004-01-25 04:40 pm (UTC)I'm beginning (that looks wrong, too many Ns?) to think I never had any morals lol And yes, definitely happy I'm losing them lol
People would so look. SO look lol Though most'd deny it, I mean, if you look at it, writing about them having of the sex, or really, just plain writing about them, could be construed as an invasion of their privacy and oh, if I don't stop I could get intensely serious lol but yes, people would look and then there would be recurring similar descriptions of the celeb in question lol
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Date: 2004-01-26 02:02 am (UTC)