turps

I love you. No. Really. I mean, I know I've said it before and stuff but like, no. Really. I love you. You want my first born son? You'll probably have a bit of a wait, but he's yours!

And just for this line:
When Chris indicated his crotch Lance replied that he wanted two fingers today please.

Gah! You are fit to burstin' with creativity love, even if it's not the kind you're expecting *g*

**snuggles**

(I ph33r your l33t pichur skillz. No, really. *g*)