turps

1) People usually direct those sort of statements at Justin or my man bitch JC. Thank you for not being deluded.
2) Well, duh. It is my song.
3) JC just told me he agrees with you.
4) Terri, it's supposed to be seeeeekrit. Don't want JC, or heaven forbid, KARE seeing that.
5) Are we talking normal lust or stalker-ish lust here? Because if it's the latter, I hear Lance is hung like a horse. If it's the former, then I just lied. He's tiny. Like, Justin.
6) I love nuts too ;)
7) If it fulfils your deepest fantasies... then no. I think Lance's Hot Pocket is ready.