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I love the random penis conversations that pop up (er...) in fandom every six months or so! They usually seem to center on size for Lance, size/"eagerness" with JC, and cut/uncut with Chris. Everyone just seems to accept that Joey is fairly hung, as all Italians would have you believe that they are (and, frankly, my experience, though not an exhaustive study, would bear that out), and that Justin is average in all respects, so those conversations don't arise (ahem) that often.

I love fandom!

My grandmother was at a funeral for a young cousin who died tragically, talking to another of my cousins who was the deceased's contemporary. Apparently, Xander (my cousin who died) briefly had a tongue piercing. My grandmother was asking my cousin Jonathan why. He said to her (as I did, and in the same words, apparently), "it's a sex thing," and she asked, in her lovely posh accent, "How does it help in sex?" She reported that Jonathan (a very blond young man) blushed red to the roots of his hair and said "Google it."