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I swear underwire bras should be classed as lethal weapons. One moment you're walking along delivering stupid Avon books, the next a wire has sprung out of your bra and stabs you in the chest. Then of course you have the choice of putting up with the step stab step stab until you get home, or grope around the boobage area in public to pull out the offending wire.

Now though I must go attack the monstrous pile of ironing hiding under the stairs while trying to listen to the tv over the noise of Corey and his friend. Though friend may be the wrong word, the way they bicker I wonder if they like each other at all. But such is the nature of nine year olds I suppose.

Date: 2006-01-07 04:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beejaybee.livejournal.com
You should have just taken off the bra without taking off your shirt...like, ummm...whatsername from Flashdance. That would have been a neat trick in public. =)

I hear ya on the underwire bras, though...sadly, if I didn't wear them, I'd be tripping over my boobs.

And incidentally, that last person who commented with the Tae Kwon Do story? AhahahahahahaHA. You have an awesome friendslist, man.

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