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turpsYou know, before I joined the popslash fandom I'm sure I was normal.
We start with this oh so innocent scene of Joey and Justin curled together on the couch asleep, while Chris is asleep on the floor. Weary head resting on his folded arms. So sweet, so innocent. No hint of the UTTER HORROR to come. Ah, bless them.
But things soon change. JC and Lance come in from a night out, just two ordinary men coming home after a date. Who would guess that out of those two ordinary men, one would have a dick bigger than a man's wrist and the other would be a lava lamp ass stuffing maniac! Of course there were clues, like when Lance bent over to pick up the tv remote and JC's member started to lengthen as his eyes took in Lance's leather clad ass. Go JC's member!
Consumed with lust, JC threw Lance onto the bed and was on top of him immediately. The passion! The raging hormones! The impending feel of imminent lava lamp DOOM!
But things don't go well. Needing Lance's dick, which remember is bigger than a man's fist, JC is driven insane with lust, and Lance's eyes went wide as he watched JC grab the collar of his shirt and tear it from his body in a ferocity that Lance has never seen before Sadly, this scares Lance, which in turn makes JC cry! But do not worry! Everything is okay!
He brings his hands to JC's face, and declares his love. "I love you, too, Joshua." Over head birds chirp, butterflies flutter and angels sing. Enjoy that sound, for soon it'll be masked with the sound of lava lamp induced PAIN!
We continue with words of love, and of course turgid meat! Feeling the skin to skin and skin to leather
contact, JC started to slowly push his hips into Lance's leather clad ass. Lance could feel JC's turgid meat pressing against the cleft of his cheeks . Turgid meat, that's sexy that is.
OH NO! What's this!? Someone has overheard the noise of passion! Don't go in there Chris! Save yourself! Save your ass!!!111!!!
Poor Chris. He's been seen. Let's take a moment to remember Chris' poor untouched ass. Done? Good, because JC is about to pounce! JC quickly jumped off the bed and took the few steps to Chris. His massive
member slick with Lance's insides and bouncing before him. Poor poor Chris, you should have ran when I told you so, and soon JC has thrown Chris onto the bed next to Lance.
There's a really hot scene between JC/Lance/Chris here..... Okay, I lied. There's a scene of wrongness when JC grasped Chris' dick. Chris threw his head back and moaned as JC continued to manipulate the hard
shaft in his hands.
Prepare yourself, for Lance is about to uncover his mammoth dick, which remember, is bigger than a man's wrist! Chris is horrified! No way is that going near his ass!
But don't worry Chris! Lance has a plan to prep you!
Lance pulled away slightly, held up the lava lamp and smiled at JC. Can you guess where it's going?! Can you!?
I'll let this extract speak for itself. The only thing that remained outside of Chris' full ass was the cord to plug in the lamp.
But do not fear! It's all okay! For Chris liked being fucked by a lava lamp! In fact, at the end of the story Chris wants to do it again! And who can blame him?
For no one understands Chris like Lamp ;)
Quotes from the Lava Lamp story.
What can I say. I'm sorry.
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nopseud. I loved it so much!
We start with this oh so innocent scene of Joey and Justin curled together on the couch asleep, while Chris is asleep on the floor. Weary head resting on his folded arms. So sweet, so innocent. No hint of the UTTER HORROR to come. Ah, bless them.
But things soon change. JC and Lance come in from a night out, just two ordinary men coming home after a date. Who would guess that out of those two ordinary men, one would have a dick bigger than a man's wrist and the other would be a lava lamp ass stuffing maniac! Of course there were clues, like when Lance bent over to pick up the tv remote and JC's member started to lengthen as his eyes took in Lance's leather clad ass. Go JC's member!
Consumed with lust, JC threw Lance onto the bed and was on top of him immediately. The passion! The raging hormones! The impending feel of imminent lava lamp DOOM!
But things don't go well. Needing Lance's dick, which remember is bigger than a man's fist, JC is driven insane with lust, and Lance's eyes went wide as he watched JC grab the collar of his shirt and tear it from his body in a ferocity that Lance has never seen before Sadly, this scares Lance, which in turn makes JC cry! But do not worry! Everything is okay!
He brings his hands to JC's face, and declares his love. "I love you, too, Joshua." Over head birds chirp, butterflies flutter and angels sing. Enjoy that sound, for soon it'll be masked with the sound of lava lamp induced PAIN!
We continue with words of love, and of course turgid meat! Feeling the skin to skin and skin to leather
contact, JC started to slowly push his hips into Lance's leather clad ass. Lance could feel JC's turgid meat pressing against the cleft of his cheeks . Turgid meat, that's sexy that is.
OH NO! What's this!? Someone has overheard the noise of passion! Don't go in there Chris! Save yourself! Save your ass!!!111!!!
Poor Chris. He's been seen. Let's take a moment to remember Chris' poor untouched ass. Done? Good, because JC is about to pounce! JC quickly jumped off the bed and took the few steps to Chris. His massive
member slick with Lance's insides and bouncing before him. Poor poor Chris, you should have ran when I told you so, and soon JC has thrown Chris onto the bed next to Lance.
There's a really hot scene between JC/Lance/Chris here..... Okay, I lied. There's a scene of wrongness when JC grasped Chris' dick. Chris threw his head back and moaned as JC continued to manipulate the hard
shaft in his hands.
Prepare yourself, for Lance is about to uncover his mammoth dick, which remember, is bigger than a man's wrist! Chris is horrified! No way is that going near his ass!
But don't worry Chris! Lance has a plan to prep you!
Lance pulled away slightly, held up the lava lamp and smiled at JC. Can you guess where it's going?! Can you!?
I'll let this extract speak for itself. The only thing that remained outside of Chris' full ass was the cord to plug in the lamp.
But do not fear! It's all okay! For Chris liked being fucked by a lava lamp! In fact, at the end of the story Chris wants to do it again! And who can blame him?
For no one understands Chris like Lamp ;)
Quotes from the Lava Lamp story.
What can I say. I'm sorry.
Thank you
nopseud. I loved it so much!
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Date: 2006-01-24 08:16 pm (UTC)HI Terri!
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Date: 2006-01-24 08:29 pm (UTC)Hi CJ!
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Date: 2006-01-24 08:35 pm (UTC)also, this story disturbs me so much. I mean, His massive
member slick with Lance's insides ? kinda sounds like he's got Lance's intestines ON is dick. And I doubt that Lance appreciates being disemboweled. but maybe that's just me.
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Date: 2006-01-24 08:36 pm (UTC)*mwahahahahaha* *can hardly breathe from laughing so hard*
Oh, you were SERIOUS?! *laughs harder*
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Date: 2006-01-24 08:37 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-01-24 08:37 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-01-24 08:38 pm (UTC)Also, say, link me to the lava lamp story? Again? I NEVER save that damn link!
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Date: 2006-01-24 08:46 pm (UTC)*chokes on gum*
*does self-Hemlich*
*catches breath*
If we were normal, we wouldn't have joined the popslash fandom to begin with.
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Date: 2006-01-24 08:46 pm (UTC)Man, that parts gets me every time. I always get the same visual image as you, intestines mixed with what Lance ate for dinner yesterday.
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Date: 2006-01-24 08:51 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-01-24 08:52 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-01-24 08:53 pm (UTC)But, wait, why is JC getting fucked by the lamp? Or did you have Chris and JC swap pants? I'm so confused!
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Date: 2006-01-24 08:55 pm (UTC)People *say* that, but I don't think they really mean it. And I know it doesn't apply to you ;)
Turgid meat, that's sexy that is.
*Almost* as sexy as, oh, how did that phrase go...Oh, yes. His massive
member slick with Lance's insides and bouncing before him.
Yeah, that one. I kinda have this weird, skewed (very skewed) image of Tigger overlaying everything else, now, what with the BOUNCING BEFORE HIM.
Clearly I need more drugs. Or better drugs. Or something.
*smooch* :)
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Date: 2006-01-24 08:56 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-01-24 08:58 pm (UTC)*falls over*
*dies laughing*
You know when the big hubub was about over the lava lamp love, I had no idea what the hell anyone was talking about.
Having just finished horking my soda through my nose I as I read your summary, the sick twisted part of me is now diying to read that fic.
Please don't hate me for that....
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Date: 2006-01-24 09:00 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-01-24 09:02 pm (UTC)Ah, see at this point JC was on top of Chris, and was jerking him off, you know, to distract Chris from the fact a lava lamp was going to be shoved up his ass!
Or, as the story goes.
JC knew that he had to get Chris' mind off of
> his ass. He turned around and
> straddled Chris' lower back. His balls resting
> on the valley of his cheeks.
> His hard dick pushing fiercely into Chris'
> back. JC laid down on Chris' body
> and wrapped his strong arms around Chris'
> chest. He slowly worked one of his
> hands toward Chris' trapped cock. As JC
> approached the straining member, he
> could feel the heat and the wetness that
> surrounded it
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Date: 2006-01-24 09:05 pm (UTC)OMG! Adding Tigger to the mix makes it even more insane! I love you!
I think we all need drugs *g*
*smooches you*
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Date: 2006-01-24 09:07 pm (UTC)There's no way I'd hate you for wanting to read, especially some of the stuff I love reading *g*
Go read and fear the lamp!
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Date: 2006-01-24 09:08 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-01-24 09:09 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-01-24 09:12 pm (UTC)We wouldn't want lamp to go up the wrong ass after all ;)
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Date: 2006-01-24 09:13 pm (UTC)LMAO!
Freak!
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Date: 2006-01-24 09:14 pm (UTC)If we were normal, we wouldn't have joined the popslash fandom to begin with.
Good point!
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Date: 2006-01-24 09:16 pm (UTC)I see you've been supplied with the link by another lava lamp lover *g*