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[turps]

seiyaharris has just posted Jesen/Chris^1. My brain may have gone boom!

Which is good, because if I'm distracted by pretty images like the ones she provided ( there's a lovely trickyfish too) I won't have to throw something at my tv where Shahbaz continues to be the one of the wankiest, idiotic, moronic, annoying, self centred, bullying, idiotic, insane, creepy, omgsobloodyannoying, tossers ever! Man, I wish he'd shut up for one minute.

Moving on. Corey's gone on his school trip today, he's going to Bede's World and was really excited about dressing up as a monk. Because of his trip and James' overtime we had to be up an hour earlier than usual. I wasn't impressed I tell you. And now Corey's back ( I've had this mail open all day and keep getting distracted ) He had a great time playing a monk and informed me of many monk related facts as we walked home. My mind, of course, went to Nsync in their monk costumes.

Back to painting I go. I got most done yesterday but because I'm so smart I painted the door frame before the pipes, which meant I couldn't move without sticking my ass on wet paint. Which I did, many times. I have white stripes, man. On my arms, my hair. It's a sad thing. Though last night was sad altogether. Finishing painting Corey wanted his tea, so I washed up, opened the fridge and a tin fell out on my toes. Then the coleslaw fell and the tub split, spilling coleslaw everywhere. James picked a moment not long after to walk in and ask if I was making tea and it was in the oven and couldn't he smell it and OMG! Bad timing, James.

Now, a meme gacked from callsigns

1. Put your music player of choice on shuffle
2. Scene one = first song played, scene two = second, so on.
3. No cheating/skipping
4. Pass it on



Opening Credits -- Too Bad. Nickelback.

So it's going to be one of those movies is it.

Waking Up -- This Woman. Maxwell.

I've no idea why this is on my playlist. Do I even like it? I don't know. Does it mean I'm waking with a woman, is this a movie about exploring sexuality? So many questions.

An Ordinary Day -- This Is How You Remind Me. Nickelback.

I only have two Nickleback songs, really. Shut up! Still going with the slightly depressing theme I see.

Falling in Love -- Ignition. R. Kelly.

Looks like I fall in love with a crash, no soft run ups for me. Straight in there.

The Rumble -- It's Not Easy Being Me. Dawsons Creek.

A rumble to this song? It could happen I suppose. All arty, sitting at a window all depressed as fighting goes on in the background.

The Break-up -- I'll Be Your Angel. Kira.

Okay

Getting Back Together -- Awful. Hole.

So getting back together was a bad thing. Dude, this movie is depressing.

Life's Okay -- Blurry. Puddle of Mudd.

Totally depressing if Blurry represents when my life is okay. Man, I wouldn't want to see it when it's bad.

The Mental Breakdown -- Freak on a Leash. Korn.

Ahahahahaha. Just perfect. Obviously the sad status of my life has sent me off the deep end.

Cruising -- Baby Boy. Big Brovaz.

I cruise all chilled out it seems. Probably sleepy after the big mental breakdown.

The Flashback -- Plc 4 mie Haed. Linking Park feat Zion

It fits *g*

The Frat Party -- She's Like the Wind. Jan Wayne.

It least it wasn't the Patrick Swayze version! Not that I know anything about that, ahem.

Everybody Dance Now -- Pushing Me Away. Linkin Park.

So, it seems I push away those that want to dance. By this point in the movie the audience will have lost the will to live.

Regretting -- Roxanne (Fugees remix) Praz f Puff Daddy and Sting

But it's okay, for here's Sting to cheer you up. Wait, don't go!

The Long Night Alone -- With You Remix. Linkin Park.

A night alone with pounding nu metal. Probably heading to another breakdown.

A Death -- Time of Your Life. Greenday.

There couldn't be a better choice really.

End Credits -- Hit or Miss. New Found Glory.

Yep, the movie of my life was hit or miss for sure.



^{1 Considering the journal you're reading you'll probably know I mean Chris Kirkpatrick. I know there's a Chris K that pops up for the WBRPS fandom but here's it's always pop Chris K. Unless I'm talking about my brother Chris. In which case it won't be alongside sex things because that'll be just wrong! My brother doesn't have sex, his baby is some kind of miracle.}

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[rikes]

I have red paint in my hair and hands, from our new fence that I've been painting. (The rest are on mom's clothes, I stole them when I went to paint. Bad girl.) We'd sure make a cute couple. :)

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I should have stolen some clothes, that would have saved mine *g*

I bet your red painted self looks great :)

Oh well, at least it shows we've been working.