turps: (CRAMP!)
[personal profile] turps
For Den, who wanted Lamp h/c, and sometimes when you're supposed to be writing remix, all you can do is write utter crack ;)







It started with the looks. Narrowed eyes and lips curled briefly in a sneer. Lamp ignored those, letting the hostile glances bounce of his glass.

The words were harder to ignore. “Interspecies sex is wrong! Freak! You’re no better than a lightbulb! Lamp would scrape along the floor, his wax bubbling defiantly until he was tucked back in his corner, his flex curled sadly around his base.

Then it happened. Hands on his glass, a jeering voice and shaken so harshly his wax was nothing but tiny balls. There was no way to cry for help, and all Lamp could do was keep bubbling as he was lifted up high and thrown to the ground.

He landed with a crack, glass splintering, wax and liquid spilling to the floor.

“Lamp!”

Lamp tried to hold on, gathered his strength and blew one last empty bubble when Chris cradled him, pressing gentle fingers over the crack in Lamp’s side.

He’d had a good life.

~*~*~*~

“Lamp. Lamp, can you hear me?”

Awareness returned slowly. Lamp felt fragile, his base dented, his glass coated in glue.

“I think he’s coming back to us.” JC smiled down at Lamp, running his fingers over aching cracks. “You gave us a scare.”

“Yeah, you were nearly drained dry. We had to top you up with flat Mountain Dew.”

Enjoying the feel of Justin stroking his flex, Lamp attempted a bubble, his wax heating, growing when Joey laid his hand on his base, when Lance stroked Lamp’s plug against the soft skin of his cheek.

“She won’t bother you again, jealous bitch.”

Lamp’s wax bubbled up when he saw the bruises across Chris’ knuckles. He felt safe now, protected in this circle of men who loved him so much.

Now all he had to do was get better, show them in his own special way that he loved them too.

Date: 2007-04-25 12:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] raynedanser.livejournal.com
OH MY GOD! GROUP-Lamp!!!!! I love you so much right now. :D

Thanks sweetie!!!!

Date: 2007-04-25 12:12 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (Nick (digital_diva))
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
The Lamp love must be embraced!

Especially when you're supposed to be doing other things ;)

*mwah*

Date: 2007-04-25 12:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mickeym.livejournal.com
Oh, my god, I LOVE YOU. Marry me?

You're a treasure. A *treasure*. *snugs you*

Poor Lamp! Glad he has his boys to soothe him.


I loved your cut tag, btw *g* Shame? What's that?

Date: 2007-04-25 01:05 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (Nick (digital_diva))
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
Of course I'll marry you!

We'll run off together and have happy days lusting over pretty boys :D

Lamp is love. &hearts

I have no concept of shame anymore. It's drained away *g*

Date: 2007-04-25 01:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ephemera.livejournal.com
- the second sentence of this article is just for you (http://www.wired.com/culture/lifestyle/commentary/alttext/2007/04/alttext_0425)

Date: 2007-04-25 01:07 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (chris purple.)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
Ahahahha.

Yep, that fits.

Date: 2007-04-25 02:08 pm (UTC)
pensnest: bright-eyed baby me (Lava Lamps Rule!)
From: [personal profile] pensnest
You know, that strikes me as a list of story requests...

Date: 2007-04-25 02:07 pm (UTC)
pensnest: bright-eyed baby me (Love in many guises)
From: [personal profile] pensnest
OMG*LAMP*NOOOOooooooooo!!!!

Phew.

*worships*

When I get a new web program and any skills, I am going to create a Proper Lamp Archive on my website. This stuff ought to be preserved in *style*.

Date: 2007-04-25 02:53 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (Nick (digital_diva))
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
Lamp nearly died!

A Lamp Archive would be awesome. I bet you could make it look wonderful.

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Date: 2007-04-25 02:07 pm (UTC)
rikes: (Only if JC helps)
From: [personal profile] rikes
Terri, you're a riot. I think this should be called GLF = group lamp fic!

Date: 2007-04-25 02:50 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (Nick (digital_diva))
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
It should! When Lamp is better he can totally dive into the GLF!

Date: 2007-04-25 02:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] phaballa.livejournal.com
OMG. I love you. I LOVE you. This is pretty much the best thing I have ever read in the history of the universe.

Date: 2007-04-25 02:42 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (Nick (digital_diva))
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
*bows*

Why thank you!

Lamp has quite a following around here. I don't know if you've read any more lamp fic, but Turlough keeps a list here (http://www.livejournal.com/tools/memories.bml?user=turloughishere&keyword=Popslash+Chris+%2B+Lamp+%3D+twu+wuv&filter=all)

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Date: 2007-04-25 02:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] paperdollkisses.livejournal.com
BWAH! OK. This is hysterical. I'm not a lamp fan at all. But I knew the words group lamp and Terri would have me laughing. You did not disappoint.

Oh and Um...

poor poor lamp.

Date: 2007-04-25 02:49 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (Nick (digital_diva))
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
You know, making you laugh has made the whole thing worth it.

*mwah*

Date: 2007-04-25 03:33 pm (UTC)
ext_1816: (Default)
From: [identity profile] lazydwarf.livejournal.com
I love you in ways that cannot be expressed, and this story yet again adds to that love. Terri, this is hilarious.

Date: 2007-04-25 03:40 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (Nick (digital_diva))
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
And I love you like Chris loves Lamp, which is a lot *nods*

I'm glad you enjoyed *g*

Date: 2007-04-25 04:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chrismm.livejournal.com
Ahaha! You are the wind beneath my wings. No, seriously.

Date: 2007-04-25 04:54 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (chris purple.)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
Hee. Thank you!

Date: 2007-04-25 05:15 pm (UTC)
stellamira: (Popslash - We win at crack)
From: [personal profile] stellamira
Oh, poor Lamp! It's a fate he doesn't deserve, but thank God they know how to fix him.

Date: 2007-04-25 05:41 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (Nick (digital_diva))
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
Poor Lamp, a victim of lamp bashing :(

But yes, they fixed him and he's whole again!

Date: 2007-04-25 05:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trumpeterofdoom.livejournal.com
You know what I'm usually like with Lamp!fic, but AWWWWWWWWWW! ♥

Date: 2007-04-25 05:42 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (DR Mikey2)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
Ahahhahaha.

Everyone falls for Lamp eventually!

Date: 2007-04-25 05:25 pm (UTC)
ext_312: Desolation Row!Gerard (Default)
From: [identity profile] turloughishere.livejournal.com
Meeeeep!!! It's Lamp h/c! My eyes, my poor, scarred eyes!!!! :-)

Date: 2007-04-25 05:43 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (chris purple.)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
It could have been worse! There could have been healing with the power of sex ;)

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Date: 2007-04-25 05:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] withdiamonds.livejournal.com
Oh, god, Terri. This is...I just have no words. No words other than AHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. It may have even brought a tear to my eye. Really.

*backs slowly away from your lj*

Date: 2007-04-25 05:44 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (Nick (digital_diva))
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
Lamp is love.

&hearts Lamp &hearts

No! Stay and play with Lamp and me!

Date: 2007-04-25 06:25 pm (UTC)
sidra: mandala (Default)
From: [personal profile] sidra
"We had to top you up with flat Mountain Dew."

Rotfl!

It's very disturbing that I was momentarily worried about Lamp, but took comfort in the fact that it was labeled as h/c instead of deathfic ;)

Date: 2007-04-25 07:00 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (chris purple.)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
Lamp is full of sugary goodness now. It'll make him bubble all the harder ;)

Ahahahaha. You rock. No deathfics for the Lamp fandom yet *g*

Date: 2007-04-25 06:52 pm (UTC)
ext_8630: guh, ink + skin = ded (Default)
From: [identity profile] bellamyrose.livejournal.com
Poor, poor Lamp.

Thank goodness his boys were there to put him back together. :D

This was great, Terri!

Date: 2007-04-25 07:01 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (Nick (digital_diva))
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
Lamp is lucky to have such loving men to fix him.

Thank you!

Date: 2007-04-25 07:08 pm (UTC)
nopseud: (lamp(s) -- pensnest)
From: [personal profile] nopseud
I love you with the passion of a thousand fiery suns lava lamps. Hee! Lamp h/c!

Date: 2007-04-25 10:02 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (Nick (digital_diva))
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
Lamp and h/c, two of my favourite things!

Date: 2007-04-25 11:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vaudevilles.livejournal.com
Sick sick sick puppy. So many dirty insinuations.

*loves on you*

Date: 2007-04-26 06:56 am (UTC)
ext_1650: (Nick (digital_diva))
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
You know I like to share the sickness ;)

*smooch*

Date: 2007-04-26 01:41 am (UTC)
ext_34557: (Default)
From: [identity profile] desultory6.livejournal.com
OMG, you win! I don't know what you win, but who cares because you win.

Date: 2007-04-26 06:57 am (UTC)
ext_1650: (DR Mikey2)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
I suspect I should win a trip away in a nice white coat ;)

Thank you!

Date: 2007-04-26 06:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] duoshinigami.livejournal.com
Oh my God!

I wish you could have watched my facial expressions as I read this. It was short but I've probably never had that many ranges of horrified/giddy/and hysterics while reading any story!

Woman! I love you! This little ficlet was absolutely neccesary for my life to go on. Group!Lamp...!!!! Who thinks of this? Honestly. You morbidly brilliant wonderful Lovely Lady! Oh jeez...I need to calm myself down. *takes deep breaths*

You're awesome.

(Oh, and I made it to class just as we started yesterday!)

Date: 2007-04-29 12:59 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (DR Mikey2)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
but I've probably never had that many ranges of horrified/giddy/and hysterics while reading any story!

Hee! That's cool!

I had to write group Lamp at some time, there was a gap in the genre ;)

I'm glad you enjoyed, and made class.

*smooch*

Date: 2007-04-29 01:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_bettina_/
Hahahahahahahahah! Oh boy *g*.

Date: 2007-04-29 04:32 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (DR Mikey2)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
Hee, glad you enjoyed!
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