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[turps]

If you know me, you'll know that I'll pair Chris with anyone, and in fact when I first came into the fandom, I was a trickyfish girl. As shown by my Yahoo name, which is trickyfishter. But, it didn't take long to lose my heart to trickc. While I'll happily read and write any Chris pairing, trickc is the pairing of my heart.

I've been thrilled to see so many people contributing to the day today. I really do love the pairing days, and enjoy every one. There's something cool about seeing people showcasing the pairings they enjoy, the pictures and stories, posts of love really. How can that not be awesome?

I thought I'd share one of my favourite trickc pictures. I mean, JC has on a furry waistcoat thing, and his cheekbones look amazing. Chris has sparkly pineapple hair, multiple earrings, purple tinged glasses and a shiny coat. They're the most ridiculous boys ever, and I adore them.



In other non Trickc news, Corey and James are going to see a classic showing of Dracula at the cinema tonight. While I'm staying at home to nurse my cold with cough medicine and hot orange. Also, lots of House, Brothers and Sisters and Moonlight watching.

I'm also sitting laughing at this quote from Joey regarding Lance's book. "I need to read this," Fatone said. "Then I heard everything else around about it. He's slashing Justin [Timberlake] and I was like, 'What?!' "

Sadly it seems they cut the next line, which was. How could he?! Everyone knows the only good pairing in Nsync is me and JC!

Lance the slasher ftw!

I hope all you who celebrate Halloween are having a great time, eat some chocolate for me :)

Comments

[ariadnem.livejournal.com]

Everyone knows the only good pairing in Nsync is me and JC! Oh, this just made me so happy. *glomps*

I wanted and tried to write something for you today, given that's TrickC day and you've made me adore the pairing almost as much as I love JC x Joey, but btw work, home and myself I couldn't. I will though, but not for today.

So babe, Happy TrickC day and get some rest. I'll certainly eat all that chocolate for you.

*luvs*

[turps33.livejournal.com]

JoeC is a sadly underwritten pairing :(

You are such a sweetheart, I know you'll write something fabulous.

Hee! Enjoy the chocolate.

*smooch*

[phaballa.livejournal.com]

How badly do I want to write a Lance-secretly-writes-fic fic?? SO BADLY. Only he'd write like, all the worst pairings. He'd write het. He'd be all, "Britney and Justin FOREVER" and shit. It would be amazing.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

How badly do I want to write a Lance-secretly-writes-fic fic?

That would be so awesome!

Personally, I like to think of him posting on Nifty, one of those 897862886 chaptered stories called Justin's Angel and the fic would be all dry delivery with an obsession with describing the sex in detail. Because Lance thinks describing ten inch dicks that make you come five times is hot.

[phaballa.livejournal.com]

Ahaha omg. It could be like, Lance's slow evolution into slash. He could use all the fun words like--love holes and dripping anuses and pleasure sticks of doom.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha, yes!

He'd sit at his desk and do the two finger typing thing as he writes about the epic love affair of Dustin and Cristof. Which includes lots of euphemisms for dick, because Lance has researched, and knows writing a good slash fic is all about the dick words.

His massive member pulsating, Dustin placed its ruby red bulbous tip near Cristoph's straining....

Lance pauses, taps his fingers on the desk, thinks, 'grasping hole, winking eye, starfish. No! Pert bud!'

.... near Cristop's straining pert bud of an anus.

[phaballa.livejournal.com]

OH. MY. GOD. That is the best thing ever in the history of ever. I've read some awesome meta-ish fics where the boys are slashers, but never something as hilarious as Lance writing epic badfic.

The real question is, would Lance embrace the Cramp love?

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Are you kidding!?

The original lamp story was Lance's first public story!

The clues are all there, giving himself a massive dick that chews its way out of leather pants. Giving Justin a background role, because damn it, Justin gets to be front and center enough! Then JC is Lance's boyfriend, which makes Lance drew hearts. And Chris. Chris who's harassed Lance since the day they met. The fic allowed Lance his revenge while also showing his intellegince, because shoving the lamp up Chris' ass is totally a metaphor that shows that Chris talks out of his ass, and Lance is shutting him up.

Now Lance keeps logging onto LJ, checking if anyone has added something to his fandom.

[phaballa.livejournal.com]

Lance also checks his ljtoys religiously and keeps track of all the people who read his fic but don't leave comments. He has a giant spreadsheet and there are charts involved and everything. Sometimes he has to write Backstreet into his fic, and he always makes Nick fat and stupid, just because he CAN.

Also, Justin has a tiny dick throbbingly engorged manhood. Lance knows because he's actually SEEN it.

[vaudevilles.livejournal.com]

You guys are bonkers and fabulous and hysterical.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Lance the badfic writer is fun!

[turps33.livejournal.com]

OMG! YES! His spreadsheet is on an epic scale now, and he checks it every day when he logs on. Then if he reads a fic by someone on his shit list he'll comment anonymously, telling them they suck.

He always reads anything new listed at shinyandnew and often ends up spluttering with rage, because come on! Like JC would sleep with Justin.

To make himself feel better he writes a new fic, adding fat Nick and moronic winking Howie. That's always good for his mood.

Then he adds another chapter of his Joshtin fic at What they All Wish For. The story where Justin is pining after JC and spends his night fondling his pathetically small love sausage while JC blanks him totally.

[phaballa.livejournal.com]

Ahaha omg. And he uses the word "love sausage" a lot. He has to ban all the annoying girls who want to defend Justin's manmeat sizeage with concert photos and counteracts them by making a picspam of JC's crotch. He adds his own in there just for fun sometimes, because the jean jewels are pretty awesome and really, the world should recognize that.

Meanwhile in the Joshtin fic, Justin turns into a crazy stalker who leaves decapitated animals on JC's doorstep, and JC had to call in his best friend Lance for protection. It's an AU based on Cape Fear. Lance is sort of worried about the torture scenes, but he's determined to make it as realistic as possible.

[rikes]

I was totally surprised by the number of trickc posts on my FL today. YAY for pairing days!

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Me too! People really did great.

I love pairing days so much :D

[musiclover03.livejournal.com]

That is a great pic : Chris' hair/sunglasses/shirt all match! and hasnt Chris worn that outfit at some point?

TrickC is love. and so is the fact that you embrace the TrickC so much :)

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Chris wore something similar, lots of fur and sparkle *g*

Trickc really is love! As are the amazing trickc girls like you.