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[turps]

Happy birthday to erilyn. I hope you have a fantastic day, you awesome lady of much pimping goodness :D

I was happily reading my flist and enjoying a post of cracked out pairings, when a most horrific image was placed in my mind. David Hasslehoff slashed. Just the thought makes me shudder. I'd rather read anything but that. His hairy chest, those teeth, the greasy hair, the insane staring eyes, the way his manboobs flapped up and down when he ran along the beach. Oh man, I hate my mind. I started imaging what you sadistic people would comment to make it worse, and now I'm seeing him in pink panties. *whimpers*

I was reading the entries at pops366 and they cracked me up so much. That's funny stuff right there.

I think icecreamhdaches is amazing, but often I read the comments and just boggle. It's nice to know a celebrity's mental state/relationship status can be deciphered through a few misspelled words.

In other news, this is my life right now.

James: My knee hurts, and before you say anything, I've taken my tablets.
Me: Well it will hurt. Give it a chance to get better.

Minutes later.

James: My knee is still all swollen and hasn't changed.
Me: You only started the antibiotics on Sunday night, give them a chance.
James: What shall I do!?
Me: Lie down, keep your leg straight and shut up.

Five minutes later.

James: My leg hurts. Come here and rub my neck/knee/leg/make me something to eat/get me a drink/get my tablets/unfold my blanket
Me: .....

*smooches* to Mags ;)

Comments

[mickeym.livejournal.com]

His hairy chest, those teeth, the greasy hair, the insane staring eyes, the way his manboobs flapped up and down when he ran along the beach. Oh man, I hate my mind. I started imaging what you sadistic people would comment to make it worse, and now I'm seeing him in pink panties. *whimpers*

DUDE. I haven't had nearly enough sleep for you to be torturing me like that. Esp. since I'm too tired to think of anything sufficiently horrifying to torture you BACK WITH. *scowls*

God, now *I'm* picturing him in pink panties. I hate you SO MUCH right now, Terri.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry!

I've just posted Cramp. Will that make you love me again?

*bats eyelashes at you*

[ephemera.livejournal.com]

it must be very frustrating to be ill, but at the same time - go you for not smothering him!

[chrismm.livejournal.com]

What I was thinking exactly. Good luck, Terri! *sends strength to resist the temptation, also hugs*

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Thank you, honey. I'll take it all :)

[turps33.livejournal.com]

It has to be, especially as he's effectively tied to the couch. I just need to keep reminding myself of that *g*

[glendaglamazon.livejournal.com]

Heh, men are so very childish when sick/injured, aren't they? Hang in there, babe! :)

[turps33.livejournal.com]

They really are. Things are always a thousand times worse than reality. Good job I love him, that's what I say ;)

[turloughishere.livejournal.com]

Just from reading your James report I feel torn between feeling sorry for him and wanting to strangle him and I can only imaging how you're feeling. Be strong! Remember that hiding bodies are DIFFICULT!

Oh, and I've just started to read a Gerard & Mikey gen fic that I think you'll like, The Year of Living Safely (http://stele3.insanejournal.com/111744.html) by stele3. (There's a Gerard/Frank sequel that I recced a few months ago.)

[turps33.livejournal.com]

To be honest, feeling sorry for him wins out for me mostly. It's just when I get asked to do something for the hundredth time I want to bop him on the head *g*

Thanks for the rec! That looks great!

[puszysty.livejournal.com]

Ephemera wanted crazy, she got crazy! That's all I'm sayin.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

I bow at your ability to deal out cracked out pairings. You're the best *g*

[hakeer.livejournal.com]

Oh, men. I'm sure his leg actually hurts, but it had to be said. ;)

[turps33.livejournal.com]

You've got it in one. I give him a load of sympathy for being ill, but it only goes so far *g*

[geneli4.livejournal.com]

of the good: if he's stuck on the couch, you can leave and he can't follow you!

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Hee! Yes. There is that.

Extra love for you today, sweetheart.

[erilyn.livejournal.com]

Thank you! I've got work, then we're going to a rugby game afterwards (unless the weather is really crap *g*).

[turps33.livejournal.com]

You're welcome! That sounds like a fine day, well, maybe not the work part *g*

[erilyn.livejournal.com]

And my team won! And the weather was only kind of crappy (lots of rain, but at least it wasn't ridiculously hot for the poor guys *g*).

[rikes]

That's some unamusing theatre on your couch. Good luck with him!

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Tell me about it!

[vaudevilles.livejournal.com]

I have spent *far* too long trying to come up with a worse person to slash. Terry Wogan? Chris Farley? SIMON COWELL! Simon Cowell and the Hoff together!!!

Now that I have you with bleach in hand...

Many many hugs to you and James may your saintlike patience pay off very very very soon x

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Well, sometimes I think Simon is quite attractive, so... don't hate me!

Terry Wogan however, with the Hoff. Man. There's not enough brain bleach in the world!

*smooch*

[frausorge]

You deserve a medal for putting up with that!

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Can I have the one from the black parade with attached Mikey?

Thanks, honey.

[ihearthings-ii.livejournal.com]

awh James. Poor you. I hope he feels better soon, for both of you!

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I really hope he is too.