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Happy birthday to [livejournal.com profile] erilyn. I hope you have a fantastic day, you awesome lady of much pimping goodness :D

I was happily reading my flist and enjoying a post of cracked out pairings, when a most horrific image was placed in my mind. David Hasslehoff slashed. Just the thought makes me shudder. I'd rather read anything but that. His hairy chest, those teeth, the greasy hair, the insane staring eyes, the way his manboobs flapped up and down when he ran along the beach. Oh man, I hate my mind. I started imaging what you sadistic people would comment to make it worse, and now I'm seeing him in pink panties. *whimpers*

I was reading the entries at [livejournal.com profile] pops366 and they cracked me up so much. That's funny stuff right there.

I think [livejournal.com profile] icecreamhdaches is amazing, but often I read the comments and just boggle. It's nice to know a celebrity's mental state/relationship status can be deciphered through a few misspelled words.

In other news, this is my life right now.

James: My knee hurts, and before you say anything, I've taken my tablets.
Me: Well it will hurt. Give it a chance to get better.

Minutes later.

James: My knee is still all swollen and hasn't changed.
Me: You only started the antibiotics on Sunday night, give them a chance.
James: What shall I do!?
Me: Lie down, keep your leg straight and shut up.

Five minutes later.

James: My leg hurts. Come here and rub my neck/knee/leg/make me something to eat/get me a drink/get my tablets/unfold my blanket
Me: .....

*smooches* to Mags ;)
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