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Mar. 23rd, 2008 04:33 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
turpsToday I'm celebrating Easter by alternately reading stories at a Waycest comm and adultfanfic.net. So far I've read about anorexia, cutting, rape, depression, prostitution, incest, much crying and willowy limbs. I feel bestiality and necrophilia are needed to complete the set.
It's snowing and sadly my chocolate bunny was consumed last night. This gives me woe.
Obviously the only thing that will fix such a travesty is a huge mug of coffee and another fic.
It's snowing and sadly my chocolate bunny was consumed last night. This gives me woe.
Obviously the only thing that will fix such a travesty is a huge mug of coffee and another fic.
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Date: 2008-03-23 04:43 pm (UTC)And that's what I've also been doing.
Can I send you my word2urmomma fic? You don't have to read it today it's for the 31st at the latest. Please?
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Date: 2008-03-23 05:05 pm (UTC)And sure, send it over. I'll get it back to you asap.
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Date: 2008-03-23 04:49 pm (UTC)The cutting stories always drive me nuts. I hate cutting.
I'm attempting to write and listening to music (more Linkin Park). It's going middling, but at least I am making some progress.
I was so excited to read yesterday that you were working on your AU story! That fills me with glee!
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Date: 2008-03-23 05:04 pm (UTC)The cutting story was just, wow. In one chapter Mikey has his scarred arms in Gerard's face. The next Gerard is wondering if Mikey could be a cutter. It's like, what do you think those scars and healing cuts were? Mikey having a continuous fight with a wildcat. Honestly.
Oh. Linkin Park is always awesome to listen to. What are you writing? Anything fun?
I have glee about the AU too. It's at 2,000 words now. Not a bad start I think. Ray's just about to tell Matt he's fired. Which is upsetting him. Poor guy. But Matt didn't turn up with the mower fuel. He has to go!
Though I did just do a little rewriting due to earlier reading a story where the Way Unit were living in their house with no food, and my story had a scene of G looking in an empty fridge too. While I'll write the angst, the badfic vibe was a little strong *g*
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Date: 2008-03-23 05:16 pm (UTC)I've been on such a Linkin Park kick these past two weeks. I even downloaded the latest album from iTunes.
I wish the writing was more fun! I'd like to be immersed in it, but instead I'm just dabbling. A hundred words here and then a hundred words there. I'm working on the sequel to the story I posted yesterday and I am thinking about working on the story I hope to post for Awesome April. Yesterday I was a real magpie and worked on 4 different stories. Always being distracted by the shiny, is me.
2,000 words is not a bad start all! That's fantastic! Poor Ray, having to be the boss and fire Matt! But good things like Bob will come from it, so yay!
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Date: 2008-03-23 05:37 pm (UTC)The latest LP album is good. Though if forced I think Hybrid Theory is my favourite. I love Crawling a lot, but at the same time, Meteora is awesome too. Really I can't pick, but I do know Reanimation would be at the bottom of the list.
You really are distracted at the shiny. Still, working on the NCIS and popslash too gives me glee! And you know, a hundred words here and there still adds up. You could end up with four finished stories at once.
Bob! Yes Bob is arriving soon. I'm looking forward to that. I want to have him digging a flower bed and hold the hose pipe, drenching his hair and then shaking his head so droplets fly everywhere. So cliched, but Bob will make it work.
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Date: 2008-03-23 05:54 pm (UTC)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5O9LCixogA
I tell myself that every little bit helps! Even if I am just better connecting scenes, I am making it better and flow nicer, even if it feels the story isn't going anywhere.
So excited about your AU! It'll be fantastic. And a wet, dripping Bob could never be a cliche! He's too hot and sexy. *g*
So distracted!
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Date: 2008-03-23 07:08 pm (UTC)So distracted!
I think it's catching!
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Date: 2008-03-23 05:02 pm (UTC)To be honest though, just wanted to comment to avoid further miscommunication. *snort*
Peas are still rocking on. *g*
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Date: 2008-03-23 05:06 pm (UTC)Peas are rocking on! They'll be rocking even faster when I finish waxing lyrically about Ianto ;)
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Date: 2008-03-23 05:04 pm (UTC)And do vampire fics fall into the necrophilia category? That's always been a little unclear...
*leaves you a chocolate bunny and espresso*
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Date: 2008-03-23 05:13 pm (UTC)Hmmmm. You know, technically they would. I mean, vampires are dead and all. But at the same time, they move and respond. A true necrophilia story would have to be with an unmoving corpse. Which is something I've never actually read in a fannish story.
Maybe the spirit of the badfic will take me over and I'll write Gerard murdering his brother, sneaking into the morgue at night and then having sex with Mikey's body on the cold steel table. Though I imagine penetration would be difficult, and rather cold. Gee would need lube, still, it would be a nice tight experience.
Dude, look what you've got me thinking about! I like you *g*
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Date: 2008-03-23 05:36 pm (UTC)And I was thinking about writing a ficlet.
But then. No. :p
If the corpse is still warm because he just fillet him.
And I don't think it would be cold, more room temperature. And the friction would warm it up.
*o*
And double necrophilia icon.
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Date: 2008-03-23 05:37 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-03-23 05:46 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-03-23 05:56 pm (UTC)But wikipedia just told me that it means the same thing that it does in french. Facepalm!
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Date: 2008-03-23 05:41 pm (UTC)And I don't think it would be cold, more room temperature. And the friction would warm it up.
You're right, the friction would warm him up. Plus you could arrange the body for optimal pleasure. No worrying about flexibility issues. I mean, if a hip pops out of joint it doesn't matter. He's dead anyway.
That's the perfect icon for this :)
Necrophilia fic
Date: 2008-03-23 06:16 pm (UTC)The body was still warm. Still fresh, some blood was slowly leaking out of it by the bullet hole in his head, making a huge poodle of blood on the white tiled floor of the bathroom. He pulled down the body's pants to reveal a soft white skin almost reaching room temperature.
He reached for a bottle of lube and slid two slick finger in JC's dead body.
Finally his years of lust and longing would be satisfied. He pulled out his erect cock, and whiteout thinking twice pushed himself inside the dead body. He took one leg and pushed it up under him. His movement pushing the leg closer and closer to JC's face. With his hand he pushed away the blood stained gun. He leaned forward and kissed the dead lips that where already room temperature, sliding his tongue inside the none moving mouth touching his dead tongue.
The body was warming up around him. He took JC's both arm and pushed them up. Over his head. Pushing in deeper and deeper, feeling some tissue rip under him.
"Fucking cock tease, you got what you deserved" He though as he came inside the body and all over the blood.
Chase got up, whipped himself on JC's open shirt, buckled up his pants and ran out of the room.
Now I feel dirty! :O
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Date: 2008-03-23 06:30 pm (UTC)I especially like the visual of coming in the blood. Very effective.
Go you!
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Date: 2008-03-24 03:28 am (UTC)I've posted it over at my fic journal! :p
And tried to correct a few typos.
Re: Necrophilia fic
Date: 2008-03-23 09:49 pm (UTC)And I feel all...odd for digging this. But I do.
*gives you a bloostained gold star*
Re: Necrophilia fic
Date: 2008-03-24 03:27 am (UTC)And yes, do come to the dark side of RPS.
It's clearly addicting.
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Date: 2008-03-23 09:54 pm (UTC)It would be gross and yet hilarious to declare a death fic day - kill off your favorite characters! Then sex 'em up!
Dude, look what you've got me thinking about! I like you *g*
Heh! Well, I live to instigate. *MWAH!*
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Date: 2008-03-23 10:43 pm (UTC)That should be an icon.
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Date: 2008-03-24 04:22 pm (UTC)It really should.
I'd add that button to my bag strap, that's for sure. Would also wear the t-shirt [though not to Sunday dinner...]
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Date: 2008-03-24 09:32 am (UTC)It would be gross and yet hilarious to declare a death fic day - kill off your favorite characters! Then sex 'em up!
That would be an awesome idea!
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Date: 2008-03-24 07:00 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-03-24 09:06 am (UTC)I love you so much right now. Seriously.
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Date: 2008-03-23 05:40 pm (UTC)*snickers* Only in fandom -- any fandom! -- does a sentence like that make complete and utter sense *g* Or even be possible. *cough*
Sorry the chocolate bunny is gone :(
Wanna come write my Sweet Charity story(ies) for me? Pretty please?
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Date: 2008-03-23 05:46 pm (UTC)Fandom is awesome like that. Though I haven't actually read any necrophilia fic. Bestiality, sure, but having sex with dead bodies doesn't seem to be popular for some reason *g*
The chocolate bunny was yummy. Sadly gone too soon.
Somehow I think your winners wouldn't be happy with a story from me. But you can totally have a load of good writing vibes. You can do it!
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Date: 2008-03-23 05:52 pm (UTC)Well, if you won't write them for me, the load of good vibes will have to do *g* Thank you!
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Date: 2008-03-23 06:28 pm (UTC)It's so intense and fantastic. The pain and utter surrender. It kept me enthralled for every word.
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Date: 2008-03-23 10:49 pm (UTC)Well, if you're willing to count zombies, then if course you have!
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Date: 2008-03-23 05:48 pm (UTC)I still haven't eaten a single chocolate! I have to wait till tomorrow. How wrong and cruel is that?!
Also, dude, I love your reading!
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Date: 2008-03-23 06:51 pm (UTC)It's nearly tomorrow. The think of all the chocolate you can have, and the satisfaction of knowing you got to the end.
My reading is awesome! Much of the win!
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Date: 2008-03-23 06:40 pm (UTC)This post is amusing me in a 'how far can it go' sense. We started with bestiality and necrophilia, and now it's fucking a dead dog. Sadly I'm at a loss about how to take it to the next level. Unless Gerard is wearing a skin made of the dead dog while fucking Mikey's dead body.
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Date: 2008-03-23 07:05 pm (UTC)Yep, that would be taking it further. Especially if they are still kids.
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Date: 2008-03-23 08:40 pm (UTC)If this was posted at mychemslash it would be an instant classic.
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