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[turps]

There's a post in me somewhere about how LJ helps shape your kink buttons, because one day you'll blink and realise that someone getting led around on a dog leash or boot licking is the hottest thing ever!

But that day is not today. Instead I'll tell you that people told me wonderful things in my last post. JC on a leash, Spencer wanking off to pictures of Mikey's whore boots. A Chris/Mikey/boot ficbit of deliciousness. I was reading comments and flailing like crazy.

Talking of which.

These are not the boots of hotness.



Or these.



These aren't them either.



But fear not, for here they are!



A side view, complete with delicately crossed leg.



If you too go out for a walk in the leaves with your slightly strange older brother and three other hot friends, make sure you wear your best leaf crushing whoreboots.



An oh so casual lift of the leg, showing off the boots nicely.



The boots are also good for those situations when your slightly strange older brother pretends to be an alien who wants to shun the cameras.



Grimace of power! Leg of length! Boots of awesomeness!



For those moments when you're rocking the brother love, whore boots are the perfect addition.



They also look good in black and white, especially combined with no lips and bent leg.



When wearing whore boots, ensure you place them in the best lighting possible.



Whore boots are versatile. Add a smart jacket, some product, awesome make up and a tie, and you too are ready for any occasion. Sadly, you need to find your own hot little dude with mask.



The boots allows a stance of much slinkiness.



While also providing stability when you stand in front of a crowd and know you're just that hot.



THIGH! The boots are there, see!



Okay, I'm sorry. But Mikey's foot looks huge!



WHAT!? I'm sure he's wearing the boots.



Be aware the whore boots may cause wrinkling of the pants. However, that's of little consequence to the serious wearer.



Oh good grief. Insert own caption here. I'm dead.



They also look good in a casual setting, the combination of strip of belly, glasses, boots, texting, and many layers combining for that special Mikeyway style.



If you too want to be a bad ass, go for the whore boot, stern face and clenched fist look.



To end, because you can't have a whore boot post without this, bonus Pete. Mikey and Pete, their love is so whore boot-ey

Comments

[sperrywink]

You just made my morning!

I particularly loved They also look good in a casual setting, the combination of strip of belly, glasses, boots, texting, and many layers combining for that special Mikeyway style.

Belly and boots! How perfect can he get? I need to copy you and make a whore boots icon. STAT.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

YAY! I'm glad.

Belly and boots! How perfect can he get?

I don't think it's possible for him to get any more perfect. I find myself fascinated by the shot where he's crossed the straps, like he was in a hurry to get dressed. Which makes my mind go to lovely places.

And yes, you should have a whore boot icon for sure!

[llamabitchyo.livejournal.com]

...

holy shit

is it hot in here or is it just me?

[turps33.livejournal.com]

It is very hot!

Mikeyway is as hot as a thousand fiery suns!

[iconis.livejournal.com]

AsgdjsakhjlhjsdhajksahjjklBLEEEEEEEEE.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

I KNOW!

How so hot, Mikeyway?!

[ceci2176.livejournal.com]

MROWR! Those boots almost make up for his severe lack of style when it comes to eyewear. *wheels away from hordes of upset fangirls*

[turps33.livejournal.com]

The boots are mega hot. As are his glasses. *glares* :P

[ceci2176.livejournal.com]

As are his glasses.
Are not. *pfft* But at least the boots are mega hot. *nodnod*

Are there any owie pics of him (or any other band members) out there? If so, I wanna see! And it might help me change my mind on the glasses thing. ;þ

[toeprint.livejournal.com]

Boot-y call! (Couldn't resist that bad pun.) He resembles Jason Behr in that forest picture.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Hee! Bad puns are always appreciated around these parts :D

Hmmm, yes. I can see it the resemblance.

[snarkyrainbow.livejournal.com]

While also providing stability when you stand in front of a crowd and know you're just that hot.

That's my favorite. Ha. Yay picspam of awesome!

[turps33.livejournal.com]

He really is just that hot, and he knows it.

Thank you! I'm glad you liked.

[snarkyrainbow.livejournal.com]

Will you hate me if I tell you that I just now know that? Like last week, I looked up and holy shit, Mikey Way is hot.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Man, no. Everyone has to come to the hotness of Mikeyway at their own pace.

Some of my best friends don't see it, but they'll get there in the end. I know it *g*

[snarkyrainbow.livejournal.com]

Well they have to if you keep posting picspams like this.

And you're right, it's a journey everyone has to make in their own time.

[crowgirl13.livejournal.com]

OMG Terri - this picspam needs some kind of warning on it. I forgot how to *breathe* for a moment there. That's a lot of hotness in one place. HOLY CRAP, MIKEYWAY! The leather coat/whore boot combo is just... *flails, having lost all descriptive powers*

Maybe it's Mikeyway that needs the warning label [Though perhaps that's what the Mikey fucking Way shirt is about?].

And I like the Wentzian conclusion. :)

*diez and is ded*

[turps33.livejournal.com]

The leather coat/whore boot combo is just... *flails, having lost all descriptive powers*

Tell me about it! The man can work it, and leave a person as a puddle of goo.

The Wentzian conclusion had to be in there, each time I think of boots I think of Mikey and Pete.

[turloughishere.livejournal.com]

Awesome boots!!! (Re the EMA pic: not even the hottest boots on earth can make standing with the toes inwards like that look anything but hilarious :-)

Were did you find the astounding pic of Frank and Mikey in the forest and are there any more like that around??!!

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Yes! The boots are fantastic, as is the man in them *g*

I love that he's knock-kneed and stands with his toes inwards. It's endearing :)

I have these other ones from the same shoot. They're not as big though, sadly.

[turloughishere.livejournal.com]

Ngnnng! Or however you write "swollows tounge because of total awesome hotness" :-) Thank you so MUCH!!! But what a pity we don't have them larger, I would love to make wallpapers of them.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

You're welcome.

There has to be bigger versions out there somewhere, if only we knew where.

[clumsygyrl.livejournal.com]

i often wonder if pete's whore boots and mikey's whore boots have conversations.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

I bet they'd have some stories to tell.

[clumsygyrl.livejournal.com]

i bet mikey's boots mock pete's.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

As they should. Because really, stars and stacked heels. Tsk.

[hegemony.livejournal.com]

I only care barely about who these people are, but I WANT THOSE BOOTS, GODDAMNIT! *Grabby hands*

[turps33.livejournal.com]

That seems to be a common reaction *g*

[rikes]

Re kink buttons: I was so not into vampires before, but then I fandomed for a while, and BANG, hottest thing ever.

I do like Mikeyway's boots and glasses, and the shot of him humping the suitcase. But really, he would look so much better if he washed, cut and combed his hair! :D

[turps33.livejournal.com]

It's weird how it happens. When I'm not brain dead I may do an actual post about how fandom forms kinks because it seems to have happened to a lot of people.

You know what's weird? I know Mikey has far too much product in his hair, and I know he often has hygiene issues, especially back in the day. But man, I'd still hit that.

[marrymehowie.livejournal.com]

I don't even know who the hell that is, but I sure appreciate the hotness:)

[turps33.livejournal.com]

You have fine taste!

And it's Mikeyway from My Chemical Romance :)

[saba1789.livejournal.com]

Guh, Mikey! Whore boots! I think I need a moment for myself now.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

I know how you feel. So awesome.

[frausorge]

ZOMG WHOA I cannot even handle this much hotness! Also, Frank's little FACE in the picture with the mic shoved up in Mikey's face. Frank looks so un-rockstarry and so fucking *cute*.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Frank is unbelievably cute! I swear, I get heart-eyes looking at them.