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There's a post in me somewhere about how LJ helps shape your kink buttons, because one day you'll blink and realise that someone getting led around on a dog leash or boot licking is the hottest thing ever!

But that day is not today. Instead I'll tell you that people told me wonderful things in my last post. JC on a leash, Spencer wanking off to pictures of Mikey's whore boots. A Chris/Mikey/boot ficbit of deliciousness. I was reading comments and flailing like crazy.

Talking of which.

These are not the boots of hotness.

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Or these.

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These aren't them either.

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But fear not, for here they are!

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A side view, complete with delicately crossed leg.

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If you too go out for a walk in the leaves with your slightly strange older brother and three other hot friends, make sure you wear your best leaf crushing whoreboots.

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An oh so casual lift of the leg, showing off the boots nicely.

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The boots are also good for those situations when your slightly strange older brother pretends to be an alien who wants to shun the cameras.

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Grimace of power! Leg of length! Boots of awesomeness!

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For those moments when you're rocking the brother love, whore boots are the perfect addition.

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They also look good in black and white, especially combined with no lips and bent leg.

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When wearing whore boots, ensure you place them in the best lighting possible.

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Whore boots are versatile. Add a smart jacket, some product, awesome make up and a tie, and you too are ready for any occasion. Sadly, you need to find your own hot little dude with mask.

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The boots allows a stance of much slinkiness.

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While also providing stability when you stand in front of a crowd and know you're just that hot.

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THIGH! The boots are there, see!

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Okay, I'm sorry. But Mikey's foot looks huge!

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WHAT!? I'm sure he's wearing the boots.

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Be aware the whore boots may cause wrinkling of the pants. However, that's of little consequence to the serious wearer.

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Oh good grief. Insert own caption here. I'm dead.

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They also look good in a casual setting, the combination of strip of belly, glasses, boots, texting, and many layers combining for that special Mikeyway style.

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If you too want to be a bad ass, go for the whore boot, stern face and clenched fist look.

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To end, because you can't have a whore boot post without this, bonus Pete. Mikey and Pete, their love is so whore boot-ey

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