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Jul. 28th, 2008 05:46 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
turpsLJ is slow today.
Anyone want to entertain me and play shag, marry, cliff?
You know the drill, give me three names, I'll decide if I shag, marry or cliff them and give you three names in return.
ETA: Feel free to challenge others with a list if you like.
Anyone want to entertain me and play shag, marry, cliff?
You know the drill, give me three names, I'll decide if I shag, marry or cliff them and give you three names in return.
ETA: Feel free to challenge others with a list if you like.
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Date: 2008-07-28 05:34 pm (UTC)*grins*
*flees*
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Date: 2008-07-28 05:36 pm (UTC)Oh, good god. Okay, so, I would marry Papa Winchester. Because I ♥ him.
That leaves Sheppard and Lance for the shagging, only it's not fair because Lance wouldn't want to shag me! Though perhaps he'd do it if it saved him from being cliffed... but I think I would still shag Sheppard. Sigh.
Which leaves Lance cliffed! Oh no! But it's okay, because the Doctor was just zooming along with his TARDIS and Lance fell in there instead. Yay!
Your turn again; inspired by my lovely story there we'll go by the Doctor, JC and Brian Littrell.
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Date: 2008-07-28 05:36 pm (UTC)You can totally shag your husband. Being as it's you and all ;)
stealing Mikey's boots is a little less creepy than scalping Blair,
Ahahahahaha. This is so my quote of the day. So awesome. And yes, boot stealing is much better than scalping.
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Date: 2008-07-28 05:39 pm (UTC)Okay. Me and Mikey, we're having wedding bells. Which means I get to shag Chris. Which will be fantastic!
David Tennant will have to be cliffed, which gives me woe!
You!
Jon Walker. Justin Timberlake. Brendon Urie.
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Date: 2008-07-28 05:40 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-07-28 05:40 pm (UTC)Um...
Lou Pearlman
Kevin Federline
Reichen Lehmkuhl
(I keep seeing Snog, Marry, Avoid in the TV listings, and every time it makes me cross because that's not the RIGHT NAME for the game, and, okay, maybe they couldn't really have KILL in there since they're playing the game with random real people, but WTF snog instead of shag? What's even the point? {Mutter, grumble, is crazy}...)
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Date: 2008-07-28 05:43 pm (UTC)And I'd rather lick boots than a scalp anyday.
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Date: 2008-07-28 05:45 pm (UTC)BUT, if you can save Gerard then... JC turns into a dolphin in mid air (in a burst of sparkles and glitter of course), dives into the sea at the bottom of the cliff and lives happily ever after in Atlantis.
(I think the heat may have fried my brains)
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Date: 2008-07-28 05:46 pm (UTC)Dude, how can you say that FIRST? Like, you're at least supposed to pretend to agonise over it or something!
{pets Brian}
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Date: 2008-07-28 05:49 pm (UTC)Well, I think...
I'd shag the Doctor. He'd just wander off afterwards anyway. :P
Marry Chris.
Spike's undead, he won't die. :D
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Date: 2008-07-28 05:50 pm (UTC)That's still 52 times more than you got to fuck the actual fuck! I always assumed that 'marry' meant you just got to fill in tax forms together, and maybe have babies by some mysterious process involving sitting next to one another on the sofa and drinking extra-hot cocoa before bedtime.
ETA: I really like the rule about saying how you carry out the murder, though.
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Date: 2008-07-28 05:51 pm (UTC)Oh! That's just beautiful! I fully approve of these inventive ways to save the cliffed people!
Also, I fully approve of your threesome plans. You go girl!
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Date: 2008-07-28 05:58 pm (UTC)And as a bonus for NCIS: Tony, Gibbs, Abby.
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Date: 2008-07-28 05:58 pm (UTC)I'd have to marry Santa Claus. I mean, all those toys and candy and eleves to do my bidding. Awesome.
I'd do a Geeway and shag the Great Pumpkin. Not sure how but I'd try.
Which means cliff for the Bunny! Oh no! He'll bounce back though ;)
Okay, you!
JC, Gerard, Your sexiest Sim you've made.
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Date: 2008-07-28 06:04 pm (UTC)Hmm, okay. Kevin, Spencer Smith and Joey!
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Date: 2008-07-28 06:05 pm (UTC)Okay. I'd marry Brennan. I don't care if he gets all alpha male. Shag Jamie, because hello, the possibilities! And cliff Jesse! Which is fine because he would just solidify and land with a huge thump *g*
Okay. You!
Kevin. Dean. JC
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Date: 2008-07-28 06:14 pm (UTC)First off. Kitten!JC. I'd push him right off the cliff. I'd boot him in the backside off the cliff and not hesitate a second.
So do I marry JC the bitch and get stuck with him? Or have one explosive night with kinky JC?
You know, I think I'll have one night with bitch!JC and then a lifetime watching kinky!JC get it on with many many other pretty boys and girls.
You!
Karen Chasez, Wade, Bitsy
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Date: 2008-07-28 06:18 pm (UTC)This would be easy if I hadn't just spent 2 days turning Gerard!Sim into the ultimate mate. BUT, I suppose I should have some faith the real one so..
Shag - JC
Marry - Gerard
Cliff - Gerard!Sim *sob* ( except wait! with enough money I can call up the Grim Reaper and bring him back to life! teehee! ;-P )