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Okay.

I just can't cliff Brian *or* dog!Chris. The big pleading eyes would kill me before I could chuck either one of them over the edge. So it will have to be Captain Jack. I'm sure Ianto will be around to help him get over the trauma of being dead yet again.

Then shag Brian. Because he's just that hot, and there's a limit to how Christian he can be for one night.

Marry dog!Chris. Because then the other guys will come to my house to visit him. And he'd have a really long tongue.


Okay...Aaron Carter, msktrnanny!traumatising!floppy!haired!Nick, Reel!Nsync!Justin.